A bit council Vol 2

[Dr Murdoch]

talksthetorque said:

Is she very small?

Or maybe just her ring?

[ThunderGuts]

nicanary said:

p4cks said:

AVV EM said:

Very council, courtesy of the daily fail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720247/So...

And no decent photos of any damage whatsoever. Total chancer.

IT sales manager = works in Currys.

Why is it always that model of Merc...

[DaveGoddard]

Thankyou4calling said:

He is powerfully built though.

Wonder what his user name is on PH?

Where did that meme (or whatever the PH equivalent is) start?

Anyway back on topic...buying your small child a pedal/electric car with bigger wheels than a proper car, and probably costing more than some people would spend on a proper car. No doubt the kid will graduate to a quad bike in about six years time.

[anonymous-user]

DaveGoddard said:

Where did that meme (or whatever the PH equivalent is) start?

.

It was a guy called 911motorsport I think, the story went about him going to a pub and this women (with husband) checking his 'powerfully built' frame out, rubbing him down and giving him a running commentary on his physique.

Basically powerfully built = fat bar steward.

[Mr Snrub]

Riding a push bike with a carrier bag on the handles

[wildcat45]

davidc1 said:

All your keys on one massive bunch , with added key rings.my sister in law...

That's silly. So if you are private you have lots of keys on lots of individual key rings?

So how does that work if say you own sevwral properties?

[WD39]

Mr Snrub said:

Riding a push bike with a carrier bag on the handles

Gets stuck in spokes, much greif ensues.

[Martin350]

Riding a push bike whilst holding an open can of lager, or a cigarette, and bonus council points for having both!

[Europa1]

Martin350 said:

Riding a push bike whilst holding an open can of lager, or a cigarette, and bonus council points for having both!

Whilst having the top half of your pants showing.

[princealbert23]

AVV EM said:

Very council, courtesy of the daily fail.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3720247/So...

by coincidence the roundabout is next door to where that horse got punched a few posts up. He is from Regents Park which isn't posh but is not council

[Faust66]

WD39 said:

Mr Snrub said:

Riding a push bike with a carrier bag on the handles

Gets stuck in spokes, much greif ensues.

Saw a cracking example of this a while back and I was fortunate enough to have a ringside seat!

I was walking home from work and spotted a chavvy bloke on a pushbike in the distance… he stood out as he had a heavy looking carrier bag dangling from each end of his handlebars AND a bloody great box balanced precariously on the centre part of the bars. Riding on the pavement, next to a busy main road, scattering pedestrians out of the way and on his mobile - what could possibly go wrong?

He was wobbling all over the place and it was clearly only a matter of time until he came a cropper… I can still see it in slow motion: our hero, wearing a gormless expression, the realisation slowly dawning that the lamppost in front of him was not going to give way...

He ended up in a big pile of bags, boxes and swearing. I would've gone over to give him hand (as you do) and make sure he was ok but he was hurling abuse at all in the vicinity and making quite a scene with drivers (he was partially blocking the road) as well as other pedestrians, so I left him well alone as I just knew he'd start giving me some st (possibly because I was laughing openly at him - which I wouldn't normally do, but some people are just asking for it).

Thinking the laws of physics do not apply to you? Council.

[Jezzerh]

Fraping, and the act of being 'fraped' are very council.

Also, the pillar box red RR Sport complete with Liverpool FC stickers and the private plate 'KOP 96' I saw being driven by an orange coloured lady wearing large sunglasses on the M1 today absolutely screamed council.

[31mph]

Dr Murdoch said:

Or teaching children that its not just Mum and Dad that they should listen to, but all elders should be respected?

(I'll concede it can be lazy in circumstances, but kids should know how they're behaviour effects others, and therefore, THEM.)

Absolutely not, They should learn how to discipline their own children

"Stop that, or the man will take your toy away"

HOW ABOUT "Stop that or I'll take your toy away" - The parent should be the bad guy, not me as a random bystander


And I'll add to that, the sort that speak like this are usually the sort of parent that would quite happily have a go at you if you so much as looked at their child the wrong way. I'd love to see what they'd do if you actually went over and had a go at their child

[whoami]

Knowing what "fraping" is.

[Trabi601]

whoami said:

Knowing what "fraping" is.

Isn't it making a cold, iced coffee?

[Fermit The Krog and Sarah Sexy]

whoami said:

Knowing what "fraping" is.

Behave! Anyone on Facebook who has unwittingly left a FB page open around unguarded friends has returned to find a juvenile mate (and I'm 39....) has changed their status to 'xxx is really missing a big firm cock to snuggle up to this evening'. And if you haven't your friends are too serious

[anonymous-user]

DavieW said:

p4cks said:

New double-barrel surnames

New double-barrelled forenames.

Edited by DavieW on Tuesday 2nd August 14:10

Who names their child Jack-Bob??? Whether he's a child genius or not!

[Goaty Bill 2]

allroad one said:

Who names their child Jack-Bob??? Whether he's a child genius or not!

People named Billy-Joe and Bobby-Ray?

[Martin350]

There was a big spike on my councilometer yesterday evening whilst in the supermarket.

Overweight and rather unwashed looking 'lady' with two young kids, who were walking around barefoot, saying to her daughter "Come 'ere baby gal".

[shakotan]

Europa1 said:

Martin350 said:

Riding a push bike whilst holding an open can of lager, or a cigarette, and bonus council points for having both!

Whilst having the top half of your pants showing.

And no shirt/on the pavement/at night without lights/not holding the handbars/wearing earphones

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