Misfits, Dad's Army Types et al...

[PanzerCommander]

jdw100 said:

Whatever excuse you feel helps.

Pity you're not the guy with a tank in his loft....apt username.

heh, mine is sat on my windowsill

[ApOrbital]

I got four should i go and hang myself?

[jdw100]

ThunderGuts said:

point of order

I cannot see 'sleeping with one eye open' on the list...

That's just a given, right?

I mean we all do that don't we?

[PanzerCommander]

Shakermaker said:

genuine purposes that you were actually deployed as part of HM forces or the emergency services? Or that you genuinely did serve as Under-secretary-in-waiting for refreshments and traffic management at St Icklebrick's Christmas Fete?

[Shakermaker]

ThunderGuts said:

point of order

I cannot see 'sleeping with one eye open' on the list...

No, no. I thought no. 29 would be enough.

Also right now I am creasing up reading Mall ninja

[omgus]

1. A pocket size multi tool
2. Multiple pocket size multi tools
8. A Clipboard
22. Used the NATO phonetic alphabet in every day conversation
24. Worn high visibility jacket that you bought/didn't give back to an employer
29. Remained sober at Christmas/New Year voluntarily in case someone you didn't know needed to get somewhere that wasn't with your family.
30. Used the word "deployed" when referring to visiting a different site with work.


st 23% Walt.

Although i will argue a couple of them.
29 & 30 are both Work related, if i'm not being paid i would never:

• stay sober at xmas.
• use the word deployed in a non ironic fashion.

Honest.

[jdw100]

omgus said:

1. A pocket size multi tool
2. Multiple pocket size multi tools
8. A Clipboard
22. Used the NATO phonetic alphabet in every day conversation
24. Worn high visibility jacket that you bought/didn't give back to an employer
29. Remained sober at Christmas/New Year voluntarily in case someone you didn't know needed to get somewhere that wasn't with your family.
30. Used the word "deployed" when referring to visiting a different site with work.


st 23% Walt.

Although i will argue a couple of them.
29 & 30 are both Work related, if i'm not being paid i would never:

• stay sober at xmas.
• use the word deployed in a non ironic fashion.

Honest.

Practically 'time-served'.

I'm nominating you for Gold Commander of this thread.

[FailHere]

I'm hoping that I don't score too high on the Walt scale.
Multi-tool is a bottle opener/cork-screw used as a key-ring.
Land Rover is an old 90, so technically not a Defender (Walt points for specifying the difference?). It has no snorkel, winch, flashing lights, or special off-road tyres, but it does have two spare wheels and a bonnet mascot.
No clipboard, but I do tend to carry a small pocket diary for reminders and to write things down before I forget.
I do still have a high-vis jacket and trousers, not given back to my old employer, I don't use them and didn't wear them for work either if I could get away with it.
I have used the NATO phonetic alphabet, mainly for postcodes when on the phone, well as much of it as I can remember (Q is for quiche?)
I have never voluntarily remained sober at Christmas/New Year (or much of the rest of the year come to think of it)

Falafel Hour exit

[Tango13]

I have one of these as a keyring as I don't like to deploy leave the flat without a bottle opener...

http://www.heinnie.com/schrade-pry-tool-titanium-i

I don't have/do any of the things on the list so it looks like I've failed as a Walt.

Teapot Anteater Nymphomaniac Gertrude Orrifice One Three out

[Goaty Bill 2]

Tango13 said:

I have one of these as a keyring as I don't like to deploy leave the flat without a bottle opener...

http://www.heinnie.com/schrade-pry-tool-titanium-i

I don't have/do any of the things on the list so it looks like I've failed as a Walt.

Teapot Anteater Nymphomaniac Gertrude Orrifice One Three out

Good Lord man, have you never seen these?



That thing you have is clearly for opening the roof of an inverted Land Rover the the event of a crash.
Ahh....

[kowalski655]

`i used to have a phone holster,till my phone fell out of it & was lost

Only worn camo gearwhen+
paintballing 20+ years ago,and it was supplied,and only ever use the phonetic alphabet when on the phone clarifying letters eg postcodes

I think I am safe from Walt-ness

Kumquat six fiver fiver exuant

[FailHere]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

Good Lord man, have you never seen these?

Yes, I used to keep one of those in my desk at work and passed it on to my assistant, along with the emergency chocolate supply when I retired.

[Tango13]

Goaty Bill 2 said:

Tango13 said:

I have one of these as a keyring as I don't like to deploy leave the flat without a bottle opener...

http://www.heinnie.com/schrade-pry-tool-titanium-i

I don't have/do any of the things on the list so it looks like I've failed as a Walt.

Teapot Anteater Nymphomaniac Gertrude Orrifice One Three out

Good Lord man, have you never seen these?



That thing you have is clearly for opening the roof of an inverted Land Rover the the event of a crash.
Ahh....

Does this mean I'm not a total failure in the Walt department?

[SVX]

This thread never fails to deliver However, as any Ally-As-Feck Ex-Operator knows, we don't like to talk about it...

Charlie Foxtrot One, Charlie Foxtrot Two - this is Optimus Wilde Zero Zero. Two Tangos sunny-side up, relocating to EXFIL location Unicorn. Request expedited EXFIL: Bradley Cooper's Legal and F-35 Design Teams are inbound.

[bomma220]

I've got a multi tool with a flashing amber LED on it, but I'm not allowed to discuss it in public.

You ain't seen me, roight...

[dabofoppo]

Airsoft should be on that list and count for at least 10 walt points.

[jdw100]

SVX said:

This thread never fails to deliver However, as any Ally-As-Feck Ex-Operator knows, we don't like to talk about it...

Charlie Foxtrot One, Charlie Foxtrot Two - this is Optimus Wilde Zero Zero. Two Tangos sunny-side up, relocating to EXFIL location Unicorn. Request expedited EXFIL: Bradley Cooper's Legal and F-35 Design Teams are inbound.

You are 50OHMustang and I claim my five American freedom dollars.

[Bill]

Do I score extra Walt marks for pointing out it's disruptive pattern material. Or DPM (as any Walt kno...)

[Shakermaker]

Bill said:

Do I score extra Walt marks for pointing out it's disruptive pattern material. Or DPM (as any Walt kno...)

Yes. Move directly to Pentonville Road, if you pass GO collect £200.

[omgus]

jdw100 said:

Practically 'time-served'.

I'm nominating you for Gold Commander of this thread.

I appreciate the nomination, but i cannot be responsible for a thread as important as this, and manage to keep on the ball in my assigned duties for the next 2 weeks.

Due to temporary European relocation of the (POSVMACS - Pos-Mac for radio communication) Primary Office Safety, Visitor Management and Access Control Supervisor i have been deployed in my full capability as (SOSVMACS - Sos-Mac)) Secondary Office Safety, Visitor Management and Access Control Supervisor, i am combining this with my CDDR (Current Daily Duty Roster) and will be unable to give the necessary attention to a Secondary, if also important Gold level role in this thread as there may confidentiality issues regarding sensitive info being observed in this location.

As there are non emergency responders in this thread i have a translation in mufti speak underneath so than can see the level of detail required to even consider a Bronze level position.

The receptionist is on holiday, cause it's really quiet i'm working on the reception desk so i shouldn't really be fking about on PH where people can see i'm not actually working.


Ocelot, Manx, Gerbil, Unicorn, Shark. Over and Out!"

Edited by omgus on Monday 15th August 11:19