My answering machine - it plays the message "Thank you for calling" AFTER a caller has hung up. WHY? They can't hear it you stupid bloody machine ( or rather, stupid person who designed this 'feature' into the machine )
Also the guy who currently sits next to me at work who variously whistles, makes "clip clop" noises with his mouth, rolls biros across his teeth, drums his fingers, and the like.
Also the guy who currently sits next to me at work who variously whistles, makes "clip clop" noises with his mouth, rolls biros across his teeth, drums his fingers, and the like.
Oh, and add humming and going "do doo dooo" and "pom pom pom" and "tum te tum" too.