Match.com (Volume 5)

Match.com (Volume 5)

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king arthur

6,623 posts

263 months

Friday 29th June 2012
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Tyre Smoke said:
Maybe so tribbles, but have you heard of the M5? biggrin
She's got an M5?

I'm in!

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Friday 29th June 2012
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Tyre Smoke said:
Afternoon all,

Bit of a hijack, but my next door neighbour and good friend is signed up on match and is finding it really hard to meet anyone genuine. She's lovely, bubbly, very easy on the eye, intelligent and looking for a decent chap 39-49 apparently.

Whilst being mindful of both your use of "bubbly" and a face only pic (angles can hide multitudes of sins as we know), I feel safe in saying that she looks lovely and were I looking, be very much on my radar, 2 hour drive and 7-17 year age gap notwithstanding. smile

Tyre Smoke said:
As long as you aren't a freak or weirdo. Of course you are all company directors with goatees...........biggrin
Balls. hehe



Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

263 months

Friday 29th June 2012
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She is lovely.

Sitting next to me half pissed.......


My login is about to be abused I fear biggrin

Mr Happy

5,701 posts

222 months

Friday 29th June 2012
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Tyre Smoke said:
She is lovely.

Sitting next to me half pissed.......


My login is about to be abused I fear biggrin
I've heard it called many things, but never a login!

Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Friday 29th June 2012
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Tyre Smoke said:
She is lovely.

Sitting next to me half pissed.......


My login is about to be abused I fear biggrin
>still waiting<

>tea's gone cold<




hornetrider

63,161 posts

207 months

Friday 29th June 2012
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Zwolf said:
>still waiting<

>no longer erect<
eek

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

263 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Sorry, the Merlot took over.

I will get her signed up later - promise!

Jagmanv12

1,573 posts

166 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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For those using online dating sites I just wonder how much honesty/importance is attached to the age range in profiles.

From the sites I've looked at most women have 40 or at the most 45 as the oldest age man they are looking for. So as a man if you are over these ages do you put a lower age than you are on your profile? Reply to the woman saying you are younger than you are if she asks? Say that age is just a state of mine and you feel suitable for her?

Lying about your age might be OK if you're just want a casual relationship but hardly the good basis if you're looking for something long term.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Council Baby said:
I've done 6 hours before. Saying that I've also jumped on planes to meet women in other countries.

CB - will travel for sex thumbup
Well 'women' and Thailand at least.

Mobile Chicane

20,888 posts

214 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Jagmanv12 said:
For those using online dating sites I just wonder how much honesty/importance is attached to the age range in profiles.

From the sites I've looked at most women have 40 or at the most 45 as the oldest age man they are looking for. So as a man if you are over these ages do you put a lower age than you are on your profile? Reply to the woman saying you are younger than you are if she asks? Say that age is just a state of mine and you feel suitable for her?

Lying about your age might be OK if you're just want a casual relationship but hardly the good basis if you're looking for something long term.
Depends what you're confident you can get away with. I'd tell the truth and include a recent photo.

Use one where you're holding up today's newspaper and you can make a joke about it. So many men use photos which are easily ten years out of date that it gets rather tedious.

Council Baby

19,741 posts

192 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Jagmanv12 said:
For those using online dating sites I just wonder how much honesty/importance is attached to the age range in profiles.

From the sites I've looked at most women have 40 or at the most 45 as the oldest age man they are looking for. So as a man if you are over these ages do you put a lower age than you are on your profile? Reply to the woman saying you are younger than you are if she asks? Say that age is just a state of mine and you feel suitable for her?

Lying about your age might be OK if you're just want a casual relationship but hardly the good basis if you're looking for something long term.
Local WI meeting, they can cook too thumbup

Plotters - WGOTSOT, and no, I won't sleep with you again, stop goading me you pervert.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Like it was on offer.

Only because you didn't cuddle me after

Council Baby

19,741 posts

192 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Let's take this to SMS.

you didn't struggle

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

195 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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And who said romance was dead...I've just been bought a CCTV kit hehe

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

190 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Penny-lope said:
And who said romance was dead...I've just been bought a CCTV kit hehe
Was it from Cock Womble?

NightRunner

12,231 posts

196 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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I think Ive found a diamond, not via Match, but hey-ho.

Going from what I've seen in 2 months, when it hits, the mental will be gargantuan...


Stupidlikeafox

794 posts

180 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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If I put a link up to my PoF profile for PH reviewing, am I going to get helpful advice, a st load of ridicule, or both? smile

Rach*

8,824 posts

218 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Stupidlikeafox said:
If I put a link up to my PoF profile for PH reviewing, am I going to get helpful advice, a st load of ridicule, or both? smile
Get it up!



Zwolf

25,867 posts

208 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Stupidlikeafox said:
If I put a link up to my PoF profile for PH reviewing, am I going to get helpful advice, a st load of ridicule, or both? smile
Some of the former, some of the latter - but all of it well intentioned and good natured. smile

Piersman2

6,610 posts

201 months

Saturday 30th June 2012
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Stupidlikeafox said:
If I put a link up to my PoF profile for PH reviewing, am I going to get helpful advice, a st load of ridicule, or both? smile
Only helpful advice allowed on this thread.




Honest.
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