Hammered sausages.

[theshrew]

I love this thread i really hope that you have lots of cats / foxes in the area they will go for the the bangers.

I think if i was going to do this id perhaps bait up the garden bangers on top of the grass for a few nights to get the wildlife used to feeding at that place before i smashed them into the ground.

Whoever thought of this is a legend.

[gtidriver]

No cats round my way. All indoor pedigrees. I'll chuck a hand full of cat biscuits down as a teaser.

[Big Rod]

750turbo said:

Quality thread here, enjoy the rest of your afternoon Sir!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Very much obliged to you.

[J4CKO]

Thats cheered me up after a crap day, thanks.

Mainly I was amused at the mental image of the op laughing manically whilst drilling holes into his lawn and plonking a value sausage into each, his wife and a friend of hers sitting in the kitchen having a coffee watching it being done. I can see the wife crying a little perhaps and being comforted by her friend, as she knows it is only a matter of time before the van arrives to take him to somewhere where he cannot harm himself or others.

Planting Sausages for your internet friends sounds perfectly reasonable to us as it is in context, to the uninitiated it does rate pretty high on the mentalometer.

[Murderlamb]

[gtidriver]

Well something has been nibbling over the past couple of hours. This bit is beside my garage. The communal bit will be investigated a little later. It's dinner now which ironically is sausages. Not tescos value ones.

[Igurisu]

Haven't laughed so much in a long time, top work OP.

[SeldomSeenKid]

Can't believe I've missed this, OP, you are my new hero!

[jjones]

i just had to explain this to my children. they are in awe.

[gtidriver]

For those keeping track that is hole 2 with 2 sausages inserted.

[gtidriver]

Shall I start a new thread, sausage watch.

[supersan23]

This is just pure brilliant!!

[odyssey2200]

gtidriver said:

Shall I start a new thread, sausage watch.

only if you can get Kate Humble involved.

[Sf_Manta]

[Hammer67]

gtidriver said:

Shall I start a new thread, sausage watch.

[supersan23]

What about getting some of these frozen

[gtidriver]

Would probably break before it went fully into the ground. Might experiment digging out a small hole and laying a load of cocktail sausages in and covering it up again. that'll have to be monday or tuesday though.

[HD Adam]

Can somebody put in a request to Jim'll Paint It on Facebook if they are friends?

I want a lawn, hammered sausages, the OP, an MX-5 racing a 335d in the background and assorted PH characters looking on.

[gtidriver]

Just gone check on the communal sausage burial. Theres still no mass destruction.

[Digger]

Frozen foods should always be planted in the Spring. I thought everyone knew that!