The best insult you've ever heard
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Well James Blunt of all people has some beautifully crafted putdowns
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/31/26-reasons-why...
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/31/26-reasons-why...
A double insult from my good self
to set the scene, when i started my business, our office was in a pretty grotty area (to paint a picture, i once had to clean a human stool off our front step in the morning)
Anyway, I was reversing out of my parking space at the same time as one of the local fat mouth breathers was waddling past. I was presented with a barrage of abuse to which i replied "i'm surprised i didn't see you!!!!......anyway, if you had a job you wouldn't have been there" before driving off. Surprisingly venomous for me
to set the scene, when i started my business, our office was in a pretty grotty area (to paint a picture, i once had to clean a human stool off our front step in the morning)
Anyway, I was reversing out of my parking space at the same time as one of the local fat mouth breathers was waddling past. I was presented with a barrage of abuse to which i replied "i'm surprised i didn't see you!!!!......anyway, if you had a job you wouldn't have been there" before driving off. Surprisingly venomous for me
Council Baby said:
At school we had a mad Latin teacher, one of the kids in the class was a right little with some ADHD thing going on. The teacher turned around one day and said:
"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"
To an 11 year old
“You do realise that the best of the genes in your family dribbled down the inside of your mother’s leg don’t you?”"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"
To an 11 year old
Rude-boy said:
Council Baby said:
At school we had a mad Latin teacher, one of the kids in the class was a right little with some ADHD thing going on. The teacher turned around one day and said:
"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"
To an 11 year old
“You do realise that the best of the genes in your family dribbled down the inside of your mother’s leg don’t you?”"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"
To an 11 year old
ajprice said:
Rude-boy said:
Council Baby said:
At school we had a mad Latin teacher, one of the kids in the class was a right little with some ADHD thing going on. The teacher turned around one day and said:
"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"
To an 11 year old
“You do realise that the best of the genes in your family dribbled down the inside of your mother’s leg don’t you?”"There are times when I question why your mother didn't have an abortion"
To an 11 year old
"That's the most intelligent thing that's come out of your mouth since I met you"
Kenty said:
Best I've heard - not in person but TV I think, was
Very big chavvy girl with two kids really mouthing off, casual observer looked at baby in pram and asked if it was hers,
"Course it's mine you w*nker, who's do you think it is"
" I well is can't believe you've been sha**ed twice"
Or perhaps better......"what a lovely pram".Very big chavvy girl with two kids really mouthing off, casual observer looked at baby in pram and asked if it was hers,
"Course it's mine you w*nker, who's do you think it is"
" I well is can't believe you've been sha**ed twice"
A few years back I worked with a rather large female colleague. One day she sauntered into the office with gold shoes, big sunglasses, fancy dress etc and exclaimed to the room "oh, do you think I look like a film star today?" to which I replied without hesitation (or thinking for that matter) "yes, Godzilla"
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