Struggling to choose a name for son

[Mr GrimNasty]

Maxwell (Max) Heaton
Garry (Gaz) Heaton
Oil Fired Central Heaton

[TinyCappo]

Charlton (Epic Death) Heston...sorry Heaton.

[BHC]

Where was he conceived?

[LordGrover]

I see where you're going...
Fabia 'rear seat' Heaton.

[BHC]

LordGrover said:

I see where you're going...
Fabia 'rear seat' Heaton.

Trooper "inflatable mattress" Heaton is my goal!

[DoubleSix]

BHC said:

Where was he conceived?

Hotel Heaton?

Has a certain ring to it I suppose...

[julian64]

Am I the only one wondering why his surname isn't 'Trent'

[Mr GrimNasty]

Heaton is the surname of the kitchen maid.

[TinyCappo]

julian64 said:

Am I the only one wondering why his surname isn't 'Trent'

milkman is called Heaton?

[mr_spock]

R6VED said:

My wife suggested Sebastian for our boy due in August, with a view to shortening to Bass (inspired by a character in Revolution for anyone who watches it)

Now I actually quite like that, but the character is a fking nutter so put me off a bit.

Our other current contender is Dillon or possibly Dylan.

We were totally set on our daughters name very early on, but boys seems harder.

Almost every boy at my son's primary school seemed to be called Dilan or some variant thereof.

[DoubleSix]

Dylan #28 in the charts apparently...

http://www.ukbabynames.com/boys/top

[The Don of Croy]

Ebenezer Heaton?

Shadrack Heaton?

Obadiah Heaton?

Admittedly it's been a while since I had to choose a name...

Or you can go 'modern' -

Facebook Heaton
Twitter Heaton
Meh Heaton

[smn159]

Prepare him for a life on the internet by naming him snoopydog_69 or somesuch.

[smn159]

How about 'Heisenberg'

[smn159]

Or save money on expensive 'personalised' number plates by simply calling him 'KC51DAU'

OK, OK, I'm going

[Luke.]

How about Sidney? Well due a revival.

[MarvGTI]

If you're going for something deadly modern, there's these too:

Yolo Heaton
Swag Heaton
North West Heaton

[HOGEPH]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel Heaton.

[ClassicMotorNut]

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Heaton

[HOGEPH]

Aardvark Heaton.

He'd always be the first called.