Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

Terms or phrases that make your skin crawl

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Jaldi

1,195 posts

236 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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In my office at least four people say "basically" all the time. Often they use the word more than once in a single sentence.
It gets on my nerves more than it probably should do.


s2sol

1,224 posts

172 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Diseasel
Stealers
Halfrauds
Leptons (again)
Wtf

And many more.

ETA Bork

Edited by s2sol on Friday 11th July 18:27

marmitemania

1,571 posts

143 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Echoing Prawn boys comments about luxury branded goods, the fact that everything has to be described as premium also gets on my fu@king nerves. Premium coffee, Premium toilet paper. I'm sure there must be Premium fu@king bleach on the supermarket shelves. Oh why has luxury all of a sudden turned into Lugsuaire.

ch108

1,127 posts

134 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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MondyJim said:
It really annoys me when people who are describing a conversation that they have had say the following:

"They said x"
"So I turn round and said y"
"then they turned round and said z"
"So i turned round and said".....

Were you both literally turning through 360 degrees before each sentence? No, I doubt it, shut up!!
I was just about to type that very thing. I worked beside a girl who described all her conversations like that. Drove me up the wall.



FastRich

542 posts

201 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Usually younger people say this "I was like so cross" or "I was like well freaked out" well we're you or weren't you? You can't be "like" cross, either you're angry or you're not. Also, it's not "well", it's "very".

Lol - learn to write and speak.

Shop assistants calling me "mate" it "Bruv". I think you'll find it's sir or Mr Davies. You are being paid to serve me, not pretend to be my friend or brother.

But the worst thing of all has got to be "TVR's, yeah I've heard of those, they break down all the time"

No. They. Fu**ing. Do. Not. Learn what to do with the basic of all tool kits and you'll be fine, it's not difficult to tinker and maintain a relatively simple bit of kit.

whoami

13,151 posts

241 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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I'll be honest with you...

DavePieman

1,194 posts

146 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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MondyJim said:
It really annoys me when people who are describing a conversation that they have had say the following:

"They said x"
"So I turn round and said y"
"then they turned round and said z"
"So i turned round and said".....

Were you both literally turning through 360 degrees before each sentence? No, I doubt it, shut up!!
Are you from the West Midlands? Everyone I know seems to say that in conversation and it hacks me off too, wonder if it's a local dialect thing.

One that I hate mostly used by American media is "baby mama" or "baby daddy" to describe the mother/father of someone's child when they are no longer together.

H22observer

784 posts

128 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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marmitemania said:
Echoing Prawn boys comments about luxury branded goods, the fact that everything has to be described as premium also gets on my fu@king nerves. Premium coffee, Premium toilet paper. I'm sure there must be Premium fu@king bleach on the supermarket shelves. Oh why has luxury all of a sudden turned into Lugsuaire.


Aldi yoghurt. smile

DavePieman

1,194 posts

146 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Oh and another Midlands thing seems to be starting every other sentence with "I'm not being funny, but..."

Of course you aren't, I'm not fking laughing am I? What they mean by this is "Don't have a go at me for saying this..."

whoami

13,151 posts

241 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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H22observer said:
marmitemania said:
Echoing Prawn boys comments about luxury branded goods, the fact that everything has to be described as premium also gets on my fu@king nerves. Premium coffee, Premium toilet paper. I'm sure there must be Premium fu@king bleach on the supermarket shelves. Oh why has luxury all of a sudden turned into Lugsuaire.


Aldi yoghurt. smile
No mention of luxury or premium though...

MondyJim

109 posts

130 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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DavePieman said:
Are you from the West Midlands? Everyone I know seems to say that in conversation and it hacks me off too, wonder if it's a local dialect thing.

One that I hate mostly used by American media is "baby mama" or "baby daddy" to describe the mother/father of someone's child when they are no longer together.
No, but not too far away, Chester. Seems to mostly be people from Liverpool/Wirral that say it round here.

Barreti

6,680 posts

238 months

Friday 11th July 2014
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Measuring everything in Decades. Where has this come from recently.

A couple of days ago I heard something like "it's been half a decade since ...."
That's five ruddy years you pillock

Slinky1989

324 posts

183 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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"We are where we are"

One of the most common phrases I hear at work from employees and managers alike, and I hate it as it just means that they've essentially given up on whatever the situation is and will wait for it to sort itself out.

I also tend to hear it when someone can't be arsed to carry out a task and is happy to leave things as is, even if things are st.

rich83

14,288 posts

139 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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"I'm not being funny"

When people use the word "invest" when buying car mods.

Rulle7

129 posts

183 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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StuntmanMike said:
Rulle7 said:
Am I the only one who stops reading a post the second I encounter an 'of' where a 'have' should be used, as in; "I should of studied more at school."?
If the basic components of your own native tongue are unknown to you, I feel your opinions or advice will likely be based on a similar lack of understanding of the basic components of the issue at hand.

'Reveal' as a noun is another cringe-worthy term.
I think that's your problem, not theirs, some people have not had the benefit of an education, some people have had to learn in adult life as they go along, do you regard these people as idiots, are you so intolerant, really?
Not knowing a very basic concept such as 'have' ( mixing up 'they're',' there' and 'their' is another example ) has nothing to do with a lack of education.
It is a lack of care.
There's a big difference between not knowing and not caring.

As for being intolerant, perhaps I am.
I would rather phrase it as being careful with whom I take advice from and whose opinions are worthy of consideration.



Insanity Magnet

616 posts

154 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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"It's a big ask"

Eh?

fausTVR

1,442 posts

151 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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I can't believe no one has mentioned "at the end of the day.." yet.

On a traffic cop show recently, some young scrote is cuffed and each of his many utterances of protest is prefixed with this bloody phrase. Said so often it morphs into entheday ..

Also on my annoying list;
Basically ..
I can't lie to you ..
Can I get ..
.. turned round and said ..
I'm not being funny but ..

Escort3500

11,938 posts

146 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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A few years ago I used to have a boss who used all the managementspeak words of the day - "touch base", "deliver", blue sky thinking", "stakeholders, partners and other agencies", "level playing field", "same hymn sheet", colleague empowerment", "step up to the plate" etc

Team meetings with him were hilarious, with everyone trying to avoid eye contact when he spouted his latest phrase in case we burst out laughing. He was universally loathed by staff (except his inner sanctum of blue eyed boys and girls), and his use of management buzzwords just made it all the worse.

wiliferus

4,067 posts

199 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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Probably already mentioned, but a thread title such as 'Audi A4 2.0tdi - Talk to me' causes me not to even open the thread even if I know all about the car in question.

Also, another vote for 'pull the trigger'.

Often found in the same thread...

Lawbags

1,050 posts

129 months

Saturday 12th July 2014
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ONO. As in, or nearest offer. No you mong. You know what price you want for it. Just put that!