Girls/women writing kisses in cards

[moanthebairns]

Custard. Photo of two vacuum cleaners.

Nobody in their right mind would leave a 300 quid dyson ball outside your door.

An electrolux vacuum I could understand mind you.

[Pickled]

Andy_mr2sc said:

Pickled said:

Isn't this a re-make of the old, long running, Nescafe Gold Blend ad?

Haha you think there's a case of the Gareth Hunt hand shake going on?

Thinking more the ones with Anthony Head in

https://youtu.be/jUn-IU5Lkiw

https://youtu.be/-BQgoZHx0eo?list=PLxDMplVdhBdt8iF...

[All that jazz]

wolfracesonic said:

What make was the vacuum cleaner? Anything other than Sebo, Miele or at a push Dyson, bin her. Your a PH'er Op, you shouldn't have to associate with someone who uses anything less, skanky peasants!

It is a Miele as it happens! An old orange and black one. I know it's hers as I saw her carting it in from her car when she first moved in.

LOL @ all the predictable vacuum cleaner jokes.

[glenrobbo]

Oh

Blown2CV said:

this woman put one of those charity collection bags through my letterbox today. Honestly I am beating them off with a stty stick.

How do you know it's this woman? It could have been any woman.

Mind you, those free charity bin liners come in handy now you have to pay for carrier bags at the supermarket.

[All that jazz]

glenrobbo said:

How do you know it's this woman? It could have been any woman.

Mind you, those free charity bin liners come in handy now you have to pay for carrier bags at the supermarket.

I've not had to buy an bin liners since I've lived here for that very reason!

[Matt UK]

Blown2CV said:

this woman put one of those charity collection bags through my letterbox today. Honestly I am beating them off with a stty stick.

I must be sending out similar signals.. Everyday this same lady turns up to give me letters and parcels. Even wears shorts most days the kinky mare.
Based on this thread, should I be taking this behaviour as 'a done deal'?

[glenrobbo]

Matt UK said:

I must be sending out similar signals.. Everyday this same lady turns up to give me letters and parcels. Even wears shorts most days the kinky mare.
Based on this thread, should I be taking this behaviour as 'a done deal'?

Only if you fancy getting involved in a foursome with this woman, All that Jazz & Blown2CV.

[Blown2CV]

glenrobbo said:

Oh

Blown2CV said:

this woman put one of those charity collection bags through my letterbox today. Honestly I am beating them off with a stty stick.

How do you know it's this woman? It could have been any woman.

Mind you, those free charity bin liners come in handy now you have to pay for carrier bags at the supermarket.

oh it was a woman. I watched her from the dark with my night vision goggles. I'll open the door next time and say hello.

[768]

All that jazz said:

glenrobbo said:

Mind you, those free charity bin liners come in handy now you have to pay for carrier bags at the supermarket.

I've not had to buy an bin liners since I've lived here for that very reason!

Seriously? The buggers never collect the empty ones, that seems like quite a sensible option.

I can imagine our council refusing to take the bins though if we use them, just because.

[glenrobbo]

Yes, I have a big charity bag full of charity bags in the garage. They come in handy for all sorts of things.

[PoleDriver]

Please, please, please let her be a PHer and reading this thread!

[glenrobbo]

PoleDriver said:

Please, please, please let her be a PHer and reading this thread!

Poley, you almost made me spit out my whiskey when I read your post! You ber!

Have you put a link on mumsnet?

[All that jazz]

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

[HOGEPH]

Rich1973 said:

glenrobbo said:

Casual bird in Norfolk?



Forget the OXO, you need PAXO!


XXX

Looks like she gobbles

And she likes the cock.

(Although technically that joke doesn't work as a male turkey is called a Tom).

[wolfracesonic]

glenrobbo said:

PoleDriver said:

Please, please, please let her be a PHer and reading this thread!

Poley, you almost made me spit out my whiskey when I read your post! You ber!

Have you put a link on mumsnet?

I'd like to think it's another male PH'er who just happens to live in the same building, saw this thread, recognized the scenario and has decided to have fun with the OP. Or another gay, male PH'er and the vacuum will be used to show the OP he's not as wordly wised as he thought

[moanthebairns]

All that jazz said:

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

That's yellow not orange. It could be yours to be fair. But more than likely if she lives next to you it's for the coup and she can't put it infront of her door.

[Puggit]

All that jazz said:

No custard in the house but for the nay-sayers :

So you've left it there!?

[Vocal Minority]

Blown2CV said:

glenrobbo said:

Oh

Blown2CV said:

this woman put one of those charity collection bags through my letterbox today. Honestly I am beating them off with a stty stick.

How do you know it's this woman? It could have been any woman.

Mind you, those free charity bin liners come in handy now you have to pay for carrier bags at the supermarket.

oh it was a woman. I watched her from the dark with my night vision goggles. I'll open the door next time and say hello.

Remember - she'll like it if you leave the goggles on.....

[Mansells Tash]

First of all, I can't believe nobody has brought up the X XX and XXX code, it works like the def-con system the yanks have.

1 X is an opening to proceedings, if it never escalates beyond friendly banter and light flirting then you'll stay on one X and no nookie.

2 XX means she likes you, you must flirt at every opportunity as there is nookie potential

3 XXX the flirting works and she has the landing lights on and you have permission to land! Be a gent about it though and take over some white lightning cider!


At this stage I'd consider changing your WIFI name to "living next to a cutie" or something equally creepy/adorable. I'd also suggest she is flirting with the hoover thing, you need to send her something back, some Femme-fresh and a pair of Rubber Gloves and a Brillo pad should be perfect!

[Dr Doofenshmirtz]

Good call on the SSID - never fails