The Jacko Joke thread

[Mutley]

SoapyShowerBoy said:

Justayellowbadge said:

dnomyar said:

Forthright MC said:

Arese said:

Carfiend said:

Fantastic!

+1!

This is fabulous, any more like this?...................

Just love the third pic in the sequence.

Does he know he is already wearing a pair of shades?

Yes, never watched CSI?

[f13ldy]

Michael Jackon's girlfriend has just given her reaction - 'It's terrible news, first my parents leave me in Portugal, now this.'

[gilla]

Michael Jackson, a black man, a white man and a pedophile walk into a bar.

He orders a drink.



Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call,
the first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".

[Jgtv]

Mutley said:

SoapyShowerBoy said:

Justayellowbadge said:

dnomyar said:

Forthright MC said:

Arese said:

Carfiend said:

Fantastic!

+1!

This is fabulous, any more like this?...................

Just love the third pic in the sequence.

Does he know he is already wearing a pair of shades?

Yes, never watched CSI?

I just dont get the third and fourth picture, but then as I have never seen CSI I dont suppose I will.

Still never mind

[SoapyShowerBoy]

Jgtv said:

Mutley said:

SoapyShowerBoy said:

Justayellowbadge said:

dnomyar said:

Forthright MC said:

Arese said:

Carfiend said:

Fantastic!

+1!

This is fabulous, any more like this?...................

Just love the third pic in the sequence.

Does he know he is already wearing a pair of shades?

Yes, never watched CSI?

I just dont get the third and fourth picture, but then as I have never seen CSI I dont suppose I will.

Still never mind

Never watched it, why would he wear two pairs of shades?

[Justayellowbadge]

His 'acting' consists entirely of putting on and removing sunglasses whilst delivering laboured puns.

[Shadytree]

http://news.sky.com/skynews/

Police are looking for Michael Jackson's doctor after the star's family claimed he died of a drug overdose, reports say.

Just waiting for the punchline...

[MrV]

Justayellowbadge said:

His 'acting' consists entirely of putting on and removing sunglasses whilst delivering laboured puns.

Makes for a great drinking game http://missedmanners.wordpress.com/2007/01/24/the-...

[BAHN-STORMA]

Apparently he was admitted to Paedeatrics by mistake and he had a stroke...

Edited by BAHN-STORMA on Friday 26th June 16:35

[snowy slopes]

MOOSE, MEXICO, i think we need a MUCH MUCH bigger plane guys!! Mainly cos most of yous lot are joinin us on the way to hell. Oh and by the way, traxx is the winner for me!

[stifler]

snowy slopes said:

MOOSE, MEXICO, i think we need a MUCH MUCH bigger plane guys!! Mainly cos most of yous lot are joinin us on the way to hell. Oh and by the way, traxx is the winner for me!

Ill try and book one of those military transport planes.

We could make things easier for Satan and deliver Jacko whilst we are at it!

[Wheelrepairit]

Michael jacksons girlfriend has spoken out about the death, stating im devestated, this is the last thing i need, especially after my parents lost me in portugal a couple if years ago.

[Brown and Boris]

Shadytree said:

Just found these on eBay...

Edited by Shadytree on Friday 26th June 11:11

Barsteward, I nearly wet myself laughing.

[Brabus Jord]

Wheelrepairit said:

Michael jacksons girlfriend has spoken out about the death, stating im devestated, this is the last thing i need, especially after my parents lost me in portugal a couple if years ago.

posted above only 58 mins before you!!!!!

[snowy slopes]

stifler said:

snowy slopes said:

MOOSE, MEXICO, i think we need a MUCH MUCH bigger plane guys!! Mainly cos most of yous lot are joinin us on the way to hell. Oh and by the way, traxx is the winner for me!

Ill try and book one of those military transport planes.

We could make things easier for Satan and deliver Jacko whilst we are at it!

Yep sounds good to me, what do you reckon, a c-5 galaxy sound about right???

[muffinmenace]

[Wheelrepairit]

Brabus Jord said:

Wheelrepairit said:

Michael jacksons girlfriend has spoken out about the death, stating im devestated, this is the last thing i need, especially after my parents lost me in portugal a couple if years ago.

posted above only 58 mins before you!!!!!

Well strike me down, so it was, took me 59 mins to type that out as well.

Will i ever be forgiven.

[Mr Heathen]

They just found his will - He wants to be cremated and mixed into a plastic playground slide so little kids can keep going down on him...

• JUST IN*... When paramedics arrived at MJ’s house, he was barely conscious... They asked him how he was & he said it felt like the weight of a 10 year old on his chest...

Apparently, Jackson asked for his ashes to be mixed with coco pops so he could feel for one last time what it's like to come out of a ten year olds arse.

Forget "The Stranger" Put on a white glove, sit on your wrist till your hand goes numb, then enjoy: "The ghost of Michael Jackson" Recommended for boys ages 8-15

Edited by Mr Heathen on Friday 26th June 17:58

[frit]

SimonV8ster said:

Police say Michael Jackson's death could be suspicious. They're currently looking for a Smooth Criminal, he could be Black or White, but he definitely Dangerous. They've got fingerprints Off The Wall, and say there was a Man In The Mirror, so he has Got To Be There. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward but they don't Wanna Be Starting Something. Police say they Don't Stop Til they Get Enough as they found enough Blood On The Dance Floor. It's going to be a tough case but they will Beat It. Police say its a real Thriller.

Cracking!!

[TheEnd]

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled.

They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)