I have never.........

[Graham E]

I've never wanted a caravan
Never covented my neighbours Ox.
Never eaten yellow snow.

[The Excession]

DeadMeat_UK said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

Agreed !

Me too.

I'm ster-ruggling with stuff on this thread that I have done, apart from drive very fast cars, and sex with more than one person, the only thing I'm left with is fire a gun.

Oh, and visit the moon, I've not done that yet.

[kelk]

The Excession said:

DeadMeat_UK said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

Stablelad said:

kelk said:

35

I have never watched any of the Godfather films and I have the box set at home

That is absolute sacrilege! Get it done!

I know, I know. I love gangster / mafia movies (scarface, Goodfellas, Carlito's way etc) not to mention TV gold like the Sopranos.

But I always seem to have something else to watch and I forget.

Wet Sunday afternoon. Huge bowl of pasta. Good bottle of Italian red. Shut the curtains. Tell the wife to stop yabbering rubbish. Get the boxset on the big screen and prepare to be overwhelmed by Greatness.

This can also be done with Das Boot but substitute the ancillary arrangements with ...

Not washing/shaving for a week
Shut Curtains (as per Godfather)
Lighting a single red light-bulb
Leaving tap on drip-setting
etc.

Agreed !

Me too.

I'm ster-ruggling with stuff on this thread that I have done, apart from drive very fast cars, and sex with more than one person, the only thing I'm left with is fire a gun.

Oh, and visit the moon, I've not done that yet.

Drive fast cars - done
sex with more than one person - done
fired a gun - done
Surprised at amount of advice having not seen Godfatehr films - not done until now

Gotta watch them

[okgo]

Never been on a 'date'

[Justayellowbadge]

Cock Womble said:

I've never been to me.

At the age of 37, did you realize you'd never ride through Paris in a sports car?

[Cock Womble]

Justayellowbadge said:

Cock Womble said:

I've never been to me.

At the age of 37, did you realize you'd never ride through Paris in a sports car?

I wondered when the 'obscure old song' supp repository would pick up on that one.

[Adam B]

The Excession said:

[

I'm ster-ruggling with stuff on this thread that I have done, apart from drive very fast cars, and sex with more than one person, the only thing I'm left with is fire a gun.

Oh, and visit the moon, I've not done that yet.

I'm ster-ruggling with stuff on this thread that I haven't done - or is that what you meant?

[Acehood]

23, never been outside of europe

[shirt]

okgo said:

Never been on a 'date'

this, plus I've never:

used a chat up line
broken a bone
been arrested
owned a car more than 24hrs without verifying the top speed
flown in a helicopter
cheated on someone
slept with anyone older than me (annoyingly!)
found true love
bought a red top newspaper
been in a fight
had a job I loved doing
felt satisfied with life
expected the spanish inquisition

29yrs old.

[Cotty]

shirt said:

okgo said:

Never been on a 'date'

this, plus I've never:

used a chat up line in my life

maybe use the latter to achive the former

[Cotty]

Acehood said:

23, never been outside of europe

Why not?

[shirt]

I meant I'd never used a line, I am capable of chatting to girls.and i seemed to have forgotten/erased from memory my match exploits!

[Cotty]

shirt said:

I meant I'd never used a line, I am capable of chatting to girls.and i seemed to have forgotten/erased from memory my match exploits!

Of couse you have. Whenever I shag someone I imediatly forget about it

[Kermit power]

39, and I've never once made it through the London-bound traffic lights outside the Ashford Hospital on the A30 on green. Never!

Every single time I go to our office in Feltham, I hit them on red. Maybe only just before they change. Maybe just after they've gone to red, but never, ever, not once on green.

Going the other way, no problem - sometimes green, sometimes red - but London-bound? Red, every single bloody time!

[ArtVandelay]

Never shaved with a straight razor - something I want to learn

[shirt]

Cotty said:

shirt said:

I meant I'd never used a line, I am capable of chatting to girls.and i seemed to have forgotten/erased from memory my match exploits!

Of couse you have. Whenever I shag someone I imediatly forget about it

I don't follow.my 2 points weren't related. I had forgotten about match so my agreeing that I hadn't been on a 'date' was false. I have never used a chat up line. never mentioned sex.

[timlongs]

18

Flown alone (flying alone next week and stting it)
Been to Scotland (Doing so in summer)
Drank Tequila (Been told I have to)
Never worked particularly hard for an exam (probably should if I want to get into uni)
Never watched a full football match on tv.

[Romanymagic]

learn't so much and still know so little

[spanna123]

18. I have never:

Driven a RWD or LHD car
Driven in London
Driven outside of the UK
Had a threesome
Snorted or injected recreational drugs
Driven a car with more than 305bhp
Never seen a dead person
Never shot a rabbit/hare, bds are too fast
Never shot a handgun
Never used a chat-up line
Been to Ireland
Been to the USA
Had sex outside or in a car

I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?

[ArtVandelay]

spanna123 said:

18. I have never:


Had sex outside or in a car

Don't do it, you'll let your Mum use your car and she'll see the footprint on the windscreen off your girlfriend whilst the glass is demisting