A bit council Vol 2

[AH33]

Bluedot said:

Apologies to mods for the language, obviously it's all images.
If you're offended by rude words then please feel free to scroll on by.

Brilliant

[Dog Star]

Also - there's an FB page now called "You're so council" - I'm convinced it's modded by someone on this thread. Anyone want to own up?

[Johnnytheboy]

A lot of the stuff here is sourced from there, that's for sure...

[DaveGoddard]

Dog Star said:

Also - there's an FB page now called "You're so council" - I'm convinced it's modded by someone on this thread. Anyone want to own up?

I asked on the FB group who it was from here who's running it and in response got temporarily booted off the page, so they obviously don't want to reveal themselves.

[nicanary]

I was watching the BMX races at the Olympics, and it's just weird to see - grown men on tiny kids' bikes pedalling furiously because of the single fixed gear. So I thought of this thread - "council" is adults riding kids' bikes to the shops to get alcohol/fags/junk food/visit the bookies. Usually on the path or the wrong way up a one-way street.

[telford_mike]

Electric bill (may have been done before).

[Spare tyre]

nicanary said:

I was watching the BMX races at the Olympics, and it's just weird to see - grown men on tiny kids' bikes pedalling furiously because of the single fixed gear. So I thought of this thread - "council" is adults riding kids' bikes to the shops to get alcohol/fags/junk food/visit the bookies. Usually on the path or the wrong way up a one-way street.

I've got two snazzy push bikes, however I always take my wife's Raleigh vixen, my wife is short, I am tall, I am caaaaancil

[nicanary]

telford_mike said:

Electric bill (may have been done before).

Eh? A bill isn't council - a PAYG meter is.

[Gunk]

That post made my day, so funny. Mrs Gunk can't stop giggling

[shep1001]

Bluedot said:

Apologies to mods for the language, obviously it's all images.
If you're offended by rude words then please feel free to scroll on by.

How do you mistake cat puke for jizz stains? They don't look anything like each other! Bottom of the gene pool Bradford lass from Eccleshill

Edited by shep1001 on Thursday 18th August 20:27

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Honour Charlotte New, a p1key name like that guaranteed a council read. And sure her face has been plastered like a painters radio more times than I've changed socks, so I'm not sure why she's 'bovered'

[Spare tyre]

shep1001 said:

How do you mistake cat puke for jizz stains? They don't look anything like each other! Bottom of the gene pool Bradford lass from Eccleshill

Edited by shep1001 on Thursday 18th August 20:27

Depends what the pussy cat has been gobbling up I guess

[RobinOakapple]

Spare tyre said:

shep1001 said:

How do you mistake cat puke for jizz stains? They don't look anything like each other! Bottom of the gene pool Bradford lass from Eccleshill

Edited by shep1001 on Thursday 18th August 20:27

Depends what the pussy cat has been gobbling up I guess

Sometimes cats don't bring up anything other than somewhat foamy liquid.

[wilfandrowlf]

Watching the news last night and the subject of childhood obesity came up as a news story.
They featured on a group of kids from Wigan who were at some sort of activity center during the school holiday with the aim of, no doubt, shifting a bit of timber!
They cut to the parents (all equally blubber laden) who comment on the great activities and the way they are trying to educate their kids in health eating and the usual guff. Blah Blah Blah etc.....

Then came the part, which I think summed it up for me in terms of "Council"

One little girl was being interviewed and she came out with one single line which made me chuckle.......

...... well, I did try an apple.......

Boom, Council in the first degree!!

[Rosscow]

Cat puke jizz story is fking amazing

[Goaty Bill 2]

Bluedot said:

Apologies to mods for the language, obviously it's all images.
If you're offended by rude words then please feel free to scroll on by.

An absolute classic example of facebook level stupidity.

[Freds]

Absolute classic, what a thick bd.

[V8mate]

After all her public ranting, I was expecting her to find out that it was her dad

[talksthetorque]

Is it me or is that cat looking a bit smug about the issues he's just caused.
btw.
Honour as a name.
Council

[anonymous-user]

talksthetorque said:

Is it me or is that cat looking a bit smug about the issues he's just caused.
btw.
Honour as a name.
Council

Kid obviously called "Neaveh" too, they can't even manage to spell a word backwards. The mongols.