Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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Yoof Full Chav said:
Yep, not helped by the fact that i used to play tricks on him, like wait till he went and got a coffee from the machine, get him to go look for something, and superglue his plastic cup to the table. When the machine went, and we got a kettle, i superglued his mug to the drawing room ceiling, so when he worked out i was boffing his mum, he got deserved payback, the little git 
brake-fluid and your new car?mgmrw said:
Yoof Full Chav said:
Yep, not helped by the fact that i used to play tricks on him, like wait till he went and got a coffee from the machine, get him to go look for something, and superglue his plastic cup to the table. When the machine went, and we got a kettle, i superglued his mug to the drawing room ceiling, so when he worked out i was boffing his mum, he got deserved payback, the little git
brake-fluid and your new car?
Yoof Full Chav said:
Nah, i used to walk to work. When i was moved to night shift, he'd gone by the time i got to work, and i left before he got in, so for about 2 years we avoided each other, he'd calmed down by that point, that's when he told me he enjoyed watching me squirm the little git
even better in some ways. Done simillar to people my self. 
Most, if not all of these have been covered, but I'll admit to:
The wife and her friends going out for facials..
Munter vans
f
ker buses
Open doors making logos spell things
www.experts-exchange.com
Flanges, reaming, ballcocks, cocks, shafts, rings, o-rings, rubbers, ring gear.
Lubrication (of any kind, engine oil, grease, zip wax, my favourite, when donning a drysuit; The big tube of seal lube etc etc) Just the word lube.
Box, gap, entrance, alley, slop, passage
Ramming, pounding, flopping, drooping.
Squeaky chairs, creaky doors, in fact anything that sounds vaguely like a fart, like my laptop sliding on the leather slightly just now. Office chairs that seem to compress slowly giving a nice long hiss, ideally with a little squeak at the end - perfect.
The list goes on.
Ferkle (Age 30 3/4 - going on 8)
The wife and her friends going out for facials..
Munter vans
f
ker busesOpen doors making logos spell things
www.experts-exchange.com
Flanges, reaming, ballcocks, cocks, shafts, rings, o-rings, rubbers, ring gear.
Lubrication (of any kind, engine oil, grease, zip wax, my favourite, when donning a drysuit; The big tube of seal lube etc etc) Just the word lube.
Box, gap, entrance, alley, slop, passage
Ramming, pounding, flopping, drooping.
Squeaky chairs, creaky doors, in fact anything that sounds vaguely like a fart, like my laptop sliding on the leather slightly just now. Office chairs that seem to compress slowly giving a nice long hiss, ideally with a little squeak at the end - perfect.
The list goes on.
Ferkle (Age 30 3/4 - going on 8)
ferkle said:
Most, if not all of these have been covered, but I'll admit to:
The wife and her friends going out for facials..
Munter vans
fker buses
Open doors making logos spell things
www.experts-exchange.com
Flanges, reaming, ballcocks, cocks, shafts, rings, o-rings, rubbers, ring gear.
Lubrication (of any kind, engine oil, grease, zip wax, my favourite, when donning a drysuit; The big tube of seal lube etc etc) Just the word lube.
Box, gap, entrance, alley, slop, passage
Ramming, pounding, flopping, drooping.
Squeaky chairs, creaky doors, in fact anything that sounds vaguely like a fart, like my laptop sliding on the leather slightly just now. Office chairs that seem to compress slowly giving a nice long hiss, ideally with a little squeak at the end - perfect.
The list goes on.
Ferkle (Age 30 3/4 - going on 8)
Most of that list has had me giggling for quite some timeThe wife and her friends going out for facials..
Munter vans
f
ker busesOpen doors making logos spell things
www.experts-exchange.com
Flanges, reaming, ballcocks, cocks, shafts, rings, o-rings, rubbers, ring gear.
Lubrication (of any kind, engine oil, grease, zip wax, my favourite, when donning a drysuit; The big tube of seal lube etc etc) Just the word lube.
Box, gap, entrance, alley, slop, passage
Ramming, pounding, flopping, drooping.
Squeaky chairs, creaky doors, in fact anything that sounds vaguely like a fart, like my laptop sliding on the leather slightly just now. Office chairs that seem to compress slowly giving a nice long hiss, ideally with a little squeak at the end - perfect.
The list goes on.
Ferkle (Age 30 3/4 - going on 8)
ferkle said:
Most, if not all of these have been covered, but I'll admit to:
The wife and her friends going out for facials..
Munter vans
fker buses
Open doors making logos spell things
www.experts-exchange.com
Flanges, reaming, ballcocks, cocks, shafts, rings, o-rings, rubbers, ring gear.
Lubrication (of any kind, engine oil, grease, zip wax, my favourite, when donning a drysuit; The big tube of seal lube etc etc) Just the word lube.
Box, gap, entrance, alley, slop, passage
Ramming, pounding, flopping, drooping.
Squeaky chairs, creaky doors, in fact anything that sounds vaguely like a fart, like my laptop sliding on the leather slightly just now. Office chairs that seem to compress slowly giving a nice long hiss, ideally with a little squeak at the end - perfect.
The list goes on.
Ferkle (Age 30 3/4 - going on 8)
Most of that list has had me giggling for quite some timeThe wife and her friends going out for facials..
Munter vans
f
ker busesOpen doors making logos spell things
www.experts-exchange.com
Flanges, reaming, ballcocks, cocks, shafts, rings, o-rings, rubbers, ring gear.
Lubrication (of any kind, engine oil, grease, zip wax, my favourite, when donning a drysuit; The big tube of seal lube etc etc) Just the word lube.
Box, gap, entrance, alley, slop, passage
Ramming, pounding, flopping, drooping.
Squeaky chairs, creaky doors, in fact anything that sounds vaguely like a fart, like my laptop sliding on the leather slightly just now. Office chairs that seem to compress slowly giving a nice long hiss, ideally with a little squeak at the end - perfect.
The list goes on.
Ferkle (Age 30 3/4 - going on 8)
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