Hammered sausages.
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HD Adam said:
Can somebody put in a request to Jim'll Paint It on Facebook if they are friends?
I want a lawn, hammered sausages, the OP, an MX-5 racing a 335d in the background and assorted PH characters looking on.
I could only get the sausages in on my xmas card suggestion but hey...I want a lawn, hammered sausages, the OP, an MX-5 racing a 335d in the background and assorted PH characters looking on.
"The crew from red dwarf are celebrating xmas with nibbles and mulled wine. Through a frosty glass window you can see that Rimmer wasn't invited in and as revenge is hammering tesco value sausages into the lawn outside. Even the annoying toaster is invited and can be seen canoodling with a hot cross bun. Oh an for some reason Spock has turned up on a space hopper. The fairy on their tree is Peter Jackson and looks worse off for it..."
From the afore mentioned thread, can I suggest you also try this idea?
crmcatee said:
Get some grass seed and wait until he's out,
Then write 'knob' on his lawn. It'll take a couple of weeks to come out and will be guaranteed to be a different colour/type of green than what exists on his lawn at the moment.
No amount of cutting grass will remove it
Then write 'knob' on his lawn. It'll take a couple of weeks to come out and will be guaranteed to be a different colour/type of green than what exists on his lawn at the moment.
No amount of cutting grass will remove it
gtidriver said:
What if i put some of the lovely cumberlands from last nights dinner into a fresh hole,maybe next to a frozen one for comparison. This will definitely have to be done monday morning, wife has other plans this weekend that do not include gardens drills hammers and value sausages..
Personally I wouldn't be wasting a good cumberland if I could help it but in the name of science I think it must be done. I think if rapid insertion could be guaranteed the most damage could be done with a hot sausage at a depth of around twice its overall length. Cooked but cold sausages could also be used but I have not yet theorised their deployment.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff