The best insult you've ever heard
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GTIR said:
nsa said:
When I was 21 I had the opportunity to use this line:
Him: "When I piss I use four fingers to hold my dick"
Me: "but three get wet"
It got a massive laugh at the time and I have waited 17 years for it to come up again but no joy.
I'd go see a doctor if I were you. Him: "When I piss I use four fingers to hold my dick"
Me: "but three get wet"
It got a massive laugh at the time and I have waited 17 years for it to come up again but no joy.
Come out fella...Nobody will judge you.
Mr Gearchange said:
Flying Fish said:
My line manager at work to our Jewish production manager:
Jews like you make me wish the holocaust really had happened.
What? That's the best insult you have ever heard?Jews like you make me wish the holocaust really had happened.
That sounds more like hateful abuse spouted by a class 1 wker to me
That said, in the 70's, my Dad knew a very unpleasant chap who happened to be of Jewish decent and hit almost every single negative stereotype you can read on the internet relating to people of that religion/race.
Anyway story goes that this chap was arguing with an official at a German race meeting and being very, very unpleasant and rude. Lots of "I'll bet you helped push my family into the ovens" type comments. After much ranting and raving he eventually has run out of steam and stomps off.
Dad has been standing there listening to all of this and making and "nothing to do with me" type body language. The German chap, looking about 60ish, turns to my father and says, deadpan:-
“How did we miss that one.”
Rude-boy said:
Mr Gearchange said:
Flying Fish said:
My line manager at work to our Jewish production manager:
Jews like you make me wish the holocaust really had happened.
What? That's the best insult you have ever heard?Jews like you make me wish the holocaust really had happened.
That sounds more like hateful abuse spouted by a class 1 wker to me
That said, in the 70's, my Dad knew a very unpleasant chap who happened to be of Jewish decent and hit almost every single negative stereotype you can read on the internet relating to people of that religion/race.
Anyway story goes that this chap was arguing with an official at a German race meeting and being very, very unpleasant and rude. Lots of "I'll bet you helped push my family into the ovens" type comments. After much ranting and raving he eventually has run out of steam and stomps off.
Dad has been standing there listening to all of this and making and "nothing to do with me" type body language. The German chap, looking about 60ish, turns to my father and says, deadpan:-
“How did we miss that one.”
Rude-boy said:
Mr Gearchange said:
Flying Fish said:
My line manager at work to our Jewish production manager:
Jews like you make me wish the holocaust really had happened.
What? That's the best insult you have ever heard?Jews like you make me wish the holocaust really had happened.
That sounds more like hateful abuse spouted by a class 1 wker to me
That said, in the 70's, my Dad knew a very unpleasant chap who happened to be of Jewish decent and hit almost every single negative stereotype you can read on the internet relating to people of that religion/race.
Anyway story goes that this chap was arguing with an official at a German race meeting and being very, very unpleasant and rude. Lots of "I'll bet you helped push my family into the ovens" type comments. After much ranting and raving he eventually has run out of steam and stomps off.
Dad has been standing there listening to all of this and making and "nothing to do with me" type body language. The German chap, looking about 60ish, turns to my father and says, deadpan:-
“How did we miss that one.”
He said....How did ve miss zat von?
Neither of these are really severe, sitting in the works canteen with 3 workmates (one of who is the angriest man in the world) we'd just finished our dinner and one mate says "who's having a pudding?" Mr Angry says I don't like puddings" Quick as a flash other mate says "How 'd you get that shape then?" Funniest thing was Mr Angrys double take like he couldn't believe what he just heard.
Same canteen, the canteen manager was a very overweight woman who used to order the food from a phone on the canteen wall stuff like 10 loaves , 50Ib of potatoes etc. I used to shout out "Oi, how about ordering some for the rest of us?" While she was still on the phone she'd give me the death stare then when she finished she'd go "I'm gonna fg smack you right in the mouth!" She used to use the same threat when I'd ask her not to shut her legs so the flies would stay off my food. She loved it really.
Same canteen, the canteen manager was a very overweight woman who used to order the food from a phone on the canteen wall stuff like 10 loaves , 50Ib of potatoes etc. I used to shout out "Oi, how about ordering some for the rest of us?" While she was still on the phone she'd give me the death stare then when she finished she'd go "I'm gonna fg smack you right in the mouth!" She used to use the same threat when I'd ask her not to shut her legs so the flies would stay off my food. She loved it really.
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