Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

[Edition87]

doogz said:

Edition87 said:

Sorry ive got no links, it was a while ago now too

OP said he bumped into an ex, who then said she was pregnant and it was his. Asked for feedback about what he should do, but when it was given he shot posters down in flames unless they were established on the forums in either time or post count, if you had less than 20 posts he pointed out that thier opinion didnt count, what a cock!

He was lying about the whole thing. it's been mentioned on this thread somewhere. The guy's a complete Walter Mitty/Billy Bullstter.

oh my word, someone ban him please

[StuntmanMike]

Papa Hotel said:

Lord_Howit_Hertz said:

This one for me:-

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

OP has an issue over some parking, a couple of posters turn up knowing the other person and proceed to tell the OP how hes going to get beaten up etc, then even worse it turns out the selfish parking guy is watching the thread but and I quote

"By the way he is reading this thread with interest and anticipation but will not join in, he's a one to one sort of guy and always up for a challenge"

Very cringeworthy with some of the other comments to.

fking hell, that's a thread and a half. Ouch.

That is the funniest thread Ive yet read on here, a couple of posters come across as right knob jockeys, are they 13?.

[Melman Giraffe]

Leemcd said:

Monkeylegend said:

Captainawesome said:

Leptons said:

You put Marks reg number on the internet? So you must have wanted him to see it. Now he has and he's calling you out. Same time next week sonny.

Was it next week or tomorrow???

Won't be the same place as the PC spaces will be full of tts. If you do know him, please do ask him to contact me through your PM and I shall happily meet him to discuss his ahole ways.

I would have thought the fact that I did say something to him today instead of just silently tutting and disapproving may have hinted that I'm not a keyboard warrior.

Same time next week, he only goes there weekly. He will park as close to the same spot, probably in a PC place. You have his reg no so spotting his RR should be easy enough.

By the way he is reading this thread with interest and anticipation but will not join in, he's a one to one sort of guy and always up for a challenge.

Leemcd said:

[Melman Giraffe]

WTF

[iphonedyou]

The GMan said:

I've just read that and some of the st being posted from all corners is hilarious.

Oh dear god, the cringing.

MonkeyLegend: "I won't be there, but it will be a bloodbath."

We need a bullst filter on this forum, urgently. Before he types such st again.

ETA: "By the way he is reading this thread with interest and anticipation but will not join in, he's a one to one sort of guy and always up for a challenge."

This is getting better. Note to self; never insult Monkey's life partner.

[Lord_Howit_Hertz]

Check out the back peddling now, they are no better (or worse) than Welshbeef and GWagon111 now in my book. (maybe its them)

A thread that would have been 2 pages long becomes 17 pages long (so far) because of trolling. Great use of bandwidth.

[Monkeylegend]

Fame at last

Come on hit me with anything you have got, I can take it.

[Mashedpotatoes]

You can't post that erm post there its not for you.

By the way you are a very silly boy.

[iva cosworth]

That parking thread,straight in at #1

Jeez....

[The GMan]

Monkeylegend said:

Fame at last

Come on hit me with anything you have got, I can take it.

Ok I will start, you should be called Bellend not Legend.

[Monkeylegend]

The GMan said:

Monkeylegend said:

Fame at last

Come on hit me with anything you have got, I can take it.

Ok I will start, you should be called Bellend not Legend.

That has a real ring about it, I like it.

[MocMocaMoc]

iphonedyou said:

The GMan said:

I've just read that and some of the st being posted from all corners is hilarious.

Oh dear god, the cringing.

MonkeyLegend: "I won't be there, but it will be a bloodbath."

We need a bullst filter on this forum, urgently. Before he types such st again.

ETA: "By the way he is reading this thread with interest and anticipation but will not join in, he's a one to one sort of guy and always up for a challenge."

This is getting better. Note to self; never insult Monkey's life partner.

Hahahahahahahaha!

[Pesty]

Lord_Howit_Hertz said:

This one for me:-

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

OP has an issue over some parking, a couple of posters turn up knowing the other person and proceed to tell the OP how hes going to get beaten up etc, then even worse it turns out the selfish parking guy is watching the thread but and I quote

"By the way he is reading this thread with interest and anticipation but will not join in, he's a one to one sort of guy and always up for a challenge"

Very cringeworthy with some of the other comments to.

I'm liking this thread. The entwining threads are the cringe worthy ones. This handily compiles them for me.

That one was Worth it for the mumsnet line alone

[Fairbridge]

doogz said:

He was lying about the whole thing. it's been mentioned on this thread somewhere. The guy's a complete Walter Mitty/Billy Bullstter.

He's not that bad. I have worked with him. He was initially trying to take the piss / smoke out someone he knew who pretty much did what was in the thread and frequents PH. It went a bit chalk ball. Lots of idiots jumped in ( including someone else from the company he works for ). This particular guy pushed it too far and got a lot of his supposed facts badly wrong. G went mental / took legal advice regarding the libel but fortunately for the idiot who jumped on him they were using a false profile and in the opinion of the lawyer it would be hard to prove that it was who he knew it was. That was a shame for G because he could have taken the guy apart if it had got to court.

Edited by Fairbridge on Friday 14th February 20:14

[anonymous-user]

Fairbridge said:

He's not that bad. I have worked with him. He was initially trying to take the piss / smoke out someone he knew who pretty much did what was in the thread and frequents PH. It went a bit chalk ball. Lots of idiots jumped in ( including someone else from the company he works for ). This particular guy pushed it too far and got a lot of his supposed facts badly wrong. G went mental / took legal advice regarding the libel but fortunately for the idiot who jumped on him they were using a false profile and in the opinion of the lawyer it would be hard to prove that it was who he knew it was. That was a shame for G because he could have taken the guy apart if it had got to court.

If that's a troll post then I commend you for it. If it's genuine then I'm speechless.

[Fairbridge]

Symbolica said:

If that's a troll post then I commend you for it. If it's genuine then I'm speechless.

I don't want to defend the guy too much. He's a bit unstable to put it mildly and he's very unpredictable. But I think a lot of people got the wrong end of the stick regarding this particular thread.

[Kiltie]

Fairbridge said:

He's not that bad. I have worked with him. He was initially trying to take the piss / smoke out someone he knew who pretty much did what was in the thread and frequents PH. It went a bit chalk ball. Lots of idiots jumped in ( including someone else from the company he works for ). This particular guy pushed it too far and got a lot of his supposed facts badly wrong. G went mental / took legal advice regarding the libel but fortunately for the idiot who jumped on him they were using a false profile and in the opinion of the lawyer it would be hard to prove that it was who he knew it was. That was a shame for G because he could have taken the guy apart if it had got to court.

Let me get this straight.

• Gwagon111 claims that a Ford Mustang pictured in s thread is his.
• Colleague posts that it's not Gwagon111's as Gwagon111 drives "a brown Honda Accord".
• Gwagon111 speaks to a solicitor regarding this being defamatory.

You are Gwagon111 AICMFP.

Mods - best check the ISP addresses.

[MocMocaMoc]

Kiltie said:

Fairbridge said:

He's not that bad. I have worked with him. He was initially trying to take the piss / smoke out someone he knew who pretty much did what was in the thread and frequents PH. It went a bit chalk ball. Lots of idiots jumped in ( including someone else from the company he works for ). This particular guy pushed it too far and got a lot of his supposed facts badly wrong. G went mental / took legal advice regarding the libel but fortunately for the idiot who jumped on him they were using a false profile and in the opinion of the lawyer it would be hard to prove that it was who he knew it was. That was a shame for G because he could have taken the guy apart if it had got to court.

Let me get this straight.

• Gwagon111 claims that a Ford Mustang pictured in s thread is his.
• Colleague posts that it's not Gwagon111's as Gwagon111 drives "a brown Honda Accord".
• Gwagon111 speaks to a solicitor regarding this being defamatory.

You are Gwagon111 AICMFP.

Mods - best check the ISP addresses.

[Justin Cyder]

Suddenly...this thread.

[dmitsi]

Fairbridge said:

He's not that bad. I have worked with him. He was initially trying to take the piss / smoke out someone he knew who pretty much did what was in the thread and frequents PH. It went a bit chalk ball. Lots of idiots jumped in ( including someone else from the company he works for ). This particular guy pushed it too far and got a lot of his supposed facts badly wrong. G went mental / took legal advice regarding the libel but fortunately for the idiot who jumped on him they were using a false profile and in the opinion of the lawyer it would be hard to prove that it was who he knew it was. That was a shame for G because he could have taken the guy apart if it had got to court.

Edited by Fairbridge on Friday 14th February 20:14

okay you win. There can be no out-cringing that post.