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blindswelledrat

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25,257 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Kermit power said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
It's great being a bored nonentity who isn't full of his own self importance...!!!
Says the man who took his screen name from an ice cream flavour from the nineties, which in turn took its name from a children's picture book character from the seventies, who then started a thread to try and tell everyone he'd thought of it himself because "chunky" rhymes with "monkey"?
rofl Please tell me this is true.

V6

3,764 posts

223 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
I repeat: You cannot add a number to a word. It is totally nonsensical.
Tip: It isn't an attempt at maths.

HRG

72,857 posts

241 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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FTJoe said:
HRG said:
blindswelledrat said:
Swilly said:
blindswelledrat said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
YOu sound like one of those ranting wierd groundworkers you see working on the roads.

Oh... I see.
No sound came from my post... unless PH has installed an audio function to posts !?

Mr Pedantic spell weird... apply your pedantic rules to yourself will you.

You see... i doubt it... not beyond the tip of your little nose anyway !!
Oh I am so ashamed.
A man who can't use punctuation properly has spotted that I misspelled "Weird".
He is so clever and I am so stupid.
Well done Hemmingway.
Did you know my brother in law wrote a book on Hemingway... It's still available on Amazon I believe biggrin
No I didn't know that, thanks for the info!
My pleasure

scotal

8,751 posts

281 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
scotal said:
Swilly said:
No sound came from my post... unless PH has installed an audio function to posts !?

Mr Pedantic spell weird... apply your pedantic rules to yourself will you.

You see... i doubt it... not beyond the tip of your little nose anyway !!
Were you sharing the enviroment lot's mushrooms at yesterday's demo?
No, i don't share !!
Ah, spolied only kid, eh?

NiceCupOfTea

25,298 posts

253 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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parakitaMol. said:


BSR going one better in his plus fours this morning.
Plus ones, surely? hehe Or is he going 3 better?

Bushmaster said:
I have never 'plus oned' and agree with BSR's point.

It is text-speak.

I find a heartfelt 'bravo there' or supportive 'hear hear' is much more in keeping.

yes <= look, there's a smiley for the specific purpose of agreeing!

I'm not sure that it's the "+1" in itself that annoys, rather the way that so many of these PH "traditions" come from all the new boys desperately trying to fit in by jumping on a bandwagon (witness all the OXO, 335d mapped, etc. jokes).

Even on page 3 people were still adding "+1"s and variants thinking they were being amusing - BSR defused that in his first post and people still posted! All they were doing was displaying a startling lack of imagination and originality...


Edited by NiceCupOfTea on Thursday 2nd April 13:22

Swilly

9,699 posts

276 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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scotal said:
Swilly said:
scotal said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
Did the machine remove the capitals from your use of the word bks? Clever that, but it does somehow take something from your post. As if you're shouting, but you've dropped your voice over the word bks so as not to embarass yourself.
scratchchin I apologise, my nerd threshhold is clearly much higher than yours.

I tend not to notice pointless things.

scratchchin... which explains why i baaaarely noticed you had posted !! hehe
And you speak sheep as well...

I was genuinely curious as to whether you had taken off caps lock for the word bks or not. Seemed a peculiar thing to do.
You were genuinely interested... now i am genuinely concerned for you !!

parakitaMol.

11,876 posts

253 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
Just because I don't post my lifehood achievements after each post because I somehow think it makes me better than others, it doesn't mean I don't have them.
On the contrary. You see, I have plenty of other achievements besides my qualifications, unlike you. SO it would be a bit strange to pick and choose all the things boastworthy to irrelevantly type after everything I do.

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I love this concept.

Yours sincerely

PKM
2 cars
2 houses
2 cats (one that catches and kills squirrels)
Several boring qualifications I don't need to mention
Can wheelie a motorbike


Kermit power

28,786 posts

215 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
Kermit power said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
It's great being a bored nonentity who isn't full of his own self importance...!!!
Says the man who took his screen name from an ice cream flavour from the nineties, which in turn took its name from a children's picture book character from the seventies, who then started a thread to try and tell everyone he'd thought of it himself because "chunky" rhymes with "monkey"?
rofl Please tell me this is true.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited by Kermit power on Thursday 2nd April 13:17

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

234 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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NCoT, this feels a bit weird.
I saw your name on this list and thought "Oh, he's popped on to call me a again" and yet everything in the post seems to suggest that you agree......
FOr the second time on this thread I feel all warm.

scotal

8,751 posts

281 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
You were genuinely interested... now i am genuinely concerned for you !!
Great, a lunatic who wants people to stick their heads in combine harvesters is concerned for me....

Agoogy

7,274 posts

250 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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get a room guys....

hehe

NiceCupOfTea

25,298 posts

253 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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blindswelledrat said:
NCoT, this feels a bit weird.
I saw your name on this list and thought "Oh, he's popped on to call me a again" and yet everything in the post seems to suggest that you agree......
FOr the second time on this thread I feel all warm.
I could call you a now if that would make you feel more at ease? hehe

We have had our differences but I agree with you 100% on this smile

Superhoop1904

563 posts

210 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Fantastic thread, really have laughed all the way through.
This is why i look at these pages!!

Swilly

9,699 posts

276 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Kermit power said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
It's great being a bored nonentity who isn't full of his own self importance...!!!
Says the man who took his screen name from an ice cream flavour from the nineties, which in turn took its name from a children's picture book character from the seventies, who then started a thread to try and tell everyone he'd thought of it himself because "chunky" rhymes with "monkey"?
rolleyes even kids in the school playground would shun you for that... that is so crap hehe

Norbury90

6,898 posts

208 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Wow, this is strangely exciting...

scotal

8,751 posts

281 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Swilly said:
Kermit power said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
It's great being a bored nonentity who isn't full of his own self importance...!!!
Says the man who took his screen name from an ice cream flavour from the nineties, which in turn took its name from a children's picture book character from the seventies, who then started a thread to try and tell everyone he'd thought of it himself because "chunky" rhymes with "monkey"?
rolleyes even kids in the school playground would shun you for that... that is so crap hehe
Feck, I'm agreeing with Swilly now.

Healey73

1,181 posts

286 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Agoogy said:
get a room guys....

hehe
There is definitely a faint whiff of sexual tension in the air!

G_T

16,160 posts

192 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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escargot said:
G_T said:
I'd love it if my life was fking easy that I could get irrate about how people communicate on internet forums.
Go on, tell us how important & stressed you are.
No intentions of it mate. I'm neither and for the record I'm perfectly happy to remain that way.

You don't need to be important or stressed to recognise that how people communicate on a internet forum really isn't worth getting worked up about.

However, I am going to relentlessly "+1" every single post I agree with forever on PH because of this thread. I can assure you due to my lack of importance at work that will be a lot. I shall pay special attention your ones "Escargot", if that is your real name, you pretentious would-be-French git.




Swilly

9,699 posts

276 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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escargot said:
Swilly said:
blindswelledrat said:
Swilly said:
blindswelledrat said:
Swilly said:
....CAN YOU GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A COMBINE HARVESTER, DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND SAVE US FROM YOUR PETTY PEDANTIC WORTHLESS UTTER bks... ITS ONLY A FECKIN POST, GET OVER IT !!]
YOu sound like one of those ranting wierd groundworkers you see working on the roads.

Oh... I see.
No sound came from my post... unless PH has installed an audio function to posts !?

Mr Pedantic spell weird... apply your pedantic rules to yourself will you.

You see... i doubt it... not beyond the tip of your little nose anyway !!
Oh I am so ashamed.
A man who can't use punctuation properly has spotted that I misspelled "Weird".
He is so clever and I am so stupid.
Well done Hemmingway.
Don't be ashamed, just don't be a daft bugger either !!

There is a difference between "can't" and "can't be arssed to spell/punctuate check my posts on the interweb when i'm banging out a flippant post".... can you appreciate that !? Well can you !?

Yes i am so clever and you could do with a combine harvester hair-cut !!

Thank you but my name is not Hemmingway, but for you and you only, you can call me Mr Hemmingway, if you like wiierdo !! hehe
Are you on drugs mate?
Don't you have to be to be on a thread like this !? hehe

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

228 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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dirty boy said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
Wind your neck in. No one really cares about your rant.
I care.