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Lost soul said:
monthefish said:
Lost soul said:
monthefish said:
philthy said:
I bet this kid got some stick ?
Justayellowbadge said:
I have decided that when my son gets to 13/14, if FB and its ilk still exist, I will randomly post messages like:
"Look, you didn't clean out the Tiger cage this morning as promised. You caught the bloody thing, you have to look after it."
"The lapdancing club called again. Can they have their dancers back? Kicki and Cherry are lovely girls and I don't mind them staying, but they won't leave till you tell them to. Can you have a word tonight before you meet your skydiving students?"
"Whatever you did last night, it worked. We dyno'd the track car today and it's up 40 bhp. Nice one."
"Look, you didn't clean out the Tiger cage this morning as promised. You caught the bloody thing, you have to look after it."
"The lapdancing club called again. Can they have their dancers back? Kicki and Cherry are lovely girls and I don't mind them staying, but they won't leave till you tell them to. Can you have a word tonight before you meet your skydiving students?"
"Whatever you did last night, it worked. We dyno'd the track car today and it's up 40 bhp. Nice one."
Brilliant.
leeeeshad said:
Wayne King said:
leeeeshad said:
If you like those, have a look here http://mydrunktexts.com/
Wouldn't bother, it's just given my PC a virus of some sort. FFS.Edited by leeeeshad on Friday 12th February 19:18
That site is too American though. Apart from this, which made me laugh;
"eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped."
ETA: Oh, and this: "While he was going under the covers to eat me out, he started humming the Jaws theme."
Edited by Landlord on Saturday 13th February 00:35
TVR Moneypit said:
shakotan said:
TVR Moneypit said:
CedGTV said:
And have this one while your at it
I'm nearly chocking here laughing so much whilst trying to eat
leeeeshad said:
If you like those, have a look here http://mydrunktexts.com/
Some of those are brilliant. For example:drunktexter said:
I woke up with a bar of soap in my pocket. No idea what happened last night. (414) I woke up in a blow up pool filled with packing peanuts, in a shirt that is not mine, with a train whistle, an easy button, and 4 pages ofmonopoly instructions in my pocket. Now what was your problem?
drunktexter said:
You don't know the meaning of what the f
k until you open at front door of the house you're renting at 6am only to find a a giant grey horse staring at you.
k until you open at front door of the house you're renting at 6am only to find a a giant grey horse staring at you.drunktexter said:
you got really high and you knew you were too fked up to drive. so you tried to walk your car all the way home. the police told me they found you passed out in a puddle about 100 yards away from your car. when do you want me to come get you?
Worth a half hour skipping through those. ked up to drive. so you tried to walk your car all the way home. the police told me they found you passed out in a puddle about 100 yards away from your car. when do you want me to come get you?
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