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Cotty

39,668 posts

285 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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spanna123 said:

I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?
Religion

central

16,744 posts

218 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Eaten an egg.
Worn a suit to work.
Flown.
Seen an episode of Blackadder.
Been pissed in a pub.
ETA 46.

Edited by central on Thursday 1st April 23:05

Cotty

39,668 posts

285 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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timlongs said:
18

Never watched a full football match on tv.
You have not missed much

spanna123

3,732 posts

177 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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Cotty said:
spanna123 said:

I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?
Religion
Ahh, the answer to and cause of most of the World's problems.

(edited for grammar, I know what you lot are like)

Edited by spanna123 on Thursday 1st April 23:21

North West Tom

11,533 posts

178 months

Thursday 1st April 2010
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spanna123 said:
I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?
Well there's nothing wrong with a healthy liver is there? I don't drink (if you haven't worked it out). Alcohol tastes st, I like to wake up in the morning fresh, not with a banging headache, you don't need to drink to have a good time. I just don't see the appeal myself.

working class

8,860 posts

188 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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North West Tom said:
I just don't see the appeal myself.
Get pissed and you'll see wink

ukwill

8,920 posts

208 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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North West Tom said:
spanna123 said:
I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?
Well there's nothing wrong with a healthy liver is there? I don't drink (if you haven't worked it out). Alcohol tastes st, I like to wake up in the morning fresh, not with a banging headache, you don't need to drink to have a good time. I just don't see the appeal myself.
You're 16 FFS. Give it time...

Pesty

42,655 posts

257 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Shagged a ginger/redhead wich really annoys me as that is my favourite typefrown

spanna123

3,732 posts

177 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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ukwill said:
North West Tom said:
spanna123 said:
I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?
Well there's nothing wrong with a healthy liver is there? I don't drink (if you haven't worked it out). Alcohol tastes st, I like to wake up in the morning fresh, not with a banging headache, you don't need to drink to have a good time. I just don't see the appeal myself.
You're 16 FFS. Give it time...
Live life FFS.
Not all alcohol tastes like crap and it's just an experience, I hardly ever drink but I've experienced the sensation of being merry and then completely drunk. One or two times will not harm your liver.
I was not suggesting that everybody should get drunk regularly just the fact that so many have not experienced it at all.

Adam B

27,374 posts

255 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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North West Tom said:
spanna123 said:
I'm surprised with a lot of the posts. Such as not ever being drunk, unless there is a medical reason why the hell not?
Well there's nothing wrong with a healthy liver is there? I don't drink (if you haven't worked it out). Alcohol tastes st, I like to wake up in the morning fresh, not with a banging headache, you don't need to drink to have a good time. I just don't see the appeal myself.
christ, each to their own but stop being so narrow-minded, a fine glass of red is one of life's rare pleasure

Pigeon

18,535 posts

247 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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spanna123 said:
Not all alcohol tastes like crap
Sure it does, it's just a question of finding some drink with a sufficiently mild taste of crap that your enjoyment of the effect of the drug can override that and allow you to fool yourself into thinking that you actually like the taste.

The Excession

11,669 posts

251 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Pigeon said:
spanna123 said:
Not all alcohol tastes like crap
Sure it does, it's just a question of finding some drink with a sufficiently mild taste of crap that your enjoyment of the effect of the drug can override that and allow you to fool yourself into thinking that you actually like the taste.
Sure it doesn't. You ever dip your finger into a pharmaceutical grade beaker of ethanol and take a taste, then try some Russian vodka? Bloodly lovely both of them.

I could go on about yeast, hops and barley......

BrabusMog

20,223 posts

187 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Pigeon said:
spanna123 said:
Not all alcohol tastes like crap
Sure it does, it's just a question of finding some drink with a sufficiently mild taste of crap that your enjoyment of the effect of the drug can override that and allow you to fool yourself into thinking that you actually like the taste.
You don't seem like an obvious troll. My guess is "reformed" alcoholic.

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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BrabusMog said:
Pigeon said:
spanna123 said:
Not all alcohol tastes like crap
Sure it does, it's just a question of finding some drink with a sufficiently mild taste of crap that your enjoyment of the effect of the drug can override that and allow you to fool yourself into thinking that you actually like the taste.
You don't seem like an obvious troll. My guess is "reformed" alcoholic.
you have absolutely no idea who pigeon is do you?

fking troll, ffs how about looking at some of his posts.

The Excession

11,669 posts

251 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Silent1 said:
you have absolutely no idea who pigeon is do you?

fking troll, ffs how about looking at some of his posts.
hehe

North West Tom

11,533 posts

178 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Knew I'd get slated for it...

Yes I'm 16, but I do have friends (surprise, I know!) who drink and get pissed every weekend, and some of those times I'm with them. As I said, I would still have as good a time sober, so why bother?

Call me a boring bd but it's my choice.

moleamol

15,887 posts

264 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Cotty said:
shirt said:
I meant I'd never used a line, I am capable of chatting to girls.and i seemed to have forgotten/erased from memory my match exploits!
Of couse you have. Whenever I shag someone I imediatly forget about it
So do they.

Negative Creep

25,012 posts

228 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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27 and have never:


Been to Scotland, or indeed further north than Nottingham
Cheated on someone
Had any points on my licence
Fired a gun
Gotten so drunk I didn't know what I was doing
Had a serious relationship


never got on a plane until I flew to New Zealand either




bigfatnick

1,012 posts

203 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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26 and i've never...

Worn a suit
Driven anything "exotic"
Been in a helecopter or propellor driven plane
Been to the southern hemisphere or aisa.
Been to ireland or north of perth in scotland (ie, i've never seen proper, out in the sticks scotland)
Ridden a motorbike that wasn't twist and go.
Driven over 150mph.
got myself arrested
been tattooed.
been to a strip club
Shot a gun outdoors.
Got mentally drunk (i get to a cirtain stage an then decide enoughs enough, and sulk)
Bungee jumped
Jumped out of a plane.

I have however
Pissed off the side of the grand canyon,
Been awake during two operations (hand and leg - its actually very interesting and seems surprisingly simple)
Was nearly in a plane crash in the mid 90's. (air traffic error, head on collision if it wasn't for the pilot looking up at the last second and "lurching to the right" as my dad recalls, i slept through the whole thing)


Edited by bigfatnick on Friday 2nd April 03:57

Cipher

73 posts

175 months

Friday 2nd April 2010
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Im 19 and I have never...

Been out of scotland.
Drove a car faster than 110mph.
Owned a car with more than 70bhp.
Owned a non 4x4.
Owned a diesel.
Had sex. (embarrassing i know)
Been stabbed.
Been an aggressive drunk.
Been seriously hurt/ill. (have broke bones tho)

Not too bad really, with a bit of luck Im going to be able to score a few of them off the list this year tho :P.