Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling

[Superhoop]

emicen said:

From this weekend:
Boy: feel my tshirt
Girl: OK
Boy: does it feel like boyfriend material

• swap numbers*

Me:

Thta' was shamelessly stolen from the Scott Mills show last week..

There was another suggestion of just walking up to a group of girls, and asking if they could settle an arguement between a group of mates - And then just pick a random topic, along the lines of 'who is hotter, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston'

Both are apparently quite successful

[Frankeh]

Superhoop said:

There was another suggestion of just walking up to a group of girls, and asking if they could settle an arguement between a group of mates - And then just pick a random topic, along the lines of 'who is hotter, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston'

I like this.

[Republik]

Superhoop said:

Him "Do you have a mirror in your knickers?"

Her "I'm not wearing any."

Edited to every mans fantasy.

[2L8]

Superhoop said:

emicen said:

From this weekend:
Boy: feel my tshirt
Girl: OK
Boy: does it feel like boyfriend material

• swap numbers*

Me:

Thta' was shamelessly stolen from the Scott Mills show last week...

I saw this one on keith lemmons show around a month ago. I thought it was superb. Must try it.......

[Frankeh]

I had great success with the following on saturday night:

(Go up to a group of girls in an urgent manner)
"Is anyone here a vet!?"
"No, why?"
(Flex biceps and make hands into beak shapes)
"BECAUSE THESE SWANS ARE SIIICK!"

This only worked for me because I have no real muscle mass. If you actually have muscles don't even try it.

Also I tried the "Boyfriend material" one posted above to much success.

For the love of god don't take them seriously though. Use them as an ice breaker.

I'm pretty sure you can use any stupid chat up line to break the ice.

[Mr Fenix]

Was never one for chat up lines.

Oddly enough when I was the driver for a night out with mates I'd often pop in some headphones/ear buds and wander around said club to the beat of my own music.

Guys thought I was an idiot, but I did get a lot of inquisitive ladies approaching me, asking what I was listening to... Excellent ice breaker and filtered out a lot of the drunk nutters/munters.

Chat up lines...pfff

Amateurs the lot of you.

[Pommygranite]

Mr Fenix said:

Was never one for chat up lines.

Oddly enough when I was the driver for a night out with mates I'd often pop in some headphones/ear buds and wander around said club to the beat of my own music.

Guys thought I was an idiot, but I did get a lot of inquisitive ladies approaching me, asking what I was listening to... Excellent ice breaker and filtered out a lot of the drunk nutters/munters.

Chat up lines...pfff

Amateurs the lot of you.

You sound like one of those 'special' trolley boys at the supermarkets who wanders around said car park to the beat of your own music.

[MGZRod]

Properly laughing at this thread, even learnt a new phrase 'dancing like an epileptic octopus'

My friend was always banging on about how he was great at pulling girls and he could use any line to get with a tidy lass. so a few weeks ago after college we wandered through town and I go, "Gio, go try a line on that girl there" while pointing to a very hot girl.

So he wanders over cocky as ever and says:

"Fat penguin"
Her: "what"
Him: "had to find a way to break the ice"

She then pulls a look of disgust and says "Are you serious?!" and storms off

A few folk saw this and me and my friend are pissing ourselves laughing and two girls come up to us and ask what he did, we ended up chatting with them and getting numbers and the chat up line got nothing. Win

[sleep envy]

I love what you're wearing, what do you call it? The hooker look?

surprisingly, it does work

[Frankeh]

MGZRod said:

Properly laughing at this thread, even learnt a new phrase 'dancing like an epileptic octopus'

My friend was always banging on about how he was great at pulling girls and he could use any line to get with a tidy lass. so a few weeks ago after college we wandered through town and I go, "Gio, go try a line on that girl there" while pointing to a very hot girl.

So he wanders over cocky as ever and says:

"Fat penguin"
Her: "what"
Him: "had to find a way to break the ice"

She then pulls a look of disgust and says "Are you serious?!" and storms off

A few folk saw this and me and my friend are pissing ourselves laughing and two girls come up to us and ask what he did, we ended up chatting with them and getting numbers and the chat up line got nothing. Win

Variant:

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"Just enough to break the ice. So what's your name?"

[Original Poster]

Original Poster said:

A mate told me a very good one that she had done to her in America a few months ago...

A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"

She said "no, why?"

He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"


For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing

Frankeh said:

I had great success with the following on saturday night:

(Go up to a group of girls in an urgent manner)
"Is anyone here a vet!?"
"No, why?"
(Flex biceps and make hands into beak shapes)
"BECAUSE THESE SWANS ARE SIIICK!"

This only worked for me because I have no real muscle mass. If you actually have muscles don't even try it.

Also I tried the "Boyfriend material" one posted above to much success.

For the love of god don't take them seriously though. Use them as an ice breaker.

I'm pretty sure you can use any stupid chat up line to break the ice.

[Maxf]

In your best eastern european accent - "I like you. How much for position blow job?"

Chat up lines are generally terrible - whats wrong with a bit of eye contact and a friendly 'hi'? That has worked for me more than anything else - lets be honest, if they want to chat to you they will, if they don't they wont.

Going up to a group and asking them to settle an argument is a good way of getting 'into' the group though.

[Dave200]

Frankeh said:

Superhoop said:

There was another suggestion of just walking up to a group of girls, and asking if they could settle an arguement between a group of mates - And then just pick a random topic, along the lines of 'who is hotter, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston'

I like this.

Please tell me you're both teenagers, right? Anyone else using that kind of line should be shot on sight...

[Maxf]

Dave200 said:

Frankeh said:

Superhoop said:

There was another suggestion of just walking up to a group of girls, and asking if they could settle an arguement between a group of mates - And then just pick a random topic, along the lines of 'who is hotter, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston'

I like this.

Please tell me you're both teenagers, right? Anyone else using that kind of line should be shot on sight...

Come on then - alternate suggestion. Group of say 4 or 5 nice looking girls in a decent London bar. You are with 1 friend and they are all in conversation.

[Frankeh]

Original Poster said:

Original Poster said:

A mate told me a very good one that she had done to her in America a few months ago...

A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"

She said "no, why?"

He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"


For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing

Frankeh said:

I had great success with the following on saturday night:

(Go up to a group of girls in an urgent manner)
"Is anyone here a vet!?"
"No, why?"
(Flex biceps and make hands into beak shapes)
"BECAUSE THESE SWANS ARE SIIICK!"

This only worked for me because I have no real muscle mass. If you actually have muscles don't even try it.

Also I tried the "Boyfriend material" one posted above to much success.

For the love of god don't take them seriously though. Use them as an ice breaker.

I'm pretty sure you can use any stupid chat up line to break the ice.

You want a medal?

Dave200 said:

Frankeh said:

Superhoop said:

There was another suggestion of just walking up to a group of girls, and asking if they could settle an arguement between a group of mates - And then just pick a random topic, along the lines of 'who is hotter, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston'

I like this.

Please tell me you're both teenagers, right? Anyone else using that kind of line should be shot on sight...

We can't all be like you Dave.
I don't have a chocolate cock that ejaculates money.

Edited by Frankeh on Tuesday 27th July 10:22

[Dave200]

Maxf said:

Dave200 said:

Frankeh said:

Superhoop said:

There was another suggestion of just walking up to a group of girls, and asking if they could settle an arguement between a group of mates - And then just pick a random topic, along the lines of 'who is hotter, Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Aniston'

I like this.

Please tell me you're both teenagers, right? Anyone else using that kind of line should be shot on sight...

Come on then - alternate suggestion. Group of say 4 or 5 nice looking girls in a decent London bar. You are with 1 friend and they are all in conversation.

Frankly, the last thing I would ever do would be to pre-plan what I was going to say to them. Generally, intelligent women tend to see through 'chat-up lines', no matter how drunk they are.
The delightful (and jaw-dropping) 30-something lawyer (I accept, this may mean she is a touch high-maintenance) who I met at the weekend was broached with the 'outrageous' opening line of "hi". I then commented on her friend chatting to a wholly unsuitable bloke at the bar, and segued into a real conversation from there.
It worked - she's been exceptionally keen (allegedly shocking herself by doing so), and I'm meeting her for drinks this coming Saturday.

To be frank, and certainly more-so in the case of intelligent women, it's almost impossible for them to take you seriously when the first thing you say to them sounds like a quote from American Pie...

[ZesPak]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

Frankeh said:

We can't all be like you Dave.
I don't have a chocolate cock that ejaculates money.

-cough-

[Frankeh]

Had to be that guy, didn't you.

[ShadownINja]

Maxf said:

Going up to a group and asking them to settle an argument is a good way of getting 'into' the group though.

Unless they have watched The Game on MTV (or whatever the pick up show is called).

PS Sorry to all players of The Game.

[Dave200]

ZesPak said:

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

Frankeh said:

We can't all be like you Dave.
I don't have a chocolate cock that ejaculates money.

-cough-

Oh, come on. You weren't really expecting any original material, were you? Not after his unimaginative attempt at 'chat-up' lines...

To those talking about The Game (no, not The Game, but the MTV show) - the stuff which actually got explained on that show was literally the tip of the iceberg in terms of what they taught the contestants (and what is taught to 'students' of this 'art'). As a result, it makes our man Frank (above) think that one corny, over-used chat-up line is going to instantly moisten every gusset in a 30yd radius.
Naivety is only charming for a relatively short amount of time...