Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

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DickyC

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Wednesday 6th January 2016
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Tamworth Station. How unusual is it to have a station at the point where a North - South line crosses over an East - West line? I have to confess to being a bit baffled to begin with. I was directed to Platform 4 but there were clearly only two platforms. Yes, I was that doddery old fool peering at station signs in disbelief.

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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Oh, great. I have to go out and face the world with hiccups.

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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SWTH said:
It was mildly moist at Dawlish last week:

It hasn't washed away this year?

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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The Trivial Towers Write The Next Line Thingy:

So, there I was, standing at the bar in The Spotted Dog in Barking when...

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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fatboy18 said:
My Son likes his new present smile Just hope they fit the car now! smash


We did a dry run with the Viper wheel last year, but it did not look quite right biggrin
Cosmics?

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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DickyC said:
Oh, great. I have to go out and face the world with hiccups.
Adenauer said:
Hi x.
You too, Adsomehics?

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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My current parlous financial state has thrown another oddity at me. Mrs C's SLK has full MB service history (except for a bit on the automatic gearbox MB couldn't cure and I had to go to the tin shack that is Newbury Transmissions for the answer). That era of Mercedes had 10,000 miles or two years service intervals, whichever was the sooner. Before Christmas, when the car asked for a service, instead of just putting it in and paying the bill, I asked for an estimate. £237 all in, including a flush through of the brake fluid. Okay, er, that will be a few weeks. Now in the position to do it I rang again to book it in and took the precaution of asking for another estimate. £365 all in including new spark plugs.

Sigh.

Does this mean that a service - at the local MB main dealer who has maintained the car for twelve years - does not normally include spark plugs? If that is the case, why does it need plugs now when it didn't just before Christmas? And why would fitting four spark plugs add £133 to the bill?

DickyC

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Thursday 7th January 2016
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McAndy said:
The Trivial Towers Write The Next Line Thingy:

So, there I was, standing at the bar in The Spotted Dog in Barking when
a spotted dog ran in and then back out, barking urgently. We all followed the dog outside to see
it get hit by a bus. A passing medicine man sadly shook his head and
wondered what his dinner would be that evening? Would it be Spotted Dick or a Hot Dog, Suddenly,
Carlos Fandango traded in his old Anglia
for three hundredweight of nutty slack from a...

DickyC

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Friday 8th January 2016
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Let it be known that during the construction of today's cheese and pickle sandwich (shortly to be stuffed into a backpack and thus rendered shapeless - or "Squidged" in the vernacular), when it came to cutting the aforesaid snack, the cutting board was rotated ninety degrees to facilitate cutting the delicacy east to west instead of north to south. Spectators, had any been present, may have marvelled at this intricate refinement or simply wondered, "What the fk is he playing at?"


DickyC

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Friday 8th January 2016
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The Trivial Towers Write The Next Line Thingy said:
So, there I was, standing at the bar in The Spotted Dog in Barking when
a spotted dog ran in and then back out, barking urgently. We all followed the dog outside to see
it get hit by a bus. A passing medicine man sadly shook his head and
wondered what his dinner would be that evening? Would it be Spotted Dick or a Hot Dog, Suddenly,
Carlos Fandango traded in his old Anglia
for three hundredweight of nutty slack with a coalman wearing a begrimed flatcap;
the collier was a sad-faced gentleman with a military bearing,
which he tossed in the air and caught
with the fine fielding skills first demonstrated in a friendly in 1968 against the Isle of Dogs second eleven

DickyC

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Friday 8th January 2016
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Do they work I'm logistics?

The car I picked up in Basingstoke for delivery in South London was meant to go to Reading. I was informed of the mistake as I drove along the embankment opposite MI6

Currently parked near the Tate awaiting instructions.

DickyC

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Friday 8th January 2016
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Turns out the keeper is working in Reading today but lives...

in Basingstoke. Of course he does. I could have earned the flat fee for ten minutes work. Foo.

His surname is Rickard. The paperwork has him as Prickard. Really.

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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I'm not ignoring this. So far I've written three lengthy responses and scrapped them all.

Getting old - miserable.

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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We're talking about old age.

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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Eh?

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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What's ee say?

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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It sounds to me as if you need some form of NHS assistance.

The governing factor is, however much you would like to help your dad yourself, you have to go to work. Your dad and you have paid into the system for years it's time to benefit. Apply for help soonish.

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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They ratted on us.

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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"Hello, do you have any Seville oranges for making marmalade, please?"
"No, sorry, we don't. We've had several people asking for them, though."
"Oh, good. Does that mean you will be getting some?"
"No, there's no call for them."

DickyC

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Saturday 9th January 2016
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I just turned a pepperoni pizza into a Vesuvius with the addition of mucho jalapenos.


It turns out there is such a thing as too many jalapenos.
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