New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Blib

44,346 posts

199 months

Monday 30th June 2014
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OpulentBob said:
glenrobbo said:
Being a right-hander myself, I feel I should pass it on to a left-handed enthusiast, but I'm struggling to put a value on it, as my current catalogues do not list it.
Any help or advice would be greatly appreciated.
IIRC it was established a few months ago that left handed spoons are classed as a "mobility aid" and are exempt from usual spooning taxes and duties.

For me, personally, tools of "the left" do not excite, and as such their value is for scrap, or for parts (however this practice is slowly gathering momentum in the wider circles). The trailing edge of a lefty mid-range Bana-El makes a fantastic as-new leading edge replacement for a 'Standard' Tenison, for example.
As a 'sinistre' myself, I take great offence over your comment. OpulentBob. glerobbo, YHM & yes, before you ask, I do have that amount of funding available. yes

Tallow

1,624 posts

163 months

Monday 30th June 2014
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Blib said:
As a 'sinistre' myself, I take great offence over your comment. OpulentBob. glerobbo, YHM & yes, before you ask, I do have that amount of funding available. yes
+1 The "mobility aid" jibe particularly grates. Let's not forget that some of the legends of spooning were left handers. And then of course there was Geoffery von Smyth, who was ambidextrous.

glenrobbo

35,452 posts

152 months

Tuesday 1st July 2014
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Blib, many thanks for your offer, after Opulent Bob's derisory valuation & extremely negative comments.

Wow! I had no idea this spoon would be worth that kind of money.
However, I feel it would be rash to accept a first offer and I'm contemplating offering it up for open auction* at the NEC Spoon Fair in September, and see what it will really fetch.
I expect this entry will create quite a stir.

  • With a sensible reserve of course.
With any luck, I hope to fulfil my dream of finally owning a '23 Lamarr & Crotchet Eleganza cloud9

glenrobbo

35,452 posts

152 months

Tuesday 1st July 2014
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Hartlepool in Teesside now?

did you know that the original Sunnex building was badly damaged in the famous German navy raid on Hartlepool in 1914
the SMS Blücher and other German ships being, or course, equipped with guns from - you guessed it - Krupp

conspiracy theories ahoy!
Apologies Mr. Agogo, it was a typo.

I meant " Teaside " of course.

NDA

21,715 posts

227 months

Wednesday 2nd July 2014
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Found my daughter watching this.

Disturbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUaGev0JRG7Dp5c_...

m8rky

2,090 posts

161 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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NDA said:
Found my daughter watching this.

Disturbing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUaGev0JRG7Dp5c_...
Disturbing? I thought he was quite normal, or am I mixing with the wrong people?

Oakey

27,613 posts

218 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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Guys, I've been approached to join the Spoonmasons, is it worth it? I hear you have to kill a tramp with a William Cripps Hanoverian teaspoon as part of the initiation, is this true or an urban legend?

RDMcG

19,238 posts

209 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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Oakey said:
Guys, I've been approached to join the Spoonmasons, is it worth it? I hear you have to kill a tramp with a William Cripps Hanoverian teaspoon as part of the initiation, is this true or an urban legend?
This can never be discussed in an open Forum..almost a hundred pages have gone by and nobody have even admitted its existence. You are clearly not a member of this (or not) organization, and (if it exists) today's code word was not in your post.

Blib

44,346 posts

199 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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Careful. This could be a case of police entrapment. Admit nothing!

DanielSan

18,851 posts

169 months

Thursday 3rd July 2014
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Last half may or may not be -rk.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

235 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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the Sporranfork, essential part of any trrrrrue Scotsmans regalia

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Caution team. We're being infiltrated, I suspect. Is this the Cutlery Society on a dirt-digging exercise again, I wonder? Alastair spotted them a mile off last time. Might give him a bell, see if he's heard any rumblings.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

235 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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they won't catch me out

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Blib

44,346 posts

199 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Pints said:
There's a tragic story behind that little film.

As many on here will know, Barnaby Carder, "Barn the Spoon", was once one of Britain's foremost teenage spoonists. Few who saw him at Wakefield 2001, when he out flanged Toshiro Nagagumi in three mugs, will ever forget his virtuoso performance that wet and windy day.

However, it all went very wrong when, while in a barometric chamber, in an effort to break the high altitude spm record, he was struck by a freak electromagnetic pulse generated by a malfunction, which immediately rendered him super-magnetic. He cannot touch a teaspoon now without full emergency service back up. He was once magnetically attached to a Krupp Vorsheidt 992a for over 73 hours. He got away with his life by the skin of his teeth. But, lost two fingers.

Now, all that he can do to rekindle memories of times past is to whittle away at wooden spoons.

A terrible loss. frown



RDMcG

19,238 posts

209 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Blib said:
There's a tragic story behind that little film.

As many on here will know, Barnaby Carder, "Barn the Spoon", was once one of Britain's foremost teenage spoonists. Few who saw him at Wakefield 2001, when he out flanged Toshiro Nagagumi in three mugs, will ever forget his virtuoso performance that wet and windy day.

However, it all went very wrong when, while in a barometric chamber, in an effort to break the high altitude spm record, he was struck by a freak electromagnetic pulse generated by a malfunction, which immediately rendered him super-magnetic. He cannot touch a teaspoon now without full emergency service back up. He was once magnetically attached to a Krupp Vorsheidt 992a for over 73 hours. He got away with his life by the skin of his teeth. But, lost two fingers.

Now, all that he can do to rekindle memories of times past is to whittle away at wooden spoons.

A terrible loss. frown

Even worse, he has to use ceramic knives.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

235 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Blib said:
Pints said:
There's a tragic story behind that little film.

As many on here will know, Barnaby Carder, "Barn the Spoon", was once one of Britain's foremost teenage spoonists. Few who saw him at Wakefield 2001, when he out flanged Toshiro Nagagumi in three mugs, will ever forget his virtuoso performance that wet and windy day.

However, it all went very wrong when, while in a barometric chamber, in an effort to break the high altitude spm record, he was struck by a freak electromagnetic pulse generated by a malfunction, which immediately rendered him super-magnetic. He cannot touch a teaspoon now without full emergency service back up. He was once magnetically attached to a Krupp Vorsheidt 992a for over 73 hours. He got away with his life by the skin of his teeth. But, lost two fingers.

Now, all that he can do to rekindle memories of times past is to whittle away at wooden spoons.

A terrible loss. frown

If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of spooning life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Barn? I say poor us.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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I never thought that the coroner's inquiry could or would state 'death my magnetic attraction to spoons'.

The passing of a worthy spoonista always leaves a lump in the throat - partially as the losing of bretherin is sad in itself, partly because the replacement trainee understrired the tea and the lump is a partially disolved sugar cube.

m8rky

2,090 posts

161 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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How do you feel about spoon notching? my notched 2005 folkswagen stirbo gti. As you can see the notching gives an aggresive stance within the cup combined with a rakish exit angle.











Blib

44,346 posts

199 months

Friday 4th July 2014
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Although not to my taste, the spoon has been notched quite well. However, the mug is an abomination. The handle is far too small and is placed too far up, bowl-wise.

I'd swap mugs ASAP. That's a stirring accident waiting to happen.