Pistonheaders and their First World Problems.

[cobra kid]

YouTube took an age to load up on the telly this morning.

[Squiggs]

I'm visiting a beer festival this evening, which means tomorrow I'll probably feel unwell.

[cirian75]

Squiggs said:

I'm visiting a beer festival this evening, which means tomorrow I'll probably feel unwell.

I will not be visiting a beer festival this evening, which means tomorrow I'll probably feel ok.

[IanUAE]

I maybe spending the next year working full time in the Seychelles.

[FailHere]

IanUAE said:

I maybe spending the next year working full time in the Seychelles.

That's dreadful, I tried working once and it really cut into my day. I think you should at least push for an hour or so off.

[Harry H]

doogz said:

It's a David Lloyd. So a racquet sports club.

Stuff

then chilling in the pool/jacuzzi for a bit. Can't do that at a local authority place. And probably wouldn't want to.

Being a Pistonheader one wouldn't expect you to share a Jacuzzi with any old riffraff.

[chris7676]

Edinburger said:

You are out of sync with the 'Great British Public'.
This would only work if it was a child or a wild animal in a poor country worthy of the Great British Charitable Patronising Syndrome

[Hasbeen]

My son bought a small remote control aircraft. He quickly became competent with it, & bought a bigger & better one.

I have been flying his first one & am frustrated. As an ex fighter pilot I expected to handle it no trouble. I can take off, & do the aerobatics, but am having trouble judging landings.

Could I, at 75, be too old to develop reasonably quickly, the skills required these first world toys?

[Charlie1986]

currently sat in the bay of St Tropez and its too hot for a slightly skinny scotsman!

oh well time for the next beer i think whilst i use the free wi fi as the villa is not up to current standards and has no wi fi!

[AstonZagato]

Perhaps the pilot background is a hinderance rather than a help? Landing something with a FP view is your natural skill.

I am Relatively competent in a race car (not great just top quartile of random drivers) and pretty good on games consoles but I can't use racing games on consoles. The speed judgement doesn't work of me. I can't get the entry speed right. Also there is no seat-of-the-pants feedback to know where you are in terms of tyre grip and lateral g.

[HerrNipps]

Today I had sex with an incredibly attractive 19 year old. She was a natural redhead, piercing blue eyes, porcelain skin, 1,76m tall, a man's dream. Unfortunately she forgot her paperwork so it was on with the condom and no job for her.

On the plus side, she may once again audition when she has her papers in order.

[Monkeylegend]

HerrNipps said:

a man's dream.

That's definitely what it was.

[berlintaxi]

HerrNipps said:

Today I had sex with an incredibly attractive 19 year old. She was a natural redhead, piercing blue eyes, porcelain skin, 1,76m tall, a man's dream. Unfortunately she forgot her paperwork so it was on with the condom and no job for her.

On the plus side, she may once again audition when she has her papers in order.

People trafficker?

[Blown2CV]

some friends and i are off to benicassim in spain next week. It's going to be very hot, I'll be surrounded by pretty girls for a number of days. Also we are not camping because that's very third world.

[Frimley111R]

berlintaxi said:

HerrNipps said:

Today I had sex with an incredibly attractive 19 year old. She was a natural redhead, piercing blue eyes, porcelain skin, 1,76m tall, a man's dream. Unfortunately she forgot her paperwork so it was on with the condom and no job for her.

On the plus side, she may once again audition when she has her papers in order.

People trafficker?

Sofa tester

[Frimley111R]

Pesty said:

I'm in Budapest

All the women are models

I'm fat and ugly

Fml

Tell them you're rich, job dun. Worked for Bernie Ecclestone.

[Timmy40]

I have decided it's time to sell one of the ride on lawn mowers, but which one? The Lawnflite or the Snapper?

[northwest monkey]

Frimley111R said:

Pesty said:

I'm in Budapest

All the women are models

I'm fat and ugly

Fml

Tell them you're rich, job dun. Worked for Bernie Ecclestone.

I've found that only works if you are rich like Bernie Ecclestone.

[Timmy40]

northwest monkey said:

Frimley111R said:

Pesty said:

I'm in Budapest

All the women are models

I'm fat and ugly

Fml

Tell them you're rich, job dun. Worked for Bernie Ecclestone.

I've found that only works if you are rich like Bernie Ecclestone.

He does realise that most of them are for 'hire' one way or another doesn't he???

[ol]

Timmy40 said:

I have decided it's time to sell one of the ride on lawn mowers, but which one? The Lawnflite or the Snapper?

I feel your pain. I just sold both mine to make way for a new mower. Everybody needs two ride ons at least once in their lives.