Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

[WD39]

Cotty said:

Stupid cow that I work with has a very low threshold of what makes her laugh

Here is a cup of tea
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Its raining again
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Your cat just died
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shut the fk up

She is probably insecure/shy, and the little laugh could be a natural defence to this.

[WD39]

CC07 PEU said:

Women pretending they're interested in football during large football tournaments.

My wife watches some games with me, but secretly wishes that it was 'The great British sewing bee.'

[V8mate]

WD39 said:

Cotty said:

Stupid cow that I work with has a very low threshold of what makes her laugh

Here is a cup of tea
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Its raining again
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Your cat just died
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shut the fk up

She is probably insecure/shy, and the little laugh could be a natural defence to this.

Yeah, I bet she's really dirty and grateful in private.

[Morningside]

WD39 said:

CC07 PEU said:

Women pretending they're interested in football during large football tournaments.

My wife watches some games with me, but secretly wishes that it was 'The great British sewing bee.'

I like that programme. I know I should not and have zero interest in clothes, sewing or anything related to it. But somehow I find it relaxing to watch.

[zarjaz1991]

CC07 PEU said:

Women pretending they're interested in football during large football tournaments.

And, an extension of that....

Women who actually are "interested", often watching games regularly and insisting they are a real supporter, when it's patently obvious they are only interested in the players' legs.

And while I'm at it...
"Politically correct" appointments of women as football reporters. Almost without exception, they shriek loudly with excitement and it just sounds....wrong. Granted, I've heard some male footballers reporters who are no better, but the women are mostly awful.

[ClockworkCupcake]

zarjaz1991 said:

Women who actually are "interested", often watching games regularly and insisting they are a real supporter, when it's patently obvious they are only interested in the players' legs.

So completely unlike all the men who watched the women's beach volleyball during the Olympics because they developed a deep interest in the actual game.

[Cotty]

WD39 said:

Cotty said:

Stupid cow that I work with has a very low threshold of what makes her laugh

Here is a cup of tea
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Its raining again
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Your cat just died
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shut the fk up

She is probably insecure/shy, and the little laugh could be a natural defence to this.

Then she is in the wrong job. Insecure/shy is not in the job description

[moustachebandit]

Stickyfinger said:

Cars being advertised as "Family car, one owner" and having company car mileage on them.

Add to that - First to see will buy! Yeah sure they will.

[Morningside]

moustachebandit said:

Stickyfinger said:

Cars being advertised as "Family car, one owner" and having company car mileage on them.

Add to that - First to see will buy! Yeah sure they will.

Never raced or rallied. Odd..why put that?

[SilverSixer]

Morningside said:

moustachebandit said:

Stickyfinger said:

Cars being advertised as "Family car, one owner" and having company car mileage on them.

Add to that - First to see will buy! Yeah sure they will.

Never raced or rallied. Odd..why put that?

Ach, my mother always says that about people who she perceives to have had an easier life than her. "She's never been raced or rallied, that one."

[Doofus]

When somebody tells you some bad or sad news about themselves, so you say "I'm sorry."
And then they say "It's not your fault."

"I fking KNOW that, you moronic tt! I was being sympathetic, not apologetic for fk's sake! I wish I hadn't fking bothered now, you soft-minded arse biscuit! I don't fking care about you. I'm not sympathetic at all, and even if it was my fault, I wouldn't fking apologise either!"

[All that jazz]

Doofus said:

soft-minded arse biscuit!

WTF?!

[DavieW]

moustachebandit said:

Add to that - First to see will buy! Yeah sure they will.

Also "priced to sell". What, as opposed to sitting on Autotrader/Gumtree etc for ever?

[popeyewhite]

ClockworkCupcake said:

zarjaz1991 said:

Women who actually are "interested", often watching games regularly and insisting they are a real supporter, when it's patently obvious they are only interested in the players' legs.

So completely unlike all the men who watched the women's beach volleyball during the Olympics because they developed a deep interest in the actual game.

No, not really - One happens "regularly", the other once every 4 years. Wasn't it the case that most were pretty butch anyway? I say most.. but just for balance..yep, nice er...legs.

[ReaperCushions]

A recent online training course for work I had to do:

[matchmaker]

ReaperCushions said:

A recent online training course for work I had to do:

[MartG]

ReaperCushions said:

A recent online training course for work I had to do:

Agreed - should be like this

[All that jazz]

I've been watching 24 again just lately, which is of course full of Americans. Why can't they say the letters "st" without inserting a "h" in between? Every time one of them says "I understand" it always comes out as "I undershtand" (other examples available). WTF is that all about?

[nicanary]

Morningside said:

moustachebandit said:

Stickyfinger said:

Cars being advertised as "Family car, one owner" and having company car mileage on them.

Add to that - First to see will buy! Yeah sure they will.

Never raced or rallied. Odd..why put that?

I haven't seen that phrase used for donkeys' years - I suppose it might apply in this era to Evos or Imprezas, but most competition cars are very specialised these days.

It was commonly used when selling sporty cars up to the 1960s, simply because most road rallies were for standard production cars, and some races also. People would join a club, use their MGA for everyday travel, and then enter it in the club's rallies at weekends. Nobody wanted to buy one that had been thrashed too often. No race prep specialists in those days - you did it yourself.

[WD39]

Cotty said:

WD39 said:

Cotty said:

Stupid cow that I work with has a very low threshold of what makes her laugh

Here is a cup of tea
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Its raining again
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Your cat just died
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Shut the fk up

She is probably insecure/shy, and the little laugh could be a natural defence to this.

Then she is in the wrong job. Insecure/shy is not in the job description

Did you get that management promotion position you applied for?

Edited by WD39 on Friday 17th June 19:48