Damsel in distress!

[Sabz86]

Silent1 said:

Sabz86 said:

I feel I am misunderstood,
For help, I thought you would,
But rudeness I got,
And several cheap shots,
So eff off, I think you should!

SEE!!!! I do have talent!

No you really don't.

Sabzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz86 said:

I feel I must clarify some things as clearly I haven't explained my request in enough detail for the simpletons!

1, I am NOT a fking bint!
2, This was supposed to have been a bit of fun!
3, I wasn't asked to write a poem, I was asked to finish the sentence IFFFF (so it wasn't mandatory) I wanted credit for his self gen business. (It had to go somewhere)
4, I work fking hard for my bonus and it IS performance related!!! This was an opportunity to relieve some of the pressure! You all would have done the same!
5, Grant is not my boss... just a colleague.
6, I didn't want a poem constantly mocking his sexuality. I thought this detail would help with ideas as you can relate a lot to someone who is gay.
7, I have not asked anyone on this forum to do my job for me. I merely asked if anyone wanted to have a go. You didn't have to reply. (For those that did genuinely - Thank you)
8, @Silent1 - You'd should be so lucky to slap my ass! ...As hairy, fat and full of cellulite as it is. (Each to their own)
9, @RB26DETT - Yes, If it makes you all happy, I will pose with a bloody Custard tin!
10, Contributory history? Now correct me if I'm wrong... It has to start somewhere. I was recommended to use this forum because SOME of you actually do come up with some good ideas and are pleasant to speak to. Clearly, the rest of you need to have a period or something!

Final word: I genuinely thought this would be a laugh... and to a degree it was. Some of the poems were great and today I did get that extra percent ONLY because of you guys! Apart from all the one liners everyone else sent, I wanted to send a poem and with your help and ideas, I did. So Thanks!

To the rest of you... KMA!!!

1. Yes you are, all new women on PH are bints until identified as not trolls, what do you find so offensive? I haven't actually called you a pox ridden we or worse.
2. A bit of fun to earn you some money for someone elses work
3. In your original post you said "I do actually need some help. I have an opportunity at work to increase ones bonus! I have to come up with a poem that starts with 'I like working with Grant because...'" how is that not writing a poem?
4. well done for working hard like 99% of everyone else on PH, we don't care.
5. oh joy
6. You didn't want a poem mocking him yet you said he was gay and ate haribo, also you've completely misunderstood how threads go on PH when someone is just whoring for money
7. and now you're getting all butthurt because people took the piss and didn't fall at your feet and just do as you demanded.
8. So this isn't you then?
9. Make sure it's birds custard and it's a full frame photo not a FGAS
10. If i start bleeding from my penis you'll find me in the health forum probably, otherwise i shall stay here carrying on with the PH tradition of newbie initiation, there's a reason this place is good and it's because everyone isn't all luvvy duvvy

Oh FFS! I'll put another photo up then. If it makes you happy!
Asking for SOME help does not constitute as asking someone to do it for me.
If you don't care, why are you on one? Why bother?
I gave as much information as I could. You can't write a poem about nothing! I wasn't whoring for money. I asked for HELP, IDEAS, SUGGESTIONS! It contributed to writing a poem.

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

Make sure none of that penis blood goes in your eye, yeah?

[Sabz86]

HAPPY NOW?! Can't believe I just posed with a frigging tin of custard! Damn you!!

[Sabz86]

Silent1 said:

Sabz86 said:

Oh FFS! I'll put another photo up then. If it makes you happy!
Asking for SOME help does not constitute as asking someone to do it for me.
If you don't care, why are you on one? Why bother?
I gave as much information as I could. You can't write a poem about nothing! I wasn't whoring for money. I asked for HELP, IDEAS, SUGGESTIONS! It contributed to writing a poem.

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

Make sure none of that penis blood goes in your eye, yeah?

Why don't i care that you work hard? Because everyone should, i'm not on here saying oh bugger this month i'll be lucky if i finish work before 4am every morning and then starting again at 7am, i don't expect people to care or actually be interested as i'm sure there's plenty of other people working just as hard.

As for trying to backpedal by saying you asked for help, re-read your OP that looks to me and to everyone else who replied that you wanted people to post poems for you to use.

I'm not actually saying you're ugly FFS, in fact if truth be told you're not bad, but your comment about having a fat hairy arse doesn't fit with your photo.

Thanks for insuating i have eyes in my scrotum, i'm presuming you've not seen many penises? You work in marketing don't you?

Your miserable-ness is boring me. There's your damn picture!

[Sabz86]

Poledriver said:

Sabz86 said:

HAPPY NOW?! Can't believe I just posed with a frigging tin of custard! Damn you!!

Nice one!!

Stand by for a nagging about the fact it should have been Bird's Custard powder!

God I feel stupid now.

[Sabz86]

Silent1 said:

Sabz86 said:

Silent1 said:

Sabz86 said:

Oh FFS! I'll put another photo up then. If it makes you happy!
Asking for SOME help does not constitute as asking someone to do it for me.
If you don't care, why are you on one? Why bother?
I gave as much information as I could. You can't write a poem about nothing! I wasn't whoring for money. I asked for HELP, IDEAS, SUGGESTIONS! It contributed to writing a poem.

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

Make sure none of that penis blood goes in your eye, yeah?

Why don't i care that you work hard? Because everyone should, i'm not on here saying oh bugger this month i'll be lucky if i finish work before 4am every morning and then starting again at 7am, i don't expect people to care or actually be interested as i'm sure there's plenty of other people working just as hard.

As for trying to backpedal by saying you asked for help, re-read your OP that looks to me and to everyone else who replied that you wanted people to post poems for you to use.

I'm not actually saying you're ugly FFS, in fact if truth be told you're not bad, but your comment about having a fat hairy arse doesn't fit with your photo.

Thanks for insuating i have eyes in my scrotum, i'm presuming you've not seen many penises? You work in marketing don't you?

Your miserable-ness is boring me. There's your damn picture!

FFS get back in the kitchen, you've not actually read a damn thing i've said or if you have you're failing to comprehend what i'm saying.

In summary, stick around get to know people and the PH way, understand that 'offensive' words in the outside world may not apply here and vice versa, i.e. OXO Tower, try and be less blatant that you're asking for things for your work and you'll get in just fine.

Now as for the custard shot, it's not exactly full frame is it

But for actually doing it rather than flouncing off.

Well, I would stick around but you're being so petty with this argument, it's putting me off!

And I didn't use any 'offensive' words. I wasn't the one taking the pee out someone's sexuality. Pfft!

Lastly, for that comment and for actually making me pose with a can of custard, I ought to empty it on a paper plate for the next PH Sunday... if you're there.

[Sabz86]

UncleRic said:

Sabz86 said:

God I feel stupid now.

You'll feel a whole lot worse when that picture gets photochopped..

[Sabz86]

Silent1 said:

Sabz86 said:

Well, I would stick around but you're being so petty with this argument, it's putting me off!

And I didn't use any 'offensive' words. I wasn't the one taking the pee out someone's sexuality. Pfft!

Lastly, for that comment and for actually making me pose with a can of custard, I ought to empty it on a paper plate for the next PH Sunday... if you're there.

No, i called you a bint, you took it offensively, yet on PH bint isn't seen as offensive, that term is snakes with tits.

You really need to calm down pet, you're going to work yourself into a frenzy all over one word and getting a bit embarrassed about the subsequent reaction.

Silent1... Give it a rest. I've already said I'm bored.

[Sabz86]

V8mate said:

Sabz86 said:

UncleRic said:

Sabz86 said:

God I feel stupid now.

You'll feel a whole lot worse when that picture gets photochopped..

Look on the bright side; we'll all come round tomorrow and move our bank accounts to your branch.

Just think of the bonus when you bring in a couple of thousand new bits of business!

If you all do that, I will of course get the drinks in!!!

Haha

[Sabz86]

sjc said:

Sabz86 said:

HAPPY NOW?! Can't believe I just posed with a frigging tin of custard! Damn you!!

There was a girl who posed with custard,
Because the PH crew got here flustered,
It was mainly the Silent 1
That started the fun,
But now he thinks she's mustard!

(Well O.K he did say Sabz is " alright/ not half bad or whatever it was)

Lmao!

[Sabz86]

Ikemi said:

sjc said:

Sabz86 said:

HAPPY NOW?! Can't believe I just posed with a frigging tin of custard! Damn you!!

There was a girl who posed with custard,
Because the PH crew got here flustered,
It was mainly the Silent 1
That started the fun,
But now he thinks she's mustard!

(Well O.K he did say Sabz is " alright/ not half bad or whatever it was)

I quite fancy some apple strudel now, drowned in Ambrosia custard ...

Drools! I love Apple Strudel and Custard. I actually think I bought that custard for that purpose.

SILENT1!!! Apple Strudel and Custard you miserable tart? :P

[Sabz86]

UncleRic said:

V8mate said:

Look on the bright side; we'll all come round tomorrow and move our bank accounts to your branch.

Just think of the bonus when you bring in a couple of thousand new bits of business!

You'd go down there? Really? You've heard about this 'Grant' guy haven't you?

Hang on, there's a thread running somwhere that describes him..

Hey! If you're lucky, he might give you a Haribo!

[Sabz86]

strudel said:

I have several tins of custard if you want?

Strudel, I'd be careful. You with custard and a forum full of hungry posters? =S Dietary suicide!

[Sabz86]

Conian said:

Sabz there is no official test for joining PH, you just kinda learn to adapt or die trying to buck the system.
But if there was a test, you would have just passed it, well done.

P.S. You're quite a pretty bint

Aww, thanks Conian!

[Sabz86]

How many of you are going to the Rolls Royce Sunday service?

[Sabz86]

Norbury90 said:

Fair play for fighting back, usually new posters who get the 'old guard' on their case flounce off in a blubbering wreck after about 20 minutes.

Yeah... I'm not one to just accept crap. Lol I always have an argument.

Off for Apple Strudel and that custard now....

[Sabz86]

RB26DETT said:

Matt Black said:

I can't stop laughing at that its brilliant.




At Sabz - Don't take any of this to heart, this is a friendly website and we all like a bit of friendly banter.

So welcome to PistonHeads. I hope you enjoy your time hear and join in with our friendly piss-taking.

:wave:

Thanks. I know a bit of fun when I see it. Some of the 'new' pictures actually make me laugh anyway.

The redbull one is so what I would say! Haha

[Sabz86]

308mate said:

Sabz86 said:

HAPPY NOW?! Can't believe I just posed with a frigging tin of custard! Damn you!!

You've actually passed the custard test. Dammit.
Ambrosia too.
Ok fine but you're still at Bint status until 200 posts. A tenner says you're bored here after a month.
And you still have yet to declare your interest in cars. Hopefully that still counts for something around here....

Mmm... Ambrosia!

So what am I called after 200 posts? A tenner says I'm not? With you miserable lot always taking the piss, I'm sure I'd have to hang around to defend myself... :P

Unless you fancy being my white knight? =D

[Sabz86]

Mattygooner said:

Do you have a shower curtain in your kitchen? Or a kitchen cupboard in your shower room?

It's a cupboard in my shower room.

[Sabz86]

Alexdaredevilz said:

Mattygooner said:

Do you have a shower curtain in your kitchen? Or a kitchen cupboard in your shower room?

Thats a kitchen cupboard in the bathroom,

It's not a kitchen cupboard!

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captainzep said:

Hello Sabrina.

I'm regarded as one of the better looking ones on PistonHeads.

Apologies for not helping with the poetry. I was in theatre -because sadly, some kids need organ transplants to stop the Reaper tapping on their frightened little shoulders.

But enough about me and my muscular physique. And pilot's license.

What about you and these bitter drooling PistonHeaders?

What's up with that st?

I'm full of admiration for the dignity you've showed. And strength.

I'd very much like to select a few things from an excellent menu with you.

And do you know what's weird? We share the same name! Why don't you stop by at my website?

http://www.sabrinamatthews.com/

Awful. You googled me?

Haha I am a lesbian! And a comedian of course

I don't know what her stuff is like... she doesn't look that funny....