I did something childish today.

[Ross1988]

Moving into a new cabin on site, with the rest of the civil engineering team I belong in, I've made a lovely sign for the door called 'Civils Partnership'

[mft]

Silverbullet767 said:

Try youporn next time

Or set the homepage to meatspin.com - always a good practical joke on a mate

[Jaroon]

Yup got a phone call last week from a woman "Is Steve there?" "No love I think you have the wrong number." she immediately hung up, no appology. So I 1471'ed it and rang her back and asked if "Mary was there?" them immediately hung up. Childish enough for you?

[MadMullah]

Told the missus i had plans with the mates

when i never

thus by it will look like i cancelled my plans for her

going to enjoy the night

[Google [bot]]

My local has a notice board for the punters club with big lettering SPORTSWATCH. It now, with the help of superglue says POR ttS and no-one seems to have noticed.

[schmalex]

NateWM said:

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I also went into Tesco with the missus once at 3am (don't ask!) and stuffed her into a freezer and legged it while she fell out and sent fish pies flying!

I'm going to have to try that

[Gene Simmons]

I informed my student who I have on placement from Uni that she is required next time it is sunny to chauffeur me around in her Audi convertible. I also said that I will be in the back while she drives, with the roof down. She must wear a chauffeur hat, I will be wearing military attire and she needs to find flags with my initials on to attach to the front wings of her car whilst she carries out this task.

I also told her this task would directly affect her overall grade for the placement.

She looked baffled

[Terminator X]

Work colleague has ocd and must have his pens arranged in a certain order on his desk. When he's out of the office I move them around.

TX.

[pherlopolus]

My 8yr old daughter an I adjusted a row of artists mannikins in The Works to spell YMCA

[Waugh-terfall]

We have a company of Fire Extinguisher Engineers that use one of our warehouses for storage, they all drive identical Vauxhall Vivaro vans. One day three or four of them arrived at once to fill their vans, my boss went out and swapped all their ignition keys around.

[New POD]

Terminator X said:

Work colleague has ocd and must have his pens arranged in a certain order on his desk. When he's out of the office I move them around.

TX.

Back in the long forgotten past I replaced a square coaster with a round coaster on a fellow workers desk. If he had access to a Gun, I think many people would have died. I also put blue ink in his special black only fountain pen, and removed the height adjust lever from his chair, having moved it to LOW.

[Mr Roper]

I paid my mate £400 in fivers the other week.

[Mr Wolf]

Our neighbours dog escaped the other day and we spotted it on our lawn at the rear of the house.

The day after following a week of sunshine I decided to cut the grass for the first time since last year. Anyway I happened upon a fresh looking dogst which I promptly scooped up with a plastic spade from the shed.

I thought it right to return the st to its owners so I launched it over the bushes into said neighbours garden. After a little chuckle I peeped through and it had glanced the washing on the line leaving a nice brown st stripe on a pink towel.

Childish but I loved it

[slopes]

Seti said:

'Must kill Moe.....weeeeeee......must kil Moe.......weeeeeee'

[Jonboy_t]

I have put the finishing touches to a plan in which I steal a workmates car keys and hide in his boot tied and gagged (maybe get down to just my cacks too), then get his keys back onto his desk before he notices. I have a friend in the police who will hopefully be in the station opposite work having just finished his shift when my mate finishes work.

I think you see where this is going to go.

[wiliferus]

We have 5 teams at work, but they are named A Unit, B Unit etc.

Each team has a set of drawers for their paperwork, with a big sign above each set to signify which units dockets they are.

I don't think I need explain which letter of 'C UNIT' was tippex'd out

[JREwing]

Jonboy_t said:

I have put the finishing touches to a plan in which I steal a workmates car keys and hide in his boot tied and gagged (maybe get down to just my cacks too), then get his keys back onto his desk before he notices. I have a friend in the police who will hopefully be in the station opposite work having just finished his shift when my mate finishes work.

I think you see where this is going to go.

I love this plan. Pics will be needed!

[Lazygraduate]

Jonboy_t said:

I have put the finishing touches to a plan in which I steal a workmates car keys and hide in his boot tied and gagged (maybe get down to just my cacks too), then get his keys back onto his desk before he notices. I have a friend in the police who will hopefully be in the station opposite work having just finished his shift when my mate finishes work.

I think you see where this is going to go.

Quite a prank!

[Justin Cyder]

I work near a business called FAST Helicopters & the sign is like that with FAST in three foot high capitals.

The 'S' fell off & I giggled as I drove past it today.

[Rooty]

My OH has an app on her iTelephone that enables her to keep a track on our newborn's feeding and nappy filling habits. I keep changing his name on it, she's convinced it is changing it depending on what he's doing.

So far he's been-

Four hour sleep champion
Nappy filling guru
Patience tester
Nipple devourer
Breast lover

Childish, yes, but it's kind of keeping me sane.