What do single women do, where TF are they?

[Impasse]

They're either on their way to the school gates or on their way back from the school gates. Between these times they're watching "This Morning" or "Loose Women". For variation they go to the local soft play centre.

Good luck in your quest not to look like a weirdo.

[Disco You]

Vajazzle said:

kind dilbert said:

Where else do I find them because I'm out of options? I don't have any friends as those relationships I find too monotonous. Tried POF where I sent out 30 messages in two days and received no replies, even tried to join one of the groups on meet.com and my wish to join got declined.

You need a good wingman, 'airbrakes' on here can help you with that.

I hadn't read the username of the OP until after reading the original post. Having read it, I was expecting airbrakes/mat to be the OP.

[kind dilbert]

Impasse said:

They're either on their way to the school gates or on their way back from the school gates. Between these times they're watching "This Morning" or "Loose Women". For variation they go to the local soft play centre.

Good luck in your quest not to look like a weirdo.

If they're at a soft ball pool they'll have kids, not interested in women with kids.

[Fer]

kind dilbert said:

If they're at a soft ball pool they'll have kids, not interested in women with kids.

If you prefer the older woman, try the Cats Protection, or perhaps a vets?

[storminnorman]

kind dilbert said:

I don't have any friends as those relationships I find too monotonous.

There's your problem

[kind dilbert]

Foxeh said:

Maybe you're a minger?

Clearly, but there's worse than me. I'm look after myself, thus, 'in shape', dress OK etc. Honestly I think fk it. The problem is I never meet women, I'm surrounded by men all the time.

[Impasse]

Move to a different area?


Out of your Mum's house would be a start.

[kind dilbert]

storminnorman said:

There's your problem

When I had a social life in the past it was all the same group of guys going to the same pub every weekend, getting 'smashed'. I'm past it, I hardly drink any alcohol. How is that going to solve my problem?

[anonymous-user]

kind dilbert said:

The problem is I never meet women, I'm surrounded by men all the time.

There is one option then...

[Defcon5]

Where do you work? Can you shag your way round the office until you get moved?

[Ari]

kind dilbert said:

ZOLLAR said:

You go out "searching" for women in shops?

Where else do I find them because I'm out of options? I don't have any friends as those relationships I find too monotonous. Tried POF where I sent out 30 messages in two days and received no replies, even tried to join one of the groups on meet.com and my wish to join got declined.

Ok, I have to know. Assuming you do see a woman in a shop, what are you going to do about it?

Surely you're not going to try and engage them in conversation leading to a date? I think you'll see a lot of quickly backing away whilst retaining eye contact...

[Council Baby]

kind dilbert said:

When I had a social life in the past it was all the same group of guys going to the same pub every weekend, getting 'smashed'. I'm past it, I hardly drink any alcohol. How is that going to solve my problem?

Oh FFS. Start drinking, ugly girls will look fitter, your sense of self worth will disintegrate and it'll all be ok.

[kind dilbert]

Impasse said:

Move to a different area?

Attended two different universities (undergrad then masters) in two different cities at opposite ends of the country both were 250 miles from where I grew up, this made no difference.

Impasse said:

Out of your Mum's house would be a start.

Liven on my own for the second degree, no difference.

[anonymous-user]

kind dilbert said:

If they're at a soft ball Pool they'll have kids, not interested in women with kids.

I don't think your in a position to be fussy/calling the shots

Have you tried 'tinder'

[stewies_minion]

Council Baby said:

Oh FFS. Start drinking, ugly girls will look fitter, your sense of self worth will disintegrate and it'll all be ok.

+1

Booze will solve this. Find a boozer where 40+ divorcees kick about. This should work for you.

[storminnorman]

kind dilbert said:

storminnorman said:

There's your problem

When I had a social life in the past it was all the same group of guys going to the same pub every weekend, getting 'smashed'. I'm past it, I hardly drink any alcohol. How is that going to solve my problem?

Get better friends, frankly. There's time for a lad's night out, sure, but you'll have much more rewarding friendships built on practical interests (i.e cars) or employment (if you enjoy your work).
Having a good circle of friends and continuously meeting new people will help you meet women much easier.

[Foxeh]

If you live in London you should spend an evening with CB. The masturbater and apprentice!

[Hooli]

Council Baby said:

kind dilbert said:

When I had a social life in the past it was all the same group of guys going to the same pub every weekend, getting 'smashed'. I'm past it, I hardly drink any alcohol. How is that going to solve my problem?

Oh FFS. Start drinking, ugly girls will look fitter, your sense of self worth will disintegrate and it'll all be ok.

Advice from the true professional on PH.

[kind dilbert]

Defcon5 said:

Where do you work? Can you shag your way round the office until you get moved?

Just finished university, so job hunting. Still, I will be working as an engineer, so I'd rather not shag my colleagues.

Edited by kind dilbert on Tuesday 15th October 22:53

[kind dilbert]

Council Baby said:

Oh FFS. Start drinking, ugly girls will look fitter, your sense of self worth will disintegrate and it'll all be ok.

Thing is, my standards are low anyway. Just never meet any women, surrounded by cock, plus I got my fair share of social awkwardness/retardation.