You know you are getting old when...

[ApOrbital]

When you get some beers and get asked for ID
When you get some smokes and get asked for ID
When your boss asked you if you are 25 or 45

Oh old you say

[Justayellowbadge]

When this doesn't occur.

http://www.pistonheads.com/search?SearchText=know+...

I said, when this doesn't occur.

http://www.pistonheads.com/search?SearchText=know+...

Yes, dear, this.

http://www.pistonheads.com/search?SearchText=know+...

[Saddle bum]

When young women begin to trust you..........

[matchmaker]

When you are older than any police officer you meet...

[davhill]

When things you used to have/desire/use are on display in a museum.

[GroundEffect]

HarryFlatters said:

Your doctor is younger than you.

The F1 world champion is younger than you.

Silver pubes.

Young ladies in pubs annoy you more than they arouse you.

That was the case in 2010 as Vettel is 3 months younger than me. So I was old at 22!

[Pints]

When you read Eric Mc's posts and think, "that youngster makes a good point".

[ph1l5]

Whats the deal with nose hair as you get older, it grows as quick as Japanese knotweed and is as strong as steel cable !!

[phil1979]

When you start to use Head & Shoulders literally.

[Steamer]

Getting up in the night is just routine

[Eric Mc]

Dr Murdoch said:

Eric Mc said:

Or you remember Billy Connolly using that as part of his stand-up routine 20 years ago.

Maybe I'm getting old, but I don't recall ever watching Billy Connolly

You're obviously not as old as you think.

[walm]

Eric Mc said:

Dr Murdoch said:

Eric Mc said:

Or you remember Billy Connolly using that as part of his stand-up routine 20 years ago.

Maybe I'm getting old, but I don't recall ever watching Billy Connolly

You're obviously not as old as you think.

Perhaps he is...

He did watch Billy Connolly, it's just that he can't remember it.

Other things forgotten:
- Where his glasses are (on head or on chain around neck).
- Where he last parked the car.
- Names of children/dogs.
- Age.
- Any and all pa$$Words (if not on post-its attached to monitor).
- Any encounter with a respectful youth.
- etc...

[Dan911]

When you feel a draft.

[NDA]

When you're the first to be released in a hostage crisis.

[viscountdallara]

When you start correcting other peoples spellings !!

It's draught !!

[Monkeylegend]

A letter arrives saying you now qualify for the winter fuel allowance.

[Laurel Green]

When your TV licence is free.

[steve2]

When you get a letter telling you that you can take 25% of your pension

[LJTS]

When your youngest sibling reaches retirement age :-(

[poing]

When you realise you have clothes older than the new recruit in the office.