You know when you live in the country when...

[KrazyIvan]

When you wake up to next doors horses in your garden again....

[civicduty]

You can actually see the stars rather than an orange haze in the night sky.

[kowalski655]

When it takes 20 minutes to load one page on PH

[anonymous-user]

When you throw birdseed on your lawn and it's eaten by friendly pheasants.

[Stickyfinger]

garyhun said:

When you throw birdseed on your lawn and it's eaten by friendly DINNER.

[Cold]

When gas/electric/water companies and Yodel, Uber and Sky claim your address doesn't exist.

[anonymous-user]

Stickyfinger said:

garyhun said:

When you throw birdseed on your lawn and it's eaten by friendly DINNER.

Out of season now

[crofty1984]

When you say "God, it smells like turkey st."
That's right, specifically turkey.

[Timfy]

lucido grigio said:

The pub car park is filled with tractors.

It's horses around here on hunt days, usually with somebody sat on top in all the hunting garb eating a cheese and ham roll from the bar. 😂

[TwigtheWonderkid]

There's 30 kids in the class but only 2 surnames.

All types of birth defects come under one heading ...N.F.N.
(normal for Norfolk)

Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Friday 31st March 08:48

[Jimmy Recard]

You make pigs smoke

[vx220]

alorotom said:

When you get nervous wibbling over what to do with a miss-delivered hockey stick rather than man up and just sort it

The only reason I clicked this thread was to leave a reply similar to yours...

[cbmotorsport]

When the lane to your house has grass growing down the middle of it.

[Jon321]

....You never bother washing your car, as there's little point.

[tribalsurfer]

Jimmy Recard said:

You make pigs smoke

Use more lubrication !!!!

[S11Steve]

civicduty said:

You can actually see the stars rather than an orange haze in the night sky.

I spent a weekend in the Cairngorms earlier this year, and the sky left us both completely awestruck. The more our eyes adjusted to the dark, the more stars we could see, almost to the point the sky was grey, not black,

We have started talking about retirement plans based on that weekend.

[Shakermaker]

thebraketester said:

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Do you feed beef burgers to swans?

What's wrong with that? They're high in fat, they'll help the swans float!

[Adz The Rat]

Walking from the door to your car you are jumped on by 4 muddy dogs.

[sidekickdmr]

You know your guests are arriving a good 5 mins before they arrive as you can hear the car approching

Handy to pop the kettle on

Johnspex said:

We've just moved to North Devon and all of those are true except the one about mother/sister. It's chuffing great.

Us too!

Where abouts are you?

Edited by sidekickdmr on Friday 31st March 09:45

[Slushbox]

.. your twenty minute commute takes two hours during the harvest season.