Caught peeing in the kettle.
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911motorsport said:
XJSJohn said:
911motorsport said:
got back from the pub and the wife caught me peeing into the kettle.
Why not straight into the sink or in the back garden / back wall before you came in?!
i suppose at least t wasn't "number two's"
All clear.
Well, here I am again on the marital bed (sofa) and the cold rain is driving hard against the window. I have now thrown all caution to the wind and have BOTH bars glowing brightly on the electric fire; my quilt (as in the stained quilt from the spare room) is tucked under my chin and a 'luxury' corduroy cushion from House of Fraser is propping up my weaery head. The other cushion is propped under my calves so as to avoid 'sofa knee'.
Married life?........... priceless
Well, here I am again on the marital bed (sofa) and the cold rain is driving hard against the window. I have now thrown all caution to the wind and have BOTH bars glowing brightly on the electric fire; my quilt (as in the stained quilt from the spare room) is tucked under my chin and a 'luxury' corduroy cushion from House of Fraser is propping up my weaery head. The other cushion is propped under my calves so as to avoid 'sofa knee'.
Married life?........... priceless
Edited by 911motorsport on Sunday 9th March 02:47
Redneck Rocket said:
911motorsport said:
XJSJohn said:
911motorsport said:
got back from the pub and the wife caught me peeing into the kettle.
Why not straight into the sink or in the back garden / back wall before you came in?!
i suppose at least t wasn't "number two's"
aaahhahahaha.
DO NOT BOIL IT!!!!!!
upon one drunk night one of my wasted mates did this, in a grubby hotel after a very messy night. We were in the room and heard the kettle on and a mate laughing, then the smell!!!!!!! uuuugghh makes me wrench even now that dirty b*stard!!!!!! sort of funny in a wrong kind of way.
but.........in your own kettle, which you really need to cure the hangover you no doubt now have, and the cup of tea you need to get to her in bed to start to fix your problems...well daft old son, plain daft!
DO NOT BOIL IT!!!!!!
upon one drunk night one of my wasted mates did this, in a grubby hotel after a very messy night. We were in the room and heard the kettle on and a mate laughing, then the smell!!!!!!! uuuugghh makes me wrench even now that dirty b*stard!!!!!! sort of funny in a wrong kind of way.
but.........in your own kettle, which you really need to cure the hangover you no doubt now have, and the cup of tea you need to get to her in bed to start to fix your problems...well daft old son, plain daft!
Wouldn't you have had to go upstairs anyway to go to bed? Are you not tall enough to reach over the rim of the kitchen sink (unless there's last night's washing up in there that you forgot to do in which case you're in even deeper sh*t)? Surely there are plenty of more appropriate containers for your effluvium in your kitchen ffs?
But now its done why all the drama - water can be boiled in a saucepan on the hob, a shiny new kettle can be purchased at a variety of retail outlets even on a sunday and it's your house isn't it?
But now its done why all the drama - water can be boiled in a saucepan on the hob, a shiny new kettle can be purchased at a variety of retail outlets even on a sunday and it's your house isn't it?
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