Just had a fight with neighbour

[TheEnd]

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

[Poledriver]

TheEnd said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

[4nonymous]

Poledriver said:

TheEnd said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

[trooperiziz]

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

TheEnd said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

Whoosh, follows whoosh, follows whoosh...

[4nonymous]

trooperiziz said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

TheEnd said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

Whoosh, follows whoosh, follows whoosh...

Oi !

You must follow it up with the picture !

[crofty1984]

TheEnd said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

...And by "male apparatus" he actually means penis!

[Johnny]

Admit it - you called him 'mate' didn't you?

Far too personal and, therefore, enough reason for him to think you've been biffing his bird up the chuff like a runaway TGV.

All your fault.

HTH

[Doofus]

He made an unfounded accusation at you, so to "defend" yourself, you punched him at least twelve times?

Made yourself look guilty, I reckon...

[dfen5]

Doofus said:

He made an unfounded accusation at you, so to "defend" yourself, you punched him at least twelve times?

Made yourself look guilty, I reckon...

Yeah. The neighbours's missus was at the top of the stairs in a gimp outfit and she thought the same.

[Arese]

crofty1984 said:

TheEnd said:

4nonymous said:

Poledriver said:

Google [bot] said:

GTIR said:

neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!

Seriously, what was his beef?

Probably the OP's pork!

Yeah his pork sword.

Pork Sword is a euphemism for the male apparatus!

...And by "male apparatus" he actually means penis!

Just run through that again for me please?

[Tiggsy]

Worst "my house is in scumsville" post ever!

And i'm no lawyer but isnt "he accused me...i punched him in the face" a rather dubious way to start a defence claim?

[Jasandjules]

Tiggsy said:

And i'm no lawyer but isnt "he accused me...i punched him in the face" a rather dubious way to start a defence claim?

Not if you were in fear of violence, and reasonably believing (even if wrong) that he has been inside for ABH/GBH would be sufficient for that I reckon.

If you carried on hitting him to ensure you weren't hurt then that is also fair enough.

BTW OP, once he's inside, might to time to go see his GF..........

[small] Kidding, I'm kidding, it's the PH reply we all expected [small]

[Pothole]

this is pointless without pictures (of the GF) and video (of the savage beating)

[Gretchen]

GTIR said:

deevlash said:

he will know the system inside out then, I'd have the old bill round and get my side in first. Ive always done that with the police when Ive clobbered a shoplifter at work.

Good advice.

Just rang bib, got to get up at 5am anyways, be round "soon" even though I said about the petrol thing.
Oh well.

Given your region you really should have known what you were letting yourself in for.



Give him time.

[bazking69]

So I presume you have informed the police that he has assaulted you?

[stuart-b]

10 punches to the head? Wing chun?

[GTIR]

bazking69 said:

So I presume you have informed the police that he has assaulted you?

Yes. Inspector Barnaby BiB came round gave them a statement I didn't want to press charges etc. They went to see him and he wouldn't come to the door!

My thumb hurts. Harder to wk. Looks like I will have to get his gf to help.

Edited by GTIR on Thursday 26th November 09:33

[V12Les]

markmullen said:

GTIR said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Have you been banging his girlfriend?

Not once!

Since you've already had the row you might as well nip around there and slip her a length, get your moneys worth.

+1....and dont forget to wipe it in her hair.

[4nonymous]

V12Les said:

markmullen said:

GTIR said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Have you been banging his girlfriend?

Not once!

Since you've already had the row you might as well nip around there and slip her a length, get your moneys worth.

+1....and dont forget to wipe it in her hair.

Thats true actually.

Seeing as he has accused you and youve done the row bit. Why not actually just do it

[Maxf]

4nonymous said:

V12Les said:

markmullen said:

GTIR said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Have you been banging his girlfriend?

Not once!

Since you've already had the row you might as well nip around there and slip her a length, get your moneys worth.

+1....and dont forget to wipe it in her hair.

Thats true actually.

Seeing as he has accused you and youve done the row bit. Why not actually just do it

Yep - if you're going to do the time...