Tell us something really trivial about your life [Volume 1]

[Granville]

I can't remember the last time I flew a kite

[vz-r_dave]

My mate has just been telling a bird at lunch about myself and a bird at work and the two of them are mates. Now she wants to talk to me in person.

I am fked.

[simple101]

I'm going to see a group of disabled children put on a musical this evening.

[Bernard80]

TVR Moneypit said:

Bernard80 said:

I am currently trying to steal an Art Deco penis from work.

WTF?

It will be mine.

[Cock Womble 7]

Bernard80 said:

I am currently trying to steal an Art Deco penis from work.

Just be careful.

Edited by Cock Womble 7 on Friday 30th July 13:07

[pincher]

I amrelated to William Gladstone.



I never got to meet him though.

[UncleRic]

Not sure what trivial means but here goes..

I'm very, very impotent.
Bald, all over.
Fat, well, clinically obese.
Ugly.
Poor.
Have an inoperable facial tumor.
My wife was run over and killed by a rampaging Elephant last year.
My brother is sleeping with my only daughter.
I had an 'encounter' with my local Parish Vicar when I was 12 and it has caused me considerable mental anguish.

Edited by UncleRic on Friday 30th July 13:10

[Jackso]

I spent 2.5 hours last night learning Audioslave songs on the drums.

[Roop]

It took me less than 10 minutes to buy my car at the local Ford dealers.

[The Hitman]

Bernard80 said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Bernard80 said:

I am currently trying to steal an Art Deco penis from work.

WTF?

It will be mine.

I want it. Perfect "Best shagger in the world" trophy...or at least thats what I'd say it was

[The Hitman]

UncleRic said:

Not sure what trivial means but here goes..

I'm very, very impotent.
Bald, all over.
Fat, well, clinically obese.
Ugly.
Poor.
Have an inoperable facial tumor.
My wife was run over and killed by a rampaging Elephant last year.
My brother is sleeping with my only daughter.
I had an 'encounter' with my local Parish Vicar when I was 12 and it has caused me considerable mental anguish.

Errr... is all I can come up about that.

Also, I wouldnt describe any of that as trivial

Edited by The Hitman on Friday 30th July 13:24

[Famous Graham]

pincher said:

I amrelated to William Gladstone.



I never got to meet him though.

I can't help think of BlueJam now

"Introduce me to Gladstone!"
"st your leg off!"

[The Wookie]

My tandem garage isn't big enough to fit two cars of any reasonable size

[mybrainhurts]

I just farted...

[becksW]

I used our new 4 slice toaster for the first time today...for 2 slices.

[Bernard80]

The Hitman said:

Bernard80 said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Bernard80 said:

I am currently trying to steal an Art Deco penis from work.

WTF?

It will be mine.

I want it. Perfect "Best shagger in the world" trophy...or at least thats what I'd say it was

Never thought of that, I am a girl so it just cheered me up after I found in old stock and placed it on my desk. It is my last week at work though so I want to take it as a memento.

Am just about to do a reccy on the director’s office as he confiscated all the hard core buddha’s I had found as well

[UncleRic]

The Hitman said:

UncleRic said:

Stuff which might not have been 100% true.

Errr... is all I can come up about that.

Also, I would decide any of that as trivial

[supra legend]

I was the first person to have a dump at the Safeway in Carnforth the morning it opened

[Ozone]

Bernard80 said:

The Hitman said:

Bernard80 said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Bernard80 said:

I am currently trying to steal an Art Deco penis from work.

WTF?

It will be mine.

I want it. Perfect "Best shagger in the world" trophy...or at least thats what I'd say it was

Never thought of that, I am a girl so it just cheered me up after I found in old stock and placed it on my desk. It is my last week at work though so I want to take it as a memento.

Am just about to do a reccy on the director’s office as he confiscated all the hard core buddha’s I had found as well

So you work in a porn statue/sex toy factory???

[Digga]

Bernard80 said:

The Hitman said:

Bernard80 said:

TVR Moneypit said:

Bernard80 said:

I am currently trying to steal an Art Deco penis from work.

WTF?

It will be mine.

I want it. Perfect "Best shagger in the world" trophy...or at least thats what I'd say it was

Never thought of that, I am a girl so it just cheered me up after I found in old stock and placed it on my desk. It is my last week at work though so I want to take it as a memento.

Am just about to do a reccy on the director’s office as he confiscated all the hard core buddha’s I had found as well

Art Deco buddha's?

Anyway, trivia.

This morning I was unable to find any of my Aldi running socks. I suspect a mix-up in the laundry but have yet to raid my wife's sock drawer for proof. Further investigation is required. I will not keep you posted.