Tally Ho...Advice Please...
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Say good by to choosing what you want to watch on tv.
Say hello to her choosing what you eat.
You will now have to put up with her when she gets in a piss, even going to a differant room is no escape.
Gone will be the days of lazing around in your boxers watching a bit of tv.
You will probably have to bring her when you go see your mates now, or she will accuse you of not thinking of her.
Have fun, I didn't!
Say hello to her choosing what you eat.
You will now have to put up with her when she gets in a piss, even going to a differant room is no escape.
Gone will be the days of lazing around in your boxers watching a bit of tv.
You will probably have to bring her when you go see your mates now, or she will accuse you of not thinking of her.
Have fun, I didn't!
ymwoods said:
Oh and if you decide to go out with the boys and she has not had a night out in a few weeks then she will put the latch on the door so that when you come home late you have to sleep in the garden. She will of course state that it was a "mistake". Evil b
h.
Enjoy your time in the kennel then? h.
You won't believe how much hair she leaves in the bath plughole, she won't keep up with your ironing so you will have to do some. Her garden is now your responsibility. The kitchen knives will be blunt and she'll have glass chopping boards.
But, you can change/live with those so good luck and I'm sure you'll both be fine.
But, you can change/live with those so good luck and I'm sure you'll both be fine.
But if you love each other, it'll be wonderful.
Eventually you will learn the secret facial expression that the rest of us use.
I can't tell you how to do it, that's a right of passage, but it has to convey
"Hello fellow male, yeah I know, I'm also stuck carrying the shopping bags while 'we' look for more shoes/bras/eyeliner*, and all because of last night, I mean, I thought foreplay ended when you got married, and of course I had to say 'what...of course I don't mind missing the football to come to Lakeside**"
You can say a lot with a glance and eyebrows.......never say it out loud though!
We are all prisoners!
Eventually you will learn the secret facial expression that the rest of us use.
I can't tell you how to do it, that's a right of passage, but it has to convey
"Hello fellow male, yeah I know, I'm also stuck carrying the shopping bags while 'we' look for more shoes/bras/eyeliner*, and all because of last night, I mean, I thought foreplay ended when you got married, and of course I had to say 'what...of course I don't mind missing the football to come to Lakeside**"
You can say a lot with a glance and eyebrows.......never say it out loud though!
We are all prisoners!
- delete as appropriate depending on the other half
- delete and insert any retail hell-hole designed to kill and testosterone that remained after 6 pints on a Friday.
HOGEPH said:
Great, free blowjobs on tap, and your dinner waiting on the table when you get in.
What could possibly go wrong?
I think the general consensous amoungst my group of mates is that you only get blowjobs in the 'honeymoon' stage of the relationship, after a while she wont bother unless its your birthday. What could possibly go wrong?
Cushions, I know it's been said before but watch for the cushions.
Especially the ones on the bed.
And candles (but not on the bed)
And endless baths.
And her calling her mother twice a day.
And the job lists.
Hers - Do ironing, cook dinner, hoover.
Your - Redecorate entire house, landscape garden, build extension
Which will be followed up by the I've done everything on my list and you've not even started yours.
Especially the ones on the bed.
And candles (but not on the bed)
And endless baths.
And her calling her mother twice a day.
And the job lists.
Hers - Do ironing, cook dinner, hoover.
Your - Redecorate entire house, landscape garden, build extension
Which will be followed up by the I've done everything on my list and you've not even started yours.
Bullett said:
Cushions, I know it's been said before but watch for the cushions.
Especially the ones on the bed.
And candles (but not on the bed)
And endless baths.
And her calling her mother twice a day.
And the job lists.
Hers - Do ironing, cook dinner, hoover.
Your - Redecorate entire house, landscape garden, build extension
Which will be followed up by the I've done everything on my list and you've not even started yours.
Blimey, I'm doing well. 6 years living together and not one of those applies... and she keeps asking if a V8 S5 or a 911 would be more fun when she can afford one....Especially the ones on the bed.
And candles (but not on the bed)
And endless baths.
And her calling her mother twice a day.
And the job lists.
Hers - Do ironing, cook dinner, hoover.
Your - Redecorate entire house, landscape garden, build extension
Which will be followed up by the I've done everything on my list and you've not even started yours.
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