I'm sorry? How much?!

[anonymous-user]

shakotan said:

Seems that the pussy is substantually cheaper than the crystal meth

[Garlick]

MRSNEAK said:

Guy I work with took clients for dinner, got hammered entered his pin as the tip......god that was an entertaining morning after !

I was out with a mate many years ago who, when pissed, took us all to lap-dancing bar in Brum and had us taken into the private room and got us all dances and champagne. We were drunk, but sober enough to attempt to tell him that the private room was a bad idea as the girls kept teling him that it was expensive, but he was having none of it despite us even attempting to drag him out.

Literally 40 mins later we're out of the door and he has a receipt for almost £1000 for his trouble.

In the morning he checked his wallet straight away and went white. That bill was within his means but only just, and it was all taken from a debit card too. It was a lot of cash back then.

Ahh the memories of being young...

[BarnatosGhost]

Steamer said:

Well if you will go to an all-you-can-eat with Rik Waller...

Why, do they charge him more?

[DonnyMac]

Symbolica said:

shakotan said:

Seems that the pussy is substantually cheaper than the crystal meth

Either way the margins weren’t good as they went bust last month

[blod]

Garlick said:

MRSNEAK said:

Guy I work with took clients for dinner, got hammered entered his pin as the tip......god that was an entertaining morning after !

I was out with a mate many years ago who, when pissed, took us all to lap-dancing bar in Brum and had us taken into the private room and got us all dances and champagne. We were drunk, but sober enough to attempt to tell him that the private room was a bad idea as the girls kept teling him that it was expensive, but he was having none of it despite us even attempting to drag him out.

Literally 40 mins later we're out of the door and he has a receipt for almost £1000 for his trouble.

In the morning he checked his wallet straight away and went white. That bill was within his means but only just, and it was all taken from a debit card too. It was a lot of cash back then.

Ahh the memories of being young...

Aerofoil?

[Maxf]

shakotan said:

And I thought crystal meth was a cheap drug

[hidetheelephants]

blod said:

Garlick said:

something funny

Aerofoil?

He's still alivehere?

[parapaul]

I'm sure Soovy posted a pic of a bar receipt of his own not long ago, totalling around £12,000.



Edit: It wasn't his own, and it wasn't £12,000. God, I'm st at this

Edited by parapaul on Tuesday 19th October 05:05

[cal72]

Was there a thread about a PH member who got hammerd and spent £2500?

[fatboy b]

I booked hotel the other week on the Scottish borders. While browsing the confirmation for the address, I noticed the cost. For a one night stay - £244922096. And I had to pay extra for another bed!

Edited by fatboy b on Tuesday 19th October 07:37

[ZesPak]

cal72 said:

Was there a thread about a PH member who got hammerd and spent £2500?

check for the "airofoil" comments in this thread.

Boy that was a good thread

@ the 3- and 6- liter bottles

[DickyC]

shakotan said:

But we were very, very drunk

[Original Poster]

ZesPak said:

cal72 said:

Was there a thread about a PH member who got hammerd and spent £2500?

check for the "airofoil" comments in this thread.

Boy that was a good thread

@ the 3- and 6- liter bottles

The 3 liter bottles are excellent!

[dogbucket]

No matter how rich I was, I think I would resent paying 10% service on a £30k bottle of plonk if they are just fetching it out of the cellar.

[DickyC]

dogbucket said:

No matter how rich I was, I think I would resent paying 10% service on a £30k bottle of plonk if they are just fetching it out of the cellar.

I understand they throw in a bag of scratchings.

[Original Poster]

DickyC said:

dogbucket said:

No matter how rich I was, I think I would resent paying 10% service on a £30k bottle of plonk if they are just fetching it out of the cellar.

I understand they throw in a bag of scratchings.

How big is the bag?

[snotrag]

sensa said:

Hope you've changed your PIN number...

Edited by sensa on Monday 18th October 17:11

Surprised no-one else has noticed that, such as easy trick there.

[DickyC]

Original Poster said:

DickyC said:

dogbucket said:

No matter how rich I was, I think I would resent paying 10% service on a £30k bottle of plonk if they are just fetching it out of the cellar.

I understand they throw in a bag of scratchings.

How big is the bag?

You have to go in for a spot of the old hard bargaining

[senor jones]

BarnatosGhost said:

Steamer said:

Well if you will go to an all-you-can-eat with Rik Waller...

Why, do they charge him more?

i thought that was the idea of an all-you-can-eat, set price no matter how much you can put away?

[hidetheelephants]

snotrag said:

sensa said:

Hope you've changed your PIN number...

Edited by sensa on Monday 18th October 17:11

Surprised no-one else has noticed that, such as easy trick there.

I'm probably earning myself a whoosh parrot, but where on the receipt does it print the PIN? Why would it, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to do?