The What Would You Do If You Were Invisible? Thread

[snowy slopes]

Having been lurking on youtube for a bit, i have changed my mind, i would spend all my time in janina wissler's shower

[GTIR]

Mobile Chicane said:

GTIR said:

Mobile Chicane said:

2. Presuming everything I touched would also become invisible, shoplifting in Harvey Nichols.

But then those items would be invisible too.

Not thought this through have you.

To anyone else but me, doh!

Matt Baker would be mine.

Mine...

:rubshandsanddribbleslasciviously:

Matt Baker?

The gay Blue Peter/One Show presenter?

Raise your standards a bit. Not a lot, just a bit.

[wainy]

chavs and pepper spray is all I can say.

Fun at the casino on the roulette tables just to annoy the punters

[W00DY]

Apart from the obvious 'everyone's a closet pervert stalker who would do disgusting things if the consequences weren't so bad' stuff I'd definitely love to fk with people I don't like.

I'd follow Adrian Chiles round and mess with his head and people around him, I'd throw his keys down the drain, throw spunk in his hair and maybe punch people he was behind. Nothing too crazy but enough to give him a mental breakdown.

[mybrainhurts]

W00DY said:

I'd definitely love to fk with people I don't like.

I'd follow Adrian Chiles round and mess with his head and people around him, I'd throw his keys down the drain, throw spunk in his hair and maybe punch people he was behind. Nothing too crazy but enough to give him a mental breakdown.

You sweet thing...

[Killer2005]

W00DY said:

I'd follow Adrian Chiles round and mess with his head and people around him, I'd throw his keys down the drain, throw spunk in his hair and maybe punch people he was behind. Nothing too crazy but enough to give him a mental breakdown.

I'd be doing similar things to this. Picking on someone and really screwing with their head for a day or so.

Then spend the rest of the day being a pervert

[Mazda Baiter]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

What WOULDN'T I do, lol!

This.

[toasty]

Killer2005 said:

W00DY said:

I'd follow Adrian Chiles round and mess with his head and people around him, I'd throw his keys down the drain, throw spunk in his hair and maybe punch people he was behind. Nothing too crazy but enough to give him a mental breakdown.

I'd be doing similar things to this. Picking on someone and really screwing with their head for a day or so.

Derren Brown would be a good target.

[parapaul]

snowy slopes said:

Go to all the big important state functions around the world, and tie everyone's shoelaces together. Or, the usual perverted things involving boobies and the like

Boobies would be WAY further up my list than shoelaces, I have to say. And general sneaking about.

[SlimRick]

It all depends on whether any DNA I left behind was visible

[qube_TA]

Wouldn't you have to walk about naked or would you have invisible clothes too?

If you ate something would that become invisible also? What about having a poo, how would you know you've wiped properly?

Clearly need to establish some ground rules up before I can answer this properly.

[Davie_GLA]

I've thought about this loads actually. And everything boils down to watching women. (if the feds are reading this i would only do this if i was invisible, not like, wee, where i can be seen)

Anyway - top of the list would be playing havoc with people. Think of the stuff you could do.

I'd just stand in the street and let people walk into me. The hilarity!

[GPT]

Things I would do have been largely covered here.

Something I wouldn't do is cover myself in bandages with only the eye holes cut out.

[cal72]

Haunt everybody i dislike starting with wonathon woss.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Stick my tongue out and put my twos up at the mrs.

[Justayellowbadge]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

What WOULDN'T I do, lol!

It is well understood by adepts of the Loafian school of philosophy that what you would not do is 'that'.

[Original Poster]

Pretty standard stuff I'd imagine, female changing rooms at the gym etc etc.

[piratekiller]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Stick my tongue out and put my twos up at the mrs.

Hardcore

[Chilli]

I have given this some thought for a couple of minutes, trying to come up with something original....and I failed.

Serious perving and robbing the odd bank just in case I turn 'normal' again.

[jp1982]

I'd use my new superpower for the good of humanity, fight crime...........











not really, revenge and perving!