Strange, but what has happened here?

[nonuts]

My guess is ripping them getting out of some car or other, and it being filmed?

[FeatherZ]

haha looked at twitter also, god damn germans.

[SystemParanoia]

i can see this being on the cover of next weeks head magazine ( while still been worn ) lol

[MattW]

Explosive curry related incident? I'm guessing they've been washed since......

Edited by MattW on Monday 29th November 20:49

[GTIR]

Getting the custard from the high cupboard you had a mishap as you're not as svelte as you once were?

[_Batty_]

You let Westfield build you some jeans?

[pestman77]

Maybe prep for a night out at the blue oyster bar??? LOL

[SystemParanoia]

_Batty_ said:

You let Westfield build you some jeans?

ba-dum-tish!

[Poledriver]

Did they get caught in a car door, or maybe a fanbelt?

[Conian]

jasonplato said:

those who know, dont spoil it, I will give clues tomorrow

JP

you said you'd do this thread tomorrow but you did it today
we want the clues today you cock teasing bd!
(too far?)

[cat220]

Looks like you had a good weekend! Pocket even ripped off aswell! Extreme sledging gone wrong?

[Rob_F]

Those kerazy Germans, nowt like going chapless amongst friends after a few Pilsners. Still, could have been worse - I remember when he took Coulthard unawares from behind....

Rob

[BIST0]

They were torn from you by an enormous German Shepherd Dog - the tips of whose ears can just be seen to the left of the photo.

[MikeSchumacher]

You'd better not drag me into this JP, I thought you were Rubens, honestly.

[obscene]

Clarkson tried fitting in them?

[550Hep]

MikeSchumacher said:

You'd better not drag me into this JP, I thought you were Rubens, honestly.

Honestly would have expected it to be your brother doing this to Jason rather than you... But hey you go girlfriend!

[zakelwe]

First you dismantle a Westfield with your bare hands and now your trousers. You must be Dr David Banner when not driving around.

Andy

PS My mate has in his bedroom a bashed up door from a Renault Laguna he stole out of a skip at Williams, apparently it was once yours.

[LocoBlade]

BIST0 said:

They were torn from you by an enormous German Shepherd Dog - the tips of whose ears can just be seen to the left of the photo.

End the sentence there and you may find you're not too far from the truth.

[550Hep]

LocoBlade said:

BIST0 said:

They were torn from you by an enormous German Shepherd Dog - the tips of whose ears can just be seen to the left of the photo.

End the sentence there and you may find you're not too far from the truth.

[SystemParanoia]

Sabine + wine =