So I just threw the TV out of the window...

So I just threw the TV out of the window...

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anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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Countdown said:
How does the 10 year old know his dad's username/password? scratchchin

I doubt a 10 year old who's just had a massive row with his dad is going to be defending the aforementioned dad on a motoring forum...
Well despite other posters insisteance that this incident actually happened I'll explain why I think it didn't.

1. The child was apparently using an iPhone while his dad slept off a bottle of vodka. This would mean one of three things happened.
a. He has an identical fingerprint as his dad.
b. He knows his dads passcode.
c. He used his comatose dads finger to unlock the phone.
I would say all of these are fairly unlikely/physiologically impossible.

2. The child states he was cowering under the duvet - this turns out to be untrue according to the OP.

3. The OP has a history of mental illness - please refer to his other posts on various threads.

4. The OP has a history of taking various uncontrolled drugs (E's, acid, plenty of spliff and shrooms).

I think all of the above make the whole story pretty unlikely and the OP not entirely reliable with the truth.


anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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boxxob said:
It is possible and fairly likely that a ten year old does know how to circumvent security. That is if the phone did indeed password lock between his dad falling asleep and him using it.
It is possible yes, apart from the fingerprint being identical (I hope we can agree on that smile)

With the above said, it looks like it was actually the childs iPhone, which would mean security would not have to be bypassed. Although he would have to know that his dad was on PH, and know his username and password.

Again, very unlikely. If a child was frightened, would he use his own iPhone to try and discuss the matter/swear a lot at strangers on a motoring forum?

I don't even know why I'm trying to explain this - it's all a bit ludicrous laugh

Vaud

50,960 posts

157 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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To be fair kids are pretty good at guessing / learning passwords. Probably only need to see him type is a few times to work it out. Or it's the same passwords as the wifi, etc.

TheOversteerLever

1,341 posts

215 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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This is properly fking weird.

ApOrbital

10,026 posts

120 months

Wednesday 8th February 2017
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rofl

twoblacklines

1,575 posts

163 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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TheExcession said:
Little Ex has been getting a bit bold recently.

In fact we had an argument last year where he was screaming his nuts off about not being allowed access to the tablet computer at bed time, so I removed the problem by smashing the tablet and slinging it out of the window.

'There you go mate - there is no tablet computer any more - so we are are never going to argue about that again'.

Tonight we had a similar argument, only this time it was PS4 vs bed time.

Daddy said "No", kid says "Why?" Daddy says "because I say so" - everything escalates, so Daddy just removes the problem and slings the telly out of window. Ouch.

"You can't play the PS now? So better you shut up and go to bed like I asked you".

My advice, don't give your kids so much free space that they think they own it, and also when they pop up trying to contradict you - don't be afraid to show them a real consequence.

Oh and, pitching a TV out of the window is a real "rock star" experience that you should all try one time in life.

Any one got a telly they want to sell me?
So you bring your children up with the lesson that a rage of unplanned violence just solves everything, right?


Vaud

50,960 posts

157 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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twoblacklines said:
a rage of unplanned violence just solves everything, right?
Is a rage of planned violence better? wink

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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MX5_Nuts said:
If it wasn't for threads like these, I probably would've been stuck with a kid by now so thanks smile
If you're basing your life choices on threads on PHs about some bloke chucking a telly through a window, I'd suggest having responsibility for children isn't for you really,

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 14th February 2017
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This is a Dennis Jedson thread ! Well done OP

Siracha

26 posts

92 months

Wednesday 15th February 2017
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You're either very smart... or incredibly stupid

twoblacklines

1,575 posts

163 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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Vaud said:
Is a rage of planned violence better? wink
Hypothetically, yes, by far!

So says Sun Tzu anyway.


zarjaz1991

3,570 posts

125 months

Thursday 16th February 2017
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I always thought I was a bit mental, until I read this thread. wtf?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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zarjaz1991 said:
I always thought I was a bit mental, until I read this thread. wtf?
Not so much a thread, more a march of the Progressives...

PH....sanctimony matters

Countdown

40,262 posts

198 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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God forbid that society progresses, it's been a sad day ever since the Neanderthals departed....

julian64

14,317 posts

256 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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yonex said:
You 'requsted'?

Well, you could have turned the internet off, removed the plug etc. All you have done is shown that you've got a bigger child in you. Now the poor little sod will be scared of you, as well as angry. Bit late now but try spending more time away from the video games with him/her and make daddy a friend rather than someone they fear and won't talk to. Speak at their height, lower your voice and tell them. Reasoning is for adults, children function from learned behaviour, including rage.
Just as I have you written off as a complete idiot, you come up with this post. I am somewhat shocked and impressed. You don't happen to have a large collection of monkeys and typewriters do you?

PoleDriver

28,689 posts

196 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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Countdown said:
God forbid that society progresses, it's been a sad day ever since the Neanderthals departed....
They still walk among us!

Cold

15,303 posts

92 months

Friday 17th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Countdown said:
God forbid that society progresses, it's been a sad day ever since the Neanderthals departed....
They still walk among us!
On all fours.

TheExcession

Original Poster:

11,669 posts

252 months

Saturday 18th February 2017
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Countdown said:
God forbid that society progresses, it's been a sad day ever since the Neanderthals departed....
Welcome to human kind. I threw a TV out, I already stated I lost my temper.

(sh)it happens.

TheExcession

Original Poster:

11,669 posts

252 months

Saturday 18th February 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
Not so much a thread, more a march of the Progressives...

PH....sanctimony matters
Does that mean you are agin me or with me? wink

(be careful now, I might fart again)

TheExcession

Original Poster:

11,669 posts

252 months

Saturday 18th February 2017
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Siracha said:
You're either very smart... or incredibly stupid
TBH - both of those, if that makes any sense. Other people are of the opinion that I'm very smart, my opinion is that it was a bit stupid.