Sean Connery Joke (Vol 5)

[snowy slopes]

sleep envy said:

snowy slopes said:

sleep envy said:

All this snow is great!

Francesca Anobile would have loved it.

You are a very very bad man

I thought that might have slipped through

Nope. I found an iffy one on sickipedia, and did post it briefly, but took it down before somebody moaned

[sleep envy]

snowy slopes said:

sleep envy said:

snowy slopes said:

sleep envy said:

All this snow is great!

Francesca Anobile would have loved it.

You are a very very bad man

I thought that might have slipped through

Nope. I found an iffy one on sickipedia, and did post it briefly, but took it down before somebody moaned

to be fair your username is, frankly, taking the piss!!

[snowy slopes]

sleep envy said:

snowy slopes said:

sleep envy said:

snowy slopes said:

sleep envy said:

All this snow is great!

Francesca Anobile would have loved it.

You are a very very bad man

I thought that might have slipped through

Nope. I found an iffy one on sickipedia, and did post it briefly, but took it down before somebody moaned

to be fair your username is, frankly, taking the piss!!

Why?? Because you have snow?? Or because of where i got the name from???

[sleep envy]

In the context of the joke

never mind...

[snowy slopes]

sleep envy said:

In the context of the joke

never mind...

I am having a really bad week, and i'm afriad subtlety goes right over my head at the minute, sorry the joke was wasted on me

[Ayahuasca]

StevieBee said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Order now for christmas - the new radio1 livelounge with the cover versions you never thought you'd hear;
Susan Boyle - Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
Stevie Wonder - I can see clearly now
Nick Griffin - Black or white
Katie Price - Like a virgin
Rihanna - Hit me baby one more time
Micheal Jackson - I'm forever blowing bubbles
Josef Fritzl - Love shack
Stephen Hawking - I'm still standing

Bob Crowe - Last Train to London

Liverpool Football Club - We are the Champions

The Los Angeles Police Department - Hit Me with your Rhythm Stick

The Metropolitan Police - Bang Bang, my Baby Shot Me Down

Gordon Brown - They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha ha!

[Vipers]

Don't swallow bubble gum



Apologies to the mods, if you think its inaproprait delete it by all means, but just made me chuckle.

Edited by Vipers on Wednesday 1st December 20:36

[nobodyknows]

Vipers said:

Don't swallow bubble gum



Apologies to the mods, if you think its inaproprait delete it by all means, but just made me chucckle.




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[Bebee]

Since it's snowed all my missus has done is look through the window! If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in!

[WestYorkie]

The English couple held ransom in Somalia are to release a DVD next week detailing their horrific ordeal. Cheeky tts want £19.99 for it!
I think I'll wait for the pirate copy.

[The Lukas]

Bebee said:

Since it's snowed all my missus has done is look through the window! If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in!

I've heard that before somewhere, but it still made me chuckle

[RupertTheFridge]

HereBeMonsters said:

RupertTheFridge said:

Amnesiacs .......... just think, only 3 more sleeps until Xmas

Quoted for stupidity, because you can't even copy and paste from sickipedia properly.

Cheers for the appreciation of my intelligence, I don't use sickipedia, I heard it from someone at work & thought it was funny, but thanks anyway!

[HereBeMonsters]

RupertTheFridge said:

HereBeMonsters said:

RupertTheFridge said:

Amnesiacs .......... just think, only 3 more sleeps until Xmas

Quoted for stupidity, because you can't even copy and paste from sickipedia properly.

Cheers for the appreciation of my intelligence, I don't use sickipedia, I heard it from someone at work & thought it was funny, but thanks anyway!

Did you really hear it like that?

Did you think perhaps that the amnesiacs would forget to go to sleep or something?

[Glassman]

RupertTheFridge said:

HereBeMonsters said:

RupertTheFridge said:

Amnesiacs .......... just think, only 3 more sleeps until Xmas

Quoted for stupidity, because you can't even copy and paste from sickipedia properly.

Cheers for the appreciation of my intelligence, I don't use sickipedia, I heard it from someone at work & thought it was funny, but thanks anyway!

[Pints]

The Lukas said:

Bebee said:

Since it's snowed all my missus has done is look through the window! If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in!

I've heard that before somewhere, but it still made me chuckle

You heard it a couple of pages back.

[Pints]

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

[snowy slopes]

RupertTheFridge said:

HereBeMonsters said:

RupertTheFridge said:

Amnesiacs .......... just think, only 3 more sleeps until Xmas

Quoted for stupidity, because you can't even copy and paste from sickipedia properly.

Cheers for the appreciation of my intelligence, I don't use sickipedia, I heard it from someone at work & thought it was funny, but thanks anyway!

Dont worry about it, its the weekly have a go at somebody on the joke thread, until they give up and go away

[HereBeMonsters]

snowy slopes said:

RupertTheFridge said:

HereBeMonsters said:

RupertTheFridge said:

Amnesiacs .......... just think, only 3 more sleeps until Xmas

Quoted for stupidity, because you can't even copy and paste from sickipedia properly.

Cheers for the appreciation of my intelligence, I don't use sickipedia, I heard it from someone at work & thought it was funny, but thanks anyway!

Dont worry about it, its the weekly have a go at somebody on the joke thread, until they get the point and realise that an amnesiac is not someone who has trouble sleeping. That's an insomniac.

EFA.

[sleep envy]

[snowy slopes]

See? Told you so