Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

[Moonhawk]

Mothersruin said:

Of course.

If a man is on his own in a forest and there is no one there to hear him... is it still his fault?

It is his fault that there is nobody there to hear him. He should have thought of that and taken somebody along.

[TheExcession]

Mothersruin said:

If a man is on his own in a forest and there is no one there to hear him... is it still his fault?

Genius observation.

Edited by TheExcession on Thursday 1st December 19:46

[anonymous-user]

TheExcession said:

Mothersruin said:

If a man is on his own in a forest and there is no one there to hear him... is it still his fault?

:rolf: Genius observation.

What's this "rolf" thing you have there?
Rolf, genius observation????????????????

[48k]

"That Gareth Southgate has just got the England manager's job"
"Yep"
"Quite a career change. Are England that st that a singer can now be the manager?"

• thinks*

"Are you thinking of Gareth Gates? Not Gareth Southgate?"

[TheExcession]

sleepera6 said:

TheExcession said:

Mothersruin said:

If a man is on his own in a forest and there is no one there to hear him... is it still his fault?

:rolf: Genius observation.

What's this "rolf" thing you have there?
Rolf, genius observation????????????????

Now might be a genius opportunity for you to delete your own post and then I'll delete this one

[stuttgartmetal]

wack said:

In Ikea looking at Christmas lights

She says, they look good

me, yeah but there's 2 sets and the display is only 2m wide so we'd need 4-5 sets to make it look like that

we wouldn't , it says a kilometer

what

a kilometer of lights

er, you know a kilometer is 1000 metres

why does it say kilometer then

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/lighting/decora...

Don't bother arguing
You'll be wrong.
Just don't
It says kilometre
They're a kilometre

Forget it
You'll lose.

[Einion Yrth]

stuttgartmetal said:

wack said:

In Ikea looking at Christmas lights

She says, they look good

me, yeah but there's 2 sets and the display is only 2m wide so we'd need 4-5 sets to make it look like that

we wouldn't , it says a kilometer

what

a kilometer of lights

er, you know a kilometer is 1000 metres

why does it say kilometer then

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/lighting/decora...

Don't bother arguing
You'll be wrong.
Just don't
It says kilometre
They're a kilometre

Forget it
You'll lose.

To be fair though, why choose to call something that is apparently 12.6 metres long "Kilometer", that's just asking for trouble, surely?

[anonymous-user]

TheExcession said:

sleepera6 said:

TheExcession said:

Mothersruin said:

If a man is on his own in a forest and there is no one there to hear him... is it still his fault?

:rolf: Genius observation.

What's this "rolf" thing you have there?
Rolf, genius observation????????????????

Now might be a genius opportunity for you to delete your own post and then I'll delete this one

i was kidding!

[wack]

stuttgartmetal said:

wack said:

In Ikea looking at Christmas lights

She says, they look good

me, yeah but there's 2 sets and the display is only 2m wide so we'd need 4-5 sets to make it look like that

we wouldn't , it says a kilometer

what

a kilometer of lights

er, you know a kilometer is 1000 metres

why does it say kilometer then

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/lighting/decora...

Don't bother arguing
You'll be wrong.
Just don't
It says kilometre
They're a kilometre

Forget it
You'll lose.

On holiday she saw a plaque , the sort you give as a gift , it said

I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right.

Fortunately it was the display one and he wouldn't sell it

[DUMBO100]

On a boat near Capetown "look over there, you can see whales!"

Her "I'm not falling for that trick, Wales is miles away!!!"

[Evangelion]

Einion Yrth said:

To be fair though, why choose to call something that is apparently 12.6 metres long "Kilometer", that's just asking for trouble, surely?

Yes, almost as silly as calling something that can NEVER have 100 legs a 'centipede.'

(Some idiot still did it though.)

[john2443]

Evangelion said:

Yes, almost as silly as calling something that can NEVER have 100 legs a 'centipede.'

(Some idiot still did it though.)

Perhaps it's called that because it's 100th of the size of a Pede?

[Usget]

48k said:

"That Gareth Southgate has just got the England manager's job"
"Yep"
"Quite a career change. Are England that st that a singer can now be the manager?"

• thinks*

"Are you thinking of Gareth Gates? Not Gareth Southgate?"

[slipstream 1985]

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Did she design the bismarcks rudder?

[Nom de ploom]

seen on facebook....

"my wife wanted to put christmas decorations in every room in the house. I said no way. so we reached a compromise...and we have christmas decorations in every room in the house"

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Yesterday. Sarah; the (new a week ago) car isn't responding well, and the peddles aren't going down properly, now I know why he was selling it!

Me, took it down the road, removed rubber mats from beneath the pedals. Jesus H Christ.....

[glenrobbo]

brrapp said:

Usget said:

Oldandslow said:

Watching It was alright in the 90's. Subject of music came up and the song Ebeneezer Goode was mentioned.

I commented it was quite funny how we all thought it was great at the time because of all the drug references.
Her "What drug references?"
After a repeated chorus of E's are good and a bit of rhyming slang she twigged and then I asked what she'd thought it was all about.
"Well, you know, that guy Ebeneezer Goode".
What guy?
"I don't know"

I was waiting for her to reference A Christmas Carol

Goode King Wenceslas?

Or "Away in a Manger"?

[morgs_]

48k said:

"That Gareth Southgate has just got the England manager's job"
"Yep"
"Quite a career change. Are England that st that a singer can now be the manager?"

• thinks*

"Are you thinking of Gareth Gates? Not Gareth Southgate?"

Some would argue that she has a point.

DUMBO100 said:

On a boat near Capetown "look over there, you can see whales!"

Her "I'm not falling for that trick, Wales is miles away!!!"

Enjoyed that one. Perhaps a little bit of boy and wolf?

[TedMaul]

Einion Yrth said:

stuttgartmetal said:

wack said:

In Ikea looking at Christmas lights

She says, they look good

me, yeah but there's 2 sets and the display is only 2m wide so we'd need 4-5 sets to make it look like that

we wouldn't , it says a kilometer

what

a kilometer of lights

er, you know a kilometer is 1000 metres

why does it say kilometer then

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/products/lighting/decora...

Don't bother arguing
You'll be wrong.
Just don't
It says kilometre
They're a kilometre

Forget it
You'll lose.

To be fair though, why choose to call something that is apparently 12.6 metres long "Kilometer", that's just asking for trouble, surely?

http://sniffpetrol.com/wp-content/uploads/spadikea.jpg

[InfoRetrieval]

Was at work the other day and received a call from the wife:

Her: I'm in the supermarket car park and the car won't lock
Me: OK don't worry... <thinks> Have you left one of the doors open?
Her: I've checked them all - what am I going to do? I can't leave the car unlocked!
Me: Have you tried putting the key in the door and turning it?
Her: <pause> Will that work? Hey, don't laugh at me, that's not funny...