Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

Most cringeworthy thread you have ever read?

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ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

182 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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At risk of getting this thread back on topic...

Over in the watch forum, someone has just said:

Someone said:
I never tire of looking through that crystal at the movement. Sheer class.
Whilst someone else has started a thread about seeing 'a spotty oik' working in Waitrose whilst wearing a particular expensive watch and has got a bit angry about it.

And back on our old favourite F1 thread we have:

Someone else said:
I think I remember reading on one of these threads about what you (flemke) thought of Volvo's or something, and went on to say how your dad always wanted one but couldn't afford one. I then put yourself into my "decent chap" section, but that answer there about the watches is utterly superb, probably one of the best things I have ever read. laugh

Triumph Man

8,725 posts

170 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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ManFromDelmonte said:
At risk of getting this thread back on topic...

Over in the watch forum, someone has just said:

Someone said:
I never tire of looking through that crystal at the movement. Sheer class.
Whilst someone else has started a thread about seeing 'a spotty oik' working in Waitrose whilst wearing a particular expensive watch and has got a bit angry about it.

And back on our old favourite F1 thread we have:

Someone else said:
I think I remember reading on one of these threads about what you (flemke) thought of Volvo's or something, and went on to say how your dad always wanted one but couldn't afford one. I then put yourself into my "decent chap" section, but that answer there about the watches is utterly superb, probably one of the best things I have ever read. laugh
The fact he's used "yourself" is bad enough, and that's before the rimming...

BrabusMog

20,247 posts

188 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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No way is that a serious post, well, at least I really hope it isn't.

Triumph Man

8,725 posts

170 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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ManFromDelmonte said:
Whilst someone else has started a thread about seeing 'a spotty oik' working in Waitrose whilst wearing a particular expensive watch and has got a bit angry about it.
Christ, he makes a cringey enough point, then says "seriously though" and makes the same point again! I hate this "just because somebody works in a shop they can't have nice things." Or "It must be fake".

HereBeMonsters

14,180 posts

184 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
pits said:
flemke said:
Pommygranite said:
Flemke, all this talk of watches - are you a 'watch' person and what watch/watches do you have and wear daily?
My watch is an icon on my mobile phone.
I think I remember reading on one of these threads about what you (flemke) thought of Volvo's or something, and went on to say how your dad always wanted one but couldn't afford one. I then put yourself into my "decent chap" section, but that answer there about the watches is utterly superb, probably one of the best things I have ever read. laugh
"Oh Flemke, please toss me off!"
I really wanted to ask why a phone is seen as a replacement for a watch (I would hate having to get a phone out of my pocket every time I wanted to know the time) but I fear I would get shot down by his band of lovebugs.

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

166 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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He'll obviously have a Nokia 3210 that got a small crack on the corner but it still works so why change it.

Everyone will then go raid their drawers to show him that they have similar phones etc etc someone will have all the serial numbers and copies of original contracts and owners details...

BrabusMog

20,247 posts

188 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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MajorProblem said:
He'll obviously have a Nokia 3210 that got a small crack on the corner but it still works so why change it.
Which poses the question; what case for the Nokia, Flemke? Would you consider swapping the keypad to an aftermarket one, or do you feel the keyboard Nokia built for the phone was the absolute best one for the job?

H22observer

784 posts

129 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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ManFromDelmonte said:
At risk of getting this thread back on topic...

Over in the watch forum, someone has just said:

Someone said:
I never tire of looking through that crystal at the movement. Sheer class.
Whilst someone else has started a thread about seeing 'a spotty oik' working in Waitrose whilst wearing a particular expensive watch and has got a bit angry about it.
I enjoyed reading that. laugh

I loved the assumption that he probably wasn't a pleb and had a rich family. laugh

trashbat

6,006 posts

155 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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Not as sad as his atrocious misuse of 'yourself'. Have him killed.

ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

182 months

Thursday 7th August 2014
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swerni said:
flemke said:
Other things being equal, I'd rather take my chances with normal people..
We aren't worthy wink

tenpenceshort

32,880 posts

219 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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I note with delicious irony that Flemke doesn't much care for expensive watches. This has somewhat deflated some of the disciples. I imagine that without delay their Oyster Perpetuals are now adorning Ebay rather than their wrists and hasty trips to Argos arranged to purchase the latest £20 Casio.

selym

9,548 posts

173 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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On the waitrose watch thread, someone has managed to 'bond' with a watch since day one. An impressive feat!

0llie

3,010 posts

198 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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Sorry to bring the flemke thread up again, but...

Peloton25 said:
I think it really depends on your perspective of watches - if you see it only as a tool for telling time (an opinion I happen to share with flemke)
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tenpenceshort

32,880 posts

219 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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Can you imagine if Peloton's obsession was with Seiko watches...

"Well serial number YY43398824004VCHN was last seen on the wrist of G Cheeseman of Oswestry, which he bought from Beaverbrooks in Shrewsbury in April 2010. The strap was changed to a leatherette in cowbum brown some time in 2011 by the current owner"

FredClogs

14,041 posts

163 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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Can I just clarify that Flemke is not Rowan Atkinson?

longshot

3,286 posts

200 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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I'm a little confused.
Do these disciples come with the Mclaren? If I bought one would I get a set of them too?


BrabusMog

20,247 posts

188 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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tenpenceshort said:
Can you imagine if Peloton's obsession was with Seiko watches...

"Well serial number YY43398824004VCHN was last seen on the wrist of G Cheeseman of Oswestry, which he bought from Beaverbrooks in Shrewsbury in April 2010. The strap was changed to a leatherette in cowbum brown some time in 2011 by the current owner"
hehe But you forgot

8>)

or whatever the fk that thing is that he does!

Studio117

4,250 posts

193 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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longshot said:
I'm a little confused.
Do these disciples come with the Mclaren? If I bought one would I get a set of them too?
They would be bowing and masturbating(thanks bsr) before you could say v12.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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FredClogs said:
Can I just clarify that Flemke is not Rowan Atkinson?
You are correct

vonuber

17,868 posts

167 months

Friday 8th August 2014
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Can someone explain to me who exactly flemke is and why he has such attention? Is it purely 'guy owns car'?
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