Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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Monkeylegend said:
Vipers said:
Only five comments, thanks guys, I must be getting better
I don't mind the extra line, keep them coming.Warning offensive...
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Say what you want about pedophiles but they do drive slower through school zones.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Hugh Jarse said:
Monkeylegend said:
Vipers said:
Only five comments, thanks guys, I must be getting better
I don't mind the extra line, keep them coming.Hugh Jarse said:
Warning offensive...
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Say what you want about pedophiles but they do drive slower through school zones.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
Four from four. Excellent stuff.My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Say what you want about pedophiles but they do drive slower through school zones.
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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