Describe your wife

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Lemmonie

6,314 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny

Pixel Pusher

10,197 posts

160 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Lemmonie said:
Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny
laugh

Good answer.

Wacky Racer

38,237 posts

248 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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chibbard said:
My wife is one of the best around. Here is a snippet from the text I received while at the motorcycle live show on Sunday "have fun, treat yourself if you see something nice".
Was it at an auto jumble full of old rusty junk?......hehe

Adam B

27,370 posts

255 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Beautiful
Honest and principled
Loving and a great cook
Never let's me get away with anything
Thus hard bloody work, but I deserve a kick up the arse sometimes


Edited by Adam B on Wednesday 3rd December 08:43

trackdemon

12,202 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Highly amused at folks listing sexual compatibilities. Do a bunch of internet folks really need to know these things? Is it aimed at the still-living-at-mums-never-had-a-girlfriend set? hehe

AClownsPocket

899 posts

160 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Perfect and a fking nightmare in equal measure.

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

165 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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p1esk said:
Yes, and although it's now 55 years since our first date, she still has that pretty girl look. Quite remarkable. smile
funny you should say that.I was talking to an old boy who is in his 80's.
We were discussing how at 18 a 50 year old woman would go unnoticed even less a 60 year old etc. But as you have mentioned we seem to find woman of our own age group attractive and sexy regardless of age...just an obsevation

Adam B

27,370 posts

255 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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Flip Martian said:
I'm definitely punching above my weight (apologies for my gurning mug in this one). We're both 50 but we try to stay in shape - her in the gym, me by being ill laugh . She's my best friend, likes much of the same music I do, she's the most honest person I know, has an incredibly bad temper and short fuse sometimes but is the one I really and truly connected with - we met late in life and its for keeps. Still has a great body, matched by her talents in the bedroom and the kitchen (she's a great cook, too).

She hates driving herself and hates it when I drive fast. Especially when she's in the Camaro with me as its LHD. She constantly tells me how to drive too, which really does drive me nuts. But that doesn't spoil things; we both felt quite quickly we'd met our soul mate and nearly 5 years on, that hasn't changed one iota.

She reminds me of Helen Mirren, which has got to be a damn good thing

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Look, I know PH has changed a lot since it was all TVRs around here, and some new people have joined who have never even owned a TVR, but still, there used to be principles, rules of PH, that didn't have to be spelt out because everyone just somehow knew them. And this thread is definitely breaking the third rule.

robm3

4,930 posts

228 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Ayahuasca said:
Look, I know PH has changed a lot since it was all TVRs around here, and some new people have joined who have never even owned a TVR, but still, there used to be principles, rules of PH, that didn't have to be spelt out because everyone just somehow knew them. And this thread is definitely breaking the third rule.
I think you'll find PH has evolved from the (glory?) days of being a TVR owners website.

Much like Australia used to be inhabited by Aboriginals but now it's predominantly Europeans.

The rules have been rewritten. Enjoy or ignore but don't, for goodness sake, get upset. That is life wobble


drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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anonymous said:
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Not sure if the top picture is a brew or a very mucky sex pond/hot tub.

Monkeylegend

26,531 posts

232 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Ayahuasca said:
Look, I know PH has changed a lot since it was all TVRs around here, and some new people have joined who have never even owned a TVR, but still, there used to be principles, rules of PH, that didn't have to be spelt out because everyone just somehow knew them. And this thread is definitely breaking the third rule.
Does that include plagiarism?

Spanglepants

1,743 posts

138 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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I thought it was some sort of pond as well, now you've pointed it out its looks like a different mug! To be serious though the fella i work with has a wife who does literally everything for him and in the house. Sorts the cars, decorating the lot out.
If he's ever off sick from work the standard response is thats she's got him sat on her lap rubbing his back and winding him with gripe water. ( not aimed at the poster above)



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PoleDriver

28,655 posts

195 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Mine can be REALLY hard work at times but I don't know how I would face life without her!

Shnozz

27,543 posts

272 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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rohrl said:
Just like my girlfriend that accompanied me on a 3,000 mile road trip. Quiet, well behaved, didn't back seat drive or give wrong directions and a handy way to store the bottle of JD en route.


chibbard

1,554 posts

261 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
chibbard said:
My wife is one of the best around. Here is a snippet from the text I received while at the motorcycle live show on Sunday "have fun, treat yourself if you see something nice".
Was it at an auto jumble full of old rusty junk?......hehe
Haha, Nope and I came back with a pair of Knox Handroid gloves.

TheDoggingFather

17,118 posts

207 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Lemmonie said:
Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny
A freak in the bed too, so I understand.

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Gretchen

19,057 posts

217 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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TheDoggingFather said:
Lemmonie said:
Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny
A freak in the bed too, so I understand.

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I would.




Monkeythree

512 posts

230 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Japveesix said:
Thankyou4calling said:
Same as my car.

Sleek black bodywork
Great rear end
Purrs when turned on.
Responsive to the touch
Looks good topless
Dual airbags
Covered in Black leather
Expensive to maintain
Enjoys being taken for a ride.
Mine too:

Small
Cheap to run
Comfortably fits two but not four
Exhaust barely makes a noise
Neat little glove box
Some minor body damage
Chunky bumper on the rear
Speakers make too much noise
Bit of a firm ride but always entertaining
Looks a bit too chavvy for someone my age
A bit dirty
2 in the front and 2 in the back at a squeeze?

TheDoggingFather

17,118 posts

207 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Gretchen said:
TheDoggingFather said:
Lemmonie said:
Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny
A freak in the bed too, so I understand.

cloud9
I would.
I see, a quick trip to the loo is clearly in order, I maybe sometime. Or not.