Damsel in distress!

[Jonny671]

Mr Will said:

Jonny671 said:

We got told off for this last time...

...and you'll get told off for it again if you don't pack it in!

I'm sorry!

Was just warning them

[Sabz86]

Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size... purely for the fact that I am a guy! Haha, had you all fooled! XD

None of you have guessed right. I'm afraid you'll have to assume I don't have any... either that or they're too big to fit in a bra!

And as for my boyfriend who did attempt to defend me against you wreched PHeading petrol heads; I have no intention of changing him... unless a new model is released of course.

A TVR maybe on the horizon and of course I'm sure he'll be showing it off at one of the PH events, if not the next. And then you can all forget about me... :-(

P.s. I am filthy... «Now where did I put that custard...?» TO THE BATHROOM CUPBOARD!!! >>>>>

[UncleRic]

Sabz86 said:

Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size...

She's right. She takes a small t-shirt size (I've been stalking her since she first posted...)

I'll go in with a 32C.

[Sabz86]

UncleRic said:

Sabz86 said:

Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size...

She's right. She takes a small t-shirt size (I've been stalking her since she first posted...)

I'll go in with a 32C.

Why UncleRic, this simply will not do. I am.....

NOT a 32C! Ha! Take that «points»

You were wrong!

About this stalking business... how's that come about? Whats my Tshirt size?

[UncleRic]

Sabz86 said:

UncleRic said:

Sabz86 said:

Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size...

She's right. She takes a small t-shirt size (I've been stalking her since she first posted...)

I'll go in with a 32C.

Why UncleRic, this simply will not do. I am.....

NOT a 32C! Ha! Take that.

You were wrong!

About this stalking business... how's that come about? Whats my Tshirt size?

This..

Sabz86 also said:

PH Show - went, had fun, wanted to come home with a souvenir. I chose a PH long sleeved T-shirt.

DID.I.GET.IT? NO!

They had sold out of small. Only large left.

Was it just me or did I see more skinny girls there than I did big women?

So, I was told I'd get my X-small T-shirt next month ONLINE! I hope that this is true. I will cry if I do not get my T-shirt!

OH!! X-Small..

30c it is then.

[Alexdaredevilz]

AJS- said:

Jonny671 said:

AJS- said:

Jonny671 said:

Sabz86 said:

G20 said:

Jonny671 said:

Dave200 said:

AJS- said:

Jonny671 said:

c4ScooperS said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Sabz86 said:

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

So how big are your knockers?

Does anybody have an answer to this question...? FWIW my guess is 32D.

That'd be nice

I'm going, 34D..

I'm going with 32C. Unless that's an extra large can of custard.

I'll bid 36C. Wide around the back, with average droopage.

Wonder if we'll get an answer for this.. Wheres Arese when you need him, he was using the seductive voice on LadyHayles yesterday

Edited by Jonny671 on Thursday 5th August 13:54

38BB

I swear some of you are just throwing random numbers and letters together.

I'm sure BB isn't an actual thing is it.. I was just keeping quiet to not look like a gheyer.

Let us know when we're getting close eh.

So come on then Sabz, who is closest?

Just found this..

Sunday 22nd August 2010 PH Sunday Service at Rolls Royce (194 attendees) Possibly S60 T5 or TVR Chim - depending if [i]Boyfriend changes.[/b]

We may never know now, keyword in italics..

Unless he does get the TVR, then he can come on here and tell us himself?

Im open to bribes

[SteveNorthEast]

Alexdaredevilz said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Sabz86 said:

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

So how big are your knockers?

Im open to bribes

Hi Alex :waves:

I was just wondering ....like...bigger than a B cup?

[Jonny671]

SteveNorthEast said:

Alexdaredevilz said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Sabz86 said:

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

So how big are your knockers?

Im open to bribes

Hi Alex :waves:

I was just wondering ....like...bigger than a B cup?

I'm still going D like.

Oh, Hi Alex!

Edited by Jonny671 on Thursday 5th August 21:44

[Silent1]

28B/C

[Petrolhead_Rich]

becksW said:

Agree with above, not that I recall ever being called a bint! - must be doing something wrong. Usually get a few comments when I refer to my job though see recent Pistonheads - animals matter threads for an example!!

Bint with a Job?

Oops, did i just pop your Bint Cherry

Sabz86 said:

Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size... purely for the fact that I am a guy! Haha, had you all fooled! XD

None of you have guessed right. I'm afraid you'll have to assume I don't have any... either that or they're too big to fit in a bra!

And as for my boyfriend who did attempt to defend me against you wreched PHeading petrol heads; I have no intention of changing him... unless a new model is released of course.

A TVR maybe on the horizon and of course I'm sure he'll be showing it off at one of the PH events, if not the next. And then you can all forget about me... :-(

P.s. I am filthy... «Now where did I put that custard...?» TO THE BATHROOM CUPBOARD!!! >>>>>

Can we have a better picture to guess from?
Anyone got a few quid to bribe alex, maybe a spare TVR

[Famous Graham]

She could be a dwarf wielding a catering size tin of Ambrosia and take a 21A.

Or maybe a giant, with a single serving and taking a 56PP.

ETA - I got the tin sizes the wrong way around. But you take my point.

Edited by Famous Graham on Thursday 5th August 21:47

[dfen5]

I see freckles.



Careful fellas, could be a G.I.D (Ginge In Disguise).

[Silent1]

RonnieP said:

Well done for standing your ground - custard pic was so unexpecteD.. any chance of anyone doing something equally daring ?? - Silent1 or 2???

What?

If you're suggesting i pose with a tin of custard then no, plenty of people on here know me.

[JB!]

read the last few pages and had a chuckle...

then went back to page one, and read the OP...

how the hell did this go from writing crappy literature about gays and haribo to boobs and custard????

[big dub]

JB! said:

how the hell did this go from writing crappy literature about gays and haribo to boobs and custard????

C'mon, are you REALLY that shocked! I'm only shocked it took so long. The other thing that shocked me was Silent1, words fail me as to how rude he was to Sabz, shocked.

[JB!]

big dub said:

JB! said:

how the hell did this go from writing crappy literature about gays and haribo to boobs and custard????

C'mon, are you REALLY that shocked! I'm only shocked it took so long.

nah.

just gutted there isnt an "after" pic

[Silent1]

big dub said:

JB! said:

how the hell did this go from writing crappy literature about gays and haribo to boobs and custard????

C'mon, are you REALLY that shocked! I'm only shocked it took so long. The other thing that shocked me was Silent1, words fail me as to how rude he was to Sabz, shocked.

You what?
Matter of fact and to the point yes but I don't think I was actually rude.
If you really feel that way click the report link and air your concerns with the moderators but unless you can point out what I did wrong in your eyes

[WEHGuy]

grumbledoak said:

Sabz86 said:

'I like working with Grant because...'

...a bender won't stare at my tits.

[AJS-]

Alexdaredevilz said:

AJS- said:

Everyone said:

Everything about Sabz tits

Unless he does get the TVR, then he can come on here and tell us himself?

Im open to bribes

Got the TVR yet?

[Alexdaredevilz]

AJS- said:

Alexdaredevilz said:

AJS- said:

Everyone said:

Everything about Sabz tits

Unless he does get the TVR, then he can come on here and tell us himself?

Im open to bribes

Got the TVR yet?

Not yet, got my eyes on a couple, trying to find a 4.3 in my budget