Match.com (Volume 6)

Match.com (Volume 6)

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Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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Fidgits said:
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And taken by different guys that ploughed it before she used the photos for the next client, sorry, boyfriend wink
As long as he straps a plank to his arse before he dives on in he'll be OK.


Pebbles167

3,515 posts

153 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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The last girl to send me pics as saucy as that (and worse.. much much worse) was 16. In fairness I was 13 so I think that makes it ok.

You're in for a lot of fun smile

Thankyou4calling

10,626 posts

174 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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I can't see how Gretchen can tell not only where the woman buys her T Shirts, the brand of knickers she is in and that she is frigid all from a couple of casual photos.

To my mind most people who take photos of themselves to send yo strangers don't study the bedding they are on or the doles of their shoes.

They are taken and sent to tutti late and to my mind these do the job well.

If they dropped into my inbox I'd be getting on travelodge.com sharpish, might even push the boat out and go for the Premiere inn :-)

Fidgits

17,202 posts

230 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
I can't see how Gretchen can tell not only where the woman buys her T Shirts, the brand of knickers she is in and that she is frigid all from a couple of casual photos.

To my mind most people who take photos of themselves to send yo strangers don't study the bedding they are on or the doles of their shoes.

They are taken and sent to tutti late and to my mind these do the job well.

If they dropped into my inbox I'd be getting on travelodge.com sharpish, might even push the boat out and go for the Premiere inn :-)
You are missing the key point, she didn't take these photos...

Condi

17,333 posts

172 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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Fidgits said:
You are missing the key point, she didn't take these photos...
That was my first observation.



Okay, maybe second.


But they're not the sort of selfie nude you usually expect to receive from some horny 20 year old.

Feirny

2,532 posts

148 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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I'm enjoying Gretchen's views, keep them coming!

SpunkyGlory

2,323 posts

166 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Those pictures aren't saucy in the slightest, it just looks like she's got back from the shops and collapsed on the bed.

Yawn.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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anonymous said:
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Yet.

Can't believe he posted the pics! Good effort laugh

She's pretty vanilla but I'll bet she has some pink fluffy cuffs to clip round the sexy pine headboard thingy.




steveo3002

10,558 posts

175 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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did you get any more pics? will she do requests?

hajaba123

1,307 posts

176 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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steveo3002 said:
did you get any more pics? will she do requests?
Custard pose and she wins the thread!

shakotan

10,729 posts

197 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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anonymous said:
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The question is, who's taking the photos? Not exactly sexy selfies are they.

Gretchen

19,061 posts

217 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Fidgits said:
Thankyou4calling said:
I can't see how Gretchen can tell not only where the woman buys her T Shirts, the brand of knickers she is in and that she is frigid all from a couple of casual photos.

To my mind most people who take photos of themselves to send yo strangers don't study the bedding they are on or the doles of their shoes.

They are taken and sent to tutti late and to my mind these do the job well.

If they dropped into my inbox I'd be getting on travelodge.com sharpish, might even push the boat out and go for the Premiere inn :-)
You are missing the key point, she didn't take these photos...
Most phones have timer aps on them. If someone else is taking the pics it's her best friend or her kid. No man I know would be turned on by that tbh. Except maybe my Dad


So if you if Thankyou4calling received a 'saucy' photo and their was dirty washing on the floor, kids running around in the background, laundry on a radiator etc you'd be 'on it'? You have a lot to learn!


One thing for the (definitely not in her 20s) lady in the pics as that she at least looks clean and tidy.



BrabusMog

20,235 posts

187 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Gretchen said:
Most phones have timer aps on them. If someone else is taking the pics it's her best friend or her kid. No man I know would be turned on by that tbh. Except maybe my Dad


So if you if Thankyou4calling received a 'saucy' photo and their was dirty washing on the floor, kids running around in the background, laundry on a radiator etc you'd be 'on it'? You have a lot to learn!


One thing for the (definitely not in her 20s) lady in the pics as that she at least looks clean and tidy.
I can picture the sneer/look of disgust on your face as you're typing hehe

Thankyou4calling

10,626 posts

174 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Gretchen said:
Most phones have timer aps on them. If someone else is taking the pics it's her best friend or her kid. No man I know would be turned on by that tbh. Except maybe my Dad


So if you if Thankyou4calling received a 'saucy' photo and their was dirty washing on the floor, kids running around in the background, laundry on a radiator etc you'd be 'on it'? You have a lot to learn!


One thing for the (definitely not in her 20s) lady in the pics as that she at least looks clean and tidy.
Gretchen. You are correct, I do have a lot to learn and I'm happy for you to teach me :-)

I'm definitely of the "Every holes a goal" school of dating though I've hit plenty of high spots as well as plumbed the depths.

I just felt the pics were being over analysed (checks spelling) and we were reading way too much into them.

The ones I've received, and there have been plenty, haven't generally had dirty washing and kids toys on view but hey, if it were a barren period I wouldn't care.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
The ones I've received, and there have been plenty
This is an opportunity for thread gold. If not the actual pics - MS Paint.

BrabusMog

20,235 posts

187 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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So glad I don't have to go through profiles like this on Tinder/POF etc laugh

Gretchen, could we get your opinion on the hair style?


Gretchen

19,061 posts

217 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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BrabusMog said:
So glad I don't have to go through profiles like this on Tinder/POF etc laugh

Gretchen, could we get your opinion on the hair style?

Truthfully? I love that Alexandria is confident to be who they want to be. Expressive and open. I'd be happy to drink with them.



Pebbles167

3,515 posts

153 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Fine if you want to do that, but the text is pretty grim. If a girl spoke like that I wouldn't be interested.

Perhaps thw kind of person who'd want to start something with this guy would like that kind of profile?

Gretchen

19,061 posts

217 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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I had another Tinder date Saturday night, I'm seeing him again but not until December. I've got another date tomorrow night with the pro footballer (he asked!) and a date at the weekend with someone else. I've enough to occupy myself at least until the end of the year. So have deleted my Tinder account. Thankfully none of them have kids and all have professional jobs/decent cars so it's easy to remember them wink

Gretchen

19,061 posts

217 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Pebbles167 said:
Fine if you want to do that, but the text is pretty grim. If a girl spoke like that I wouldn't be interested.

Perhaps thw kind of person who'd want to start something with this guy would like that kind of profile?
There's a moral to that story...
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