Match.com (Volume 6)

[spikey78]

I had a girlfriend who was like that plain Jane in the photos. She was absolute dynamite, would recommend

[Thankyou4calling]

Gretchen said:

I had another Tinder date Saturday night, I'm seeing him again but not until December. I've got another date tomorrow night with the pro footballer (he asked!) and a date at the weekend with someone else. I've enough to occupy myself at least until the end of the year. So have deleted my Tinder account. Thankfully none of them have kids and all have professional jobs/decent cars so it's easy to remember them

Hang on a minute! Surely you can find time to teach me a lesson Gretchen?

Squeeze me into your busy schedule :-)

[Pebbles167]

Serious question.

Do i need any special equipment if i'm heading off on a date with a ginger? A precourse of anti viral meds, or an emergency disguise or something?

[Gretchen]

Thankyou4calling said:

Hang on a minute! Surely you can find time to teach me a lesson Gretchen?

Squeeze me into your busy schedule :-)

Depends. How old/fit are you?

[Willy Nilly]

Wife Trader

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[hajaba123]

Pebbles167 said:

Serious question.

Do i need any special equipment if i'm heading off on a date with a ginger? A precourse of anti viral meds, or an emergency disguise or something?

they're filth, just be ready for the ride of your life

[Davey S2]

Pebbles167 said:

Serious question.

Do i need any special equipment if i'm heading off on a date with a ginger? A precourse of anti viral meds, or an emergency disguise or something?

Don't take her out if its raining. Gingers smell like damp dogs when they get wet.

[steveo3002]

Pebbles167 said:

Serious question.

Do i need any special equipment if i'm heading off on a date with a ginger? A precourse of anti viral meds, or an emergency disguise or something?

try not to gasp when she shows you her front bottom

[Pebbles167]

Some good advice here people, I'll let you know the score by the end of tonight.

[xjay1337]

Pebbles167 said:

Some good advice here people, I'll let you know the score by the end of tonight.

I hope you log on from the post-shag cuddles and say "Great success"

As for that other bird a couple of pages back, I would.

And it doesn't matter if she took them for some other guy. If you want a quicky, wrap that sticky. Happy days.
Probably has self esteem issues. So what.

Depends if you are looking for long term partnership or a short term shag.

I think if you are trying to get over a previous relationship or just find yourself then an uncomplicated quick shag for a few weeks sort of relationship does you the world of good.

Did for me!

[BuzzBravado]

hajaba123 said:

Pebbles167 said:

Serious question.

Do i need any special equipment if i'm heading off on a date with a ginger? A precourse of anti viral meds, or an emergency disguise or something?

they're filth, just be ready for the ride of your life

Couldn't agree more.

[andy-xr]

Greenish said:

She is deffo my cup of tea, girl next door which is what I go for and a lovely looking curvy arse!

I'm sorry, but the person who sent these probably isnt the person you're looking at in the photos.

[soad]

Davey S2 said:

Pebbles167 said:

Serious question.

Do i need any special equipment if i'm heading off on a date with a ginger? A precourse of anti viral meds, or an emergency disguise or something?

Don't take her out if its raining. Gingers smell like damp dogs when they get wet.

[Thankyou4calling]

Gretchen said:

Depends. How old/fit are you?

49 years young and a very powerfully built multiple company director.

And you?

[Council Baby]

Thankyou4calling said:

49 years young and a very powerfully built multiple company director.

And you?

37 but only the one company.

Sorry I don't think we have a future together xx

[Thankyou4calling]

Council Baby said:

37 but only the one company.

Sorry I don't think we have a future together xx

I disagree. I've always felt a bond with you, I accept I'm more mature but I'm an old dog you can definitely teach a new trick to :-)

Welcome back and where have you been?

[Council Baby]

Thankyou4calling said:

I disagree. I've always felt a bond with you, I accept I'm more mature but I'm an old dog you can definitely teach a new trick to :-)

Welcome back and where have you been?

Working mate, very little spare time these days unfortunately.

My bird now lives with me so no decent updates for you lot I'm afraid

[Gretchen]

Thankyou4calling said:

Gretchen said:

Depends. How old/fit are you?

49 years young and a very powerfully built multiple company director.

And you?

43 going on late 20s. Work for the NHS and wear a Nurses uniform. Currently dating several guys ranging from 22 - 34. You currently don't fit my criteria.

[spikeyhead]

Council Baby said:

Thankyou4calling said:

I disagree. I've always felt a bond with you, I accept I'm more mature but I'm an old dog you can definitely teach a new trick to :-)

Welcome back and where have you been?

Working mate, very little spare time these days unfortunately.

My bird now lives with me so no decent updates for you lot I'm afraid

I knew that global warming would change many things, but even the biggest yoghurt knitter out there couldn't have predicted that

[anothernameitist]

Gretchen said:

43 going on late 20s. Work for the NHS and wear a Nurses uniform. Currently dating several guys ranging from 22 - 34. You currently don't fit my criteria.

looks like I might be out of the equation too, but if you change you mind...