Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[ali_kat]

doogz said:

My sister has gone into labour.

I'm not sure she's taking it all that seriously though. She's been told not to go to the hospital until the contractions get to a certain interval, or if that's not happened by dinner time, go in anyway.

So she's just text me to say she's away out for her lunch.

She'll want a good lunch inside her, she's not going to feel up to eating come dinner time

[Fishtigua]

DickyC said:

To be honest, we didn't know until recently that pad had an oeuvre.

I won a prize for my artistic oeuvres.

At Catering College, we had to enter a dish for the Salon Culinaire. The class I choose was the Pickled Egg in Aspic, very hotly contested.





I received 2nd Place from the judges. Brian Turner, the chef off the telly, was handing out the prizes. Sadly I'd just had a puncture on my old Gilera 150. So up to the podium to collect my prize, a cook book, and to shake hands with the great man, was a very grubby biker with filthy black hands and sweaty helmet hair.

[NoVetec]

Hi.

[DickyC]

Oh, yeah, The Grubby Bikers. I watch that.

[Studio117]

i just had a brolly/shop verander interface and an insect has bitten my neck.

[Mr Roper]

Marnin.

10,000 posts.

I would like to thank my butcher for his maple cured bacon.

[McAndy]

ali_kat said:

doogz said:

My sister has gone into labour.

I'm not sure she's taking it all that seriously though. She's been told not to go to the hospital until the contractions get to a certain interval, or if that's not happened by dinner time, go in anyway.

So she's just text me to say she's away out for her lunch.

She'll want a good lunch inside her, she's not going to feel up to eating come dinner time

Take her Jelly Babies. Trust me. Hope it all goes well!

[McAndy]

Mr Roper said:

Marnin.

10,000 posts.

I would like to thank my butcher for his maple cured bacon.

[DickyC]

Mr Roper said:

Marnin.

10,000 posts.

I would like to thank my butcher for his maple cured bacon.

Thanks for sharing it with us.

With the whole team working round the clock we may have all the candles in the cake by next Thursday.

We were wondering if you knew anyone who could keep the Fire Officer occupied at the critical moment.

[iva cosworth]

Warden Hodges said:

Put that ruddy fire out.

[HerrNipps]

This week oi huv bin learnin tao speek as tha do in Brum.

And I must tell you, the female of the species in Birmingham does have a below standard range of sexual expression yet larger breasts.

[iva cosworth]

It's getting a steamed up in here.

Damp outside and in......

[HerrNipps]

Am I still denied access to the other place? I would be liking to take the part in off public chats.

[PoleDriver]

Captain Mainwearing said:

Stupid boy!

[iva cosworth]

No fake Germans allowed.

I'm a fake Italian and I don't go in the other place either.

[PoleDriver]

All banned!

[iva cosworth]

"Dont tell him your name Pike !"

[DickyC]

Other place?

You have mentioned before this other place.

I know not of this other place of which you speak of.

Is it Myth and Leg end?

[PoleDriver]

DickyC said:

Other place?

[iva cosworth]

You know,pull the 10th book out of the shelf behind TT bar to activate the secret door to the passageway to the other place.

Just don't repeat the above in public.

Oh !....