A bit council Vol 2

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WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3843966/...

You decide on the morals here of P taking .......... I fully understand the pain and grief a parent must feel when they're child is ill, the need to take the pain from them, the desire to swap places with them, but...........


and then of course the girl is called Tarly and the mother Kory.


Where do people even find these names ? by putting their hands in scrabble bags and drawing letters out ?
We tried that and ended up with SCAX(13 points) and BOLO(6 points), So decided to go for regular names.

grayze

790 posts

170 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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Rawwr said:
Johnnytheboy said:
In what warped universe is she 35?!?!?!

That kid's head is f*cking massive!
And his left hand.

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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TheChampers

4,093 posts

140 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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grayze said:
Rawwr said:
Johnnytheboy said:
In what warped universe is she 35?!?!?!

That kid's head is f*cking massive!
And his left hand.
In reference to the hand you refer to, are the marks on the knuckles tattoos or grime? I think the latter would be the better answer.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

125 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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What's the betting the zafira was a motorbility car ?

No one spotted the Christmas jumper: in October ?!!

gus607

924 posts

138 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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Rawwr said:
That kid's head is f*cking massive!
Class !
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/imgs/9.gif

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

142 months

Monday 17th October 2016
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austinsmirk said:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3843966/...

You decide on the morals here of P taking .......... I fully understand the pain and grief a parent must feel when they're child is ill, the need to take the pain from them, the desire to swap places with them, but...........


and then of course the girl is called Tarly and the mother Kory.


Where do people even find these names ? by putting their hands in scrabble bags and drawing letters out ?
I've seen parents putting kids in wheelchairs to claim imaginary illness, this poor little bugger could land mum plenty of cash if she knew the system

AlexRS2782

8,073 posts

215 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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I think this counts - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited version (incase the thread gets deleted):

OP (male) gets sacked from previous employer for dealing drugs.
Former colleague (female) leaves that employer and gets a job working with people that require, by the sounds of it, counselling / care.
OP tells former colleague he's single & lonely.
Former colleague decides it's a good idea to set OP up on a blind date with one of her patients that she's meant to be responsible for.
OP tells person on the date that he got sacked for dealing drugs.
Girl on blind date decides to report OP's former colleague for her behaviour in setting her up on a date with a drug dealer.
OP's former colleague is then sacked for consorting with a known drug dealer and actively referring her patient to him.
OP & former colleague now facing Police action (evidently).
OP then asks whether or not he should feel guilty for his former colleague and whether or not it's actually his fault she was sacked.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

175 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
In what warped universe is she 35?!?!?!

35, that must have been some paper round.

Gunk

3,302 posts

161 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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berlintaxi said:
Johnnytheboy said:
In what warped universe is she 35?!?!?!

35, that must have been some paper round.
That gag was posted by matchmaker on another post!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

125 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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I've seen parents putting kids in wheelchairs to claim imaginary illness, this poor little bugger could land mum plenty of cash if she knew the system
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as I've said before, I'm like a reverse Jesus, maiming the healthy and making them sick. the amount of people who suddenly dive into wheelchairs, grab dole poles, grasp radiators or fling themselves into armchairs when I call round is unbelievable.

I remember going to see a bloke who claimed to be a w.chair user. Boring statistic but only 3% of users are confirned FT. Most can get up and walk. this guy wants a ramp for his w.chair. generally again, its never for w/chairs, its always for scooters- you know a council go-kart.

lo and behold I pull up in a car and watch him lifting a scooter into the back of a motability MPV. Clearly nothing wrong with him.

It was a joy to have the conversation with the benefits fiddling lay about about my observations.

55palfers

5,929 posts

166 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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MWM3 said:
MikeT66 said:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

As posted by matchmaker in the GG thread. Saved from Zafira fire by a craving for sausage rolls....

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/fa...
That is brilliant! laughlaugh
Thank God they posted a pic of the sausage roll for us too!



ascayman

12,788 posts

218 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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AlexRS2782 said:
I think this counts - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited version (incase the thread gets deleted):

OP (male) gets sacked from previous employer for dealing drugs.
Former colleague (female) leaves that employer and gets a job working with people that require, by the sounds of it, counselling / care.
OP tells former colleague he's single & lonely.
Former colleague decides it's a good idea to set OP up on a blind date with one of her patients that she's meant to be responsible for.
OP tells person on the date that he got sacked for dealing drugs.
Girl on blind date decides to report OP's former colleague for her behaviour in setting her up on a date with a drug dealer.
OP's former colleague is then sacked for consorting with a known drug dealer and actively referring her patient to him.
OP & former colleague now facing Police action (evidently).
OP then asks whether or not he should feel guilty for his former colleague and whether or not it's actually his fault she was sacked.
I saw that start last night, wondered where it had gone this morning laugh

Goaty Bill 2

3,433 posts

121 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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ascayman said:
AlexRS2782 said:
I think this counts - http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Edited version (incase the thread gets deleted):

OP (male) gets sacked from previous employer for dealing drugs.
[snip]
OP then asks whether or not he should feel guilty for his former colleague and whether or not it's actually his fault she was sacked.
I saw that start last night, wondered where it had gone this morning laugh
I read through that thread this morning.
Young people just don't understand the internet do they?


Fozziebear

1,840 posts

142 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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austinsmirk said:
I've seen parents putting kids in wheelchairs to claim imaginary illness, this poor little bugger could land mum plenty of cash if she knew the system
as I've said before, I'm like a reverse Jesus, maiming the healthy and making them sick. the amount of people who suddenly dive into wheelchairs, grab dole poles, grasp radiators or fling themselves into armchairs when I call round is unbelievable.

I remember going to see a bloke who claimed to be a w.chair user. Boring statistic but only 3% of users are confirned FT. Most can get up and walk. this guy wants a ramp for his w.chair. generally again, its never for w/chairs, its always for scooters- you know a council go-kart.

lo and behold I pull up in a car and watch him lifting a scooter into the back of a motability MPV. Clearly nothing wrong with him.

It was a joy to have the conversation with the benefits fiddling lay about about my observations.
Class! I've had hours of film of fraudsters, so hard not to laugh when they get shown the movie!

Goaty Bill 2

3,433 posts

121 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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Fozziebear said:
austinsmirk said:
I've seen parents putting kids in wheelchairs to claim imaginary illness, this poor little bugger could land mum plenty of cash if she knew the system


as I've said before, I'm like a reverse Jesus, maiming the healthy and making them sick. the amount of people who suddenly dive into wheelchairs, grab dole poles, grasp radiators or fling themselves into armchairs when I call round is unbelievable.

I remember going to see a bloke who claimed to be a w.chair user. Boring statistic but only 3% of users are confirned FT. Most can get up and walk. this guy wants a ramp for his w.chair. generally again, its never for w/chairs, its always for scooters- you know a council go-kart.

lo and behold I pull up in a car and watch him lifting a scooter into the back of a motability MPV. Clearly nothing wrong with him.

It was a joy to have the conversation with the benefits fiddling lay about about my observations.
Class! I've had hours of film of fraudsters, so hard not to laugh when they get shown the movie!
Fixed. You had an 'end quote' after : "of cash if she knew the system"

He does have some classics smile

kowalski655

14,715 posts

145 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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Was at Clydebank shopping centre the other day(itself a mecca for chavs e.g. a Poundland AND a Poundworld next door to each other...handy for comparing the best deals) when I saw this


As if the lit up buildings are not bad enough, see the lampshade on that gold thing...it ROTATES!

And not slowly to give a calming effect at night,at about 45RPM

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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That's a whole window full of council!

DJFish

5,933 posts

265 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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55palfers said:
Thank God they posted a pic of the sausage roll for us too!


Oh, is that what they look like.... whistle

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

142 months

Tuesday 18th October 2016
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
Fixed. You had an 'end quote' after : "of cash if she knew the system"

He does have some classics smile
Cheers. I've got a few that the daily mail would love, years of surveillance on these idiots smile
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