Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 26)

[DickyC]

There are ten books at Trivial Towers? There were only three in the Library and they were all destroyed on the fire; Haynes Caterham 7, The Pictorial History of Gargling and the one I was still colouring.

[iva cosworth]

The Mx5 manual is 7 volumes ,somebody may be borrowing it currently.

[McAndy]

doogz said:

Take her jelly babies?

She's my sister, I'm not going!

I hate kids.

Fair enough! Will you feign tolerance when she demands that you fawn over it? I've been told off before for not looking like I care about other people's kids. That's because there are only a few that I do. I recall one such conversation going something along the lines of:

Mother: "Are you OK? You look like you can only just tolerate little ###."
My inner monologue: "That's because the little brat is running around screaming, being very poorly behaved and I want to take a electric fly swatter to him."
My voice: "Sums it up."
Mother: "Oh." /WalksOff

Good times.

[DickyC]

PoleDriver said:

DickyC said:

Other place?

Ah, yes, the Waiting Room for the Bar at Trivial Towers.

Members of Long Standing go in via the Cellar and the concealed door in the Secret Cupboard and avoid all this nonsense.

[HerrNipps]

Ah, it is like that.

[ali_kat]

HerrNipps said:

Am I still denied access to the other place? I would be liking to take the part in off public chats.

Why, what's changed in the 13 days since you posted this?

HerrNipps 11th July Page 118 said:

To close the conversation, I thought the other place was a secret forum here on Pistonheads I did not understand it was Face Book which I do not use.

Please friends, can we consider this ended?

[ali_kat]

doogz said:

She knows how I feel about kids..

Then send Jelly Babies with whoever it was that you had plans with tonight that have now cancelled due to impending baby stuff

She may not understand at 1st, but she'll appreciate them

(Good source of energy, can't be choked on, will help blood sugar levels - marathon runners use them)

[iva cosworth]

In surprising news the M25 is chaos.

Nothing to do with chemicals....

[iva cosworth]

Who's good at doing a car check ?

I saw OSG 178 just now,not sure if it's a Bristol or a really old BMW.

It's a white coupe sort of.....

I did try that Google device e but failed miserably.

[KaraK]

DickyC said:

There are ten books at Trivial Towers? There were only three in the Library and they were all destroyed on the fire; Haynes Caterham 7, The Pictorial History of Gargling and the one I was still colouring.

Your forgetting

"Be the Cock Womble, a Trucker's Story"
"The 'I'd rather be at Trivial Towers' Mug Assembly Instructions" (although that is more of a leaflet I guess)
"101 TKP Recipes for the Poster on the Go"

Not sure what the other four are though!

[GOG440]

iva cosworth said:

Who's good at doing a car check ?

I saw OSG 178 just now,not sure if it's a Bristol or a really old BMW.

It's a white coupe sort of.....

I did try that Google device e but failed miserably.

Vehicle make BRISTOL
Date of first registration 21 November 1949
Year of manufacture 1949
Cylinder capacity (cc) 1971cc
CO₂Emissions Not available
Fuel type PETROL
Vehicle status Tax not due
Vehicle colour WHITE
Vehicle type approval Not available
Wheelplan 2 AXLE RIGID BODY

c&p from dvla website.
Sounds like it was something like this but in white

[HerrNipps]

ali_kat said:

HerrNipps said:

Am I still denied access to the other place? I would be liking to take the part in off public chats.

Why, what's changed in the 13 days since you posted this?

HerrNipps 11th July Page 118 said:

To close the conversation, I thought the other place was a secret forum here on Pistonheads I did not understand it was Face Book which I do not use.

Please friends, can we consider this ended?

I am now a product of the Face Book naturally.

[Studio117]

Beer o'clock, let's go

[ali_kat]

Sorry, I forgot to include this

MidnightXR6 said:

Both barred. No real names.

[iva cosworth]

Thanks GOG for the info,I was erring on the side of BMW.....

Does look like the pic too.....

[iva cosworth]

I going to cancel the TT naturist weekend,the weather's too bad.

They don't like getting damp bits you know.....

[drivin_me_nuts]

That's a shame. I bought an outfit especially.

[PoleDriver]

drivin_me_nuts said:

That's a shame. I bought an outfit especially.

[Studio117]

[drivin_me_nuts]

PoleDriver said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

That's a shame. I bought an outfit especially.

Who you calling big nose?