Tagline for your town

[DervVW]

Bigbudders said:

Telford- Vauxhall mecca

Really? I just thought HMRC

[StevieBee]

Jaguar steve said:

Paul671 said:

Chelmsford - Basingstoke with Essex people

You must have experienced the charm of the city of Essex on a very good day, it's usually far worse than that...

I'll have none of that. We have some wonderful, well rounded people here in the fine City of Chelmsford!

[jayfrancis]

Morningside said:

jayfrancis said:

Bath - You should of gone to Bristol.

I only went to Bath once in the late 1980s I thought it was a really nice place.

I have nothing against Bath, it's a great city.

However the tourists flock to see the Georgian architecture etc when it's often thought that Bristol's is at least as good but also has a lot more,

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Braintree - named after two things you will not find in this town.

[TobyLaRohne]

Welcome to Pudsey, the hole between the cheeks of Leeds and Bradford

[s111dpc]

Jonboy_t said:

Webber3 said:

Basingstoke - where Andover goes to shop

Not surprising really. Andover town center is so bad even McDonalds and Tesco have pulled out, but at least it still has Cash Convertors and Brighthouse. Every other shop is a charity shop though. It seriously makes Basingstoke looks like New York City.

I have worked in Andover for the last 4 years and 2 things amaze me:

1 - there seems to be loads of PHers there and I've never seen one,
2 - why the hell does anyone live there? It really is at level 9.7 on the moron scale.

^^^ This, oh so true

[frumpytrickle]

Croydon - come for the home office, stay for the dole office

[TommoAE86]

Lol at the Basingstoke "discussion" and accurate on Andover!

Winchester - the Cathedral almost sank!

[Nom de ploom]

Rotherham

Pubs, Poundstretchers and Paedos.

Edited by Nom de ploom on Thursday 25th September 14:58

[welshjon81]

Swansea - Pretty st@y City

[acd80]

welshjon81 said:

Swansea - Pretty st@y City

Swansea - it's nowhere near as grim as Port Talbot!

[anonymous-user]

Basingstoke - as seen on Pistonheads.

[L1OFF]

Sherborne.... Nice but smells of ste.

[DannyScene]

TobyLaRohne said:

Welcome to Pudsey, the hole between the cheeks of Leeds and Bradford

Brilliant!

[Spiffing]

Burgess Hill - two train stations doubles your ability to leave

[twing]

Newbury - Used to be nice

[valiant]

Walthamstow. Officially 25% less stabby than Hackney.

[minky monkey]

Redhill, at least the Weatherspoons is opposite the dole office.

[soad]

DannyScene said:

TobyLaRohne said:

Welcome to Pudsey, the hole between the cheeks of Leeds and Bradford

Brilliant!

Perfect.

[HereBeMonsters]

minky monkey said:

Redhill, at least the Weatherspoons is opposite the dole office.

Redhill - where people who fall asleep on the train end up.