Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol 4)

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The Don of Croy

6,019 posts

161 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Bluedot said:
Cheltenham town centre and the complete lack of any meaningful signage to get you through the poxy place.
I think it's a new spec for town centres...Ashford (Kent) is the same. The next town to the West is Maidstone, and they used to be linked by the A20 (once the main route from London to Folkestone), but try finding a sign on the inner ring road indicating that.

If you've somehow found your way into a town centre the planning bods want you trapped until you spend your way out.

Today I am mainly annoyed by all things Orgreave.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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The cyclist who I have started seeing on a narrow lane on the way in to work, who:

(a) has never given way to me at a passing place, always me to him

(b) has never offered me any acknowledgement

Before PH's pet cyclists pile in, it's not related to his mode of transport, just that he's a rude tt.

Though he does have that slight "angry old hippy" look of someone that probably thinks he has more right to be on the road than I do.

Fastdruid

8,721 posts

154 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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rambo19 said:
Foglights.
This and 10 million times this.

It's 17:30, it's dark, the traffic is heavy stop start, there is a hint of fog but visibility is >100m.

Mr wky fktard with his power of a million suns high intensity fog lights has them on despite being close enough to see their face in the mirror.

Thanks wombles, now I can't see a fking thing beyond your car and all the other idiots who have done the same means I can't tell if that sudden bright light a few cars ahead is someone putting their brakes on or just some tt with their fog lights on and being un-obscured.

I don't even understand the kind of mentality that thinks "I'm in stationary/slow traffic, I can see the car behind me perfectly but there is a hint of fog, I'd best blind the car behind".

Although in one occasion I had such a fkwit do it in stationary traffic and I then put on front fogs and full beam. He turned them off again. smile






ClockworkCupcake

75,174 posts

274 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Fastdruid said:
I don't even understand the kind of mentality that thinks "I'm in stationary/slow traffic, I can see the car behind me perfectly but there is a hint of fog, I'd best blind the car behind".
Because a lot of people learn to drive parrot-fashion, without any comprehension as to the reasons. So to their tiny little minds, fog means putting their fog lights on. Because fog. No comprehension as to the reason for fog lights being so that cars behind can see you are there and are therefore only needed when you cannot see any cars behind you.

droopsnoot

12,122 posts

244 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Fastdruid said:
rambo19 said:
Foglights.
This and 10 million times this.
I've started letting it wash over me now, people are generally just so dumb about when they should have them on that it's not worth getting annoyed about. I had a conversation with someone last night who mentioned they'd "had to" put their fog lights on because "it's foggy across the fields". Just saying "but you're not driving across the fields, are you?" didn't seem to help.

Bluedot

3,609 posts

109 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Blokes in the work toilets in front of the mirror who spend far to long preening themselves and checking every inch of their shirt is as it should be.

227bhp

10,203 posts

130 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Stuff that doesn't even fit on my computer screen, wtf is all that about?
Just reading an Ebay ad which i'm having to scroll from left to right to read.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

102 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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227bhp said:
Stuff that doesn't even fit on my computer screen, wtf is all that about?
Just reading an Ebay ad which i'm having to scroll from left to right to read.
Yeah, there's a term for that but I forget what it is.

The worst contender is my stty work phone, a Nokia Lumia, which doesn't have that auto-sense screen size thing and so as a consequence it never properly displays emails in the same fashion that an iPhone can do with ease. Piece of crap.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Shakermaker said:
227bhp said:
Stuff that doesn't even fit on my computer screen, wtf is all that about?
Just reading an Ebay ad which i'm having to scroll from left to right to read.
Yeah, there's a term for that but I forget what it is.

The worst contender is my stty work phone, a Nokia Lumia, which doesn't have that auto-sense screen size thing and so as a consequence it never properly displays emails in the same fashion that an iPhone can do with ease. Piece of crap.
Same thing happens on here when utter fking steaming s write "looooooooooooooooool" (only with 5 times the amount of "o"s/).

May you contract leprosy of the cock and end up face down over an electric barbed-wire fence while the at-large AIDS-ridden criminal "Big Barry the Dry Bummer" has his way with you before delivering you unconscious and bleeding to your mum's front door with a note around your neck saying "I asked for, and enjoyed it all".

Europa1

10,923 posts

190 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Johnnytheboy said:
The cyclist who I have started seeing on a narrow lane on the way in to work, who:

(a) has never given way to me at a passing place, always me to him

(b) has never offered me any acknowledgement

Before PH's pet cyclists pile in, it's not related to his mode of transport, just that he's a rude tt.

Though he does have that slight "angry old hippy" look of someone that probably thinks he has more right to be on the road than I do.
Yep, that yanks my chain as well. As I live in Cambridge, it happens a lot - letting cyclists through, and then not a flicker of recognition.

Mind you, more and more motorists seem to be getting just as rude.

SidJames

1,399 posts

235 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Nanook said:
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Davie_GLA said:
[clarkson] 2. Some footballist[/clarkson], Real Madrid i think on £750k a WEEK. three quarters of a million.
That's not annoyance, that's jealousy.
If we're going to be picky, it's envy.
People that feign ignorance in an attempt to look superior, especially when they take it to extremes.

You really know so little about football that you think the correct word is footballist, and not footballer?

Cotty

39,745 posts

286 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Great I take a week off work to do some stuff round the house, get my car sorted etc. So talking to the girl im transferring work to tells me she has a cold. So now its Tuesday on my week off an I have picked up her bug and feel like crap, nose running, light headed, slightly dizzy, got a chesty cough etc.

glenrobbo

35,547 posts

152 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Cotty said:
Great, I take a week off work to do some stuff round the house, get my car sorted etc. So talking to the girl I'm transferring work to tells me she has a cold. So now it's Tuesday on my week off and I have picked up her bug and feel like crap, nose running, light headed, slightly dizzy, got a chesty cough etc.
That's a fair trade; You gave her your workload....

Cotty, are you sure you were just talking to her?


Enjoy it with whiskey & Night Nurse smile

WestyCarl

3,312 posts

127 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Airports. You are given a passport for a reason; you will have to show it before getting on the plane, therefore don't put it at the bottom of your fking bag and spend 5 minutes searching for it banghead

SlimJim16v

5,787 posts

145 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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The term "small minded". Another stupid Americanism catching on over here. It's narrow minded you idiots.

McAndy

12,691 posts

179 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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SlimJim16v said:
The term "small minded". Another stupid Americanism catching on over here. It's narrow minded you idiots.
Language evolves through global influence; don't be so small minded.

McAndy

12,691 posts

179 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Laptop track pad button sets consisting of only two buttons. Why can't you just stick on a third to replicate middle click?!

CoolHands

18,863 posts

197 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Zero.

I'm no grammatical king, but can things really be described with 'zero'? confused "That guy gets zero sympathy from me"

Boozy

2,358 posts

221 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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People who sniff/snot gobble every minute, KNNNFFFFFF. I want to kill the person doing it now.

MartG

20,765 posts

206 months

Tuesday 1st November 2016
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Cars/buses/trains being described as 'zero emission'.

No they fking aren't - they just don't emit anything at the 'point of use' but the energy they use needs to be generated SOMEWHERE, and in the case of most countries that will be by coal or gas power stations.

Thanks to the inefficiency of then having to transmit the power across the country, via several step up/step down transformers, then either use it to charge batteries ( with about 95% of the energy subsequently being available for use ) or make hydrogen ( where at best a mere 60% of the input energy can then be used ) they can end up creating more emissions than an ic vehicle frown

And that is before you consider the environmental impact of mining the stuff used in their battery's construction frown
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